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Saturday, July 7, 2007


   WOAH!!!!!!.....Crazy Lesbians!!!
Ok, I been at this new job of mine for a week or so...and I can tell you things get wierd quick! Its my third day there, and some guy asks me if I'm gay!!!! I tell him I haven't even kissed a girl, let alone slept with one...ew. I still don't think he believes me though.

Yeah, I'm sure some of us have come into one of those wierd situations where you find out from a friend of a friend of a friend or co-worker, that somewhere nearby, or even standing next to you as you're training at your job there's a creepy butch-girl checking you out when you don't even realize it!!!! (**Shivers**)

I can tell you, its a very unnerving feeling to know that someone you work with is analyzing every inch of your anatomy as well as tape-recording everything you might have to say. CREEPY is the bottom line. Now think about this...you can use this to your advantage without becoming 'involved' in some oddball-lesbo fantasy!!!
(I'm not inclined to be anyway..but they don't have to know that!!!)

But there is an upside to this, for one, you can use their excessive curiosity against them and make them your lackey at work...I mean, c'mon they already like you and why not just use them to go and get supplies for you or something since they basically (without really having to say it) made themselves your bitch.

Wow, maybe I'm just a real jerk, but someone that makes themself out to be an ass, must expect to be rode right? So, I'm gonna try this out for a few days and see how it turns out...If my hypothesis is correct, then I'll now from now on how to deal with creepy lesbians!!! Well, Thats about it for now, OH WAIT! I went to a cool fiesta party on the 4th and drove around a bit with a guy friend from work, then, later that night, we went down to the River for a bonfire and party! We just smoked and drank a bit and had a good time. Until some juvenile assholes started throwing rocks over at us who were near the fire. I couldn't believe it! We buy them beer, smoke with them, and they turn all retarded and throw rocks at their guests??? Phuck that. How pathetic. Anyways, I'll let you all get back to your weekend events! Take care and I'll be back sometime next week most likely!!!
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