Saturday, July 21, 2007

Monterey Bay
i went there the last like 3 ish days... it was soo fun, first day we picked up Cory(best friend since 6th grade) and Kevin(best friend since... he was born) and drove to solvang.. we got there at night and stayed at a days in... it was like 10:40 so we called dominos.. the answer "hello, this is dominoes, we are closed" they dont close till 11... so we went on a quest for food and ended with carl's jr. next morning he his solvang an hour before ANYTHING opens.. we stayed there till noon brousing shops and stuff, then went on the long drive to Monterey, once we got there ken and alisha(designated... adults but there about the same as we are in maturity) were annoyed to the limits of cory(apparently he talks loud and sings annoyingly... i never noticed.. at all.. not even now).. so we find our hotel and make the short walk to the warf... decided to eat at a random.. run of the mill sea food restaraunt (theres about 5 within 50 ft of eachother) and we had this female waitress so everyone one dares me to try some "Lines" so i wait till dissert.. and she brings the tray out, and askes everyone what they want.. then she askes me.. and i lean back in my chair and say with as straight a face as i could...

"Are YOU on the dessert menu"

And as i start saying it EVERYONE at the table starts to laugh.... it made her night... but i wasent about to stop there.... no when she hands the check to us Ken tells her that i have a dance to show her, and she gets like 2 other waiters and the stand there waiting for me to dance...

I stood up and Kevin, Ken, and alisha start the beat... and i begin dancing.. the chicken dance.. i messed it up a little bit.. that happens when your laughing the whole time...

she was laughing the other waiters wer laughing our table wer laughing... but i couldent let her night to remember end, so after i paid i walked up to her, everyone else had walked out cept cory.. he was the witness... i walked up to her and said smileing

"Hey... since i dance for you and all.. can i get your number"

well its sad to say.. but i didnt get her number she had a boyfriend... but the real reason i did it was cuz kevin said if i got her number he would give me 5 buckaroos... and that five bucks became a joke between me and him... everytime we saw someone or thing doing something that we turned into funny with some dialog one of us would say

"then he goes back to the other one and gets 5 bucks"

after all that there was a crazy guy on the peir who was trowing trashcans around then he jumped in the water.. we went to a balcony nearby so we could see... they eventually got him out and had him on a gurney while he was on his way up the ramp (convieniently located right in spitting range...) we joke about yelling out "Crazy" or"Nutjob" and jetting a lougy out on his forehead... but that was too evil to do for us... then we went back to the hotel.. oh yeah we wer stating at the hotel pacific.. it was kick ace.. and the days inn charged us 26 buckes each for two pillows we jacked lol...


the next day, we woke up early and went on a 3 hour whale watching ride... it wasent that great... couple funny jokes that wer only funny then...

after the whales we attempted t go to a irish/scottish store and it was closed.. but i picked up 2 wooden bokkens in a shop on the warf... so now i can sword fight without jackign up my swords... then we went to the 17 mile beach saw a dead seal.. and went to the hotel and ordered room service... the last day in Monterey bay we went to the aquarium and at at a really nice BBQ place... and then we got a new tire (the old one was so warn alot of metal thread was showing.. and we wer off for home.. a goot atleast 6 hour drive.. ken and alisha pritty much went crazy with cory's singing.. but they never told him that... he cant stop if he dont know it annoys them... and it dont annoy me so W/E but that ride started out soo much fun... then i fell asleep for alot and it was pritty ok untill we got to redlands and picked up the new and last harry potter.... at 3 am in walmart... but back to why the biging was so fun.. well i have this super power.. called scream really loud and high pitched.. well we found some targets for a sound blast... first was a guy takign money at the exit of the parking garage.. (oh yeah our battery died when we wer first at our car but we got a jump and headed down...) that old guy jumped high and did a 180 to look... big laughes.. we recorded it.. and a few more sound blasts from the day erlier and later that day... it might be on youtube soon... but anyway it was a complete kick buttocks trip!!!
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