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Saturday, December 9, 2006


   HOLY DRUNKEN FUN Continued.....
OMFG....Yes, here it is, the conclusion to my Seattle-Chinatown adventures...
Alright...we're at the China Gate restaurant and lounge..
Mom's on stage, singing in Chinese and Mandarin(and we are SO not chinese,mind you)She's great, and there's this cute, older guy named Stanley. A pretty hot Chinese dude, whom since I walked in, had been giving me the 'wink wink syndrome'. Yup, well, after about 6 brews, it wasn't so one-sided anymore. Soooo....Stepping outside for a smoke, suddenly we're there leaning on the brick building making-out(more like SUCKING FACE) and feeling each other up! O_O' Damn, that was intense!!!!

So, this is obviously turning into a PG-13 movie rating in less than 10 seconds...not to mention my MOM steps outside to find us...NOT doing anything. I heard the door to the place open and when I saw her, I was just puffing away on a cigarette totally calm. I really can't tell even now if she saw anything. How embarassing!!! The first time I see her in 8-9 years, the last thing I want is for her to think I'm some kind of 'fluzy barfly', y'know?
Ok, so afterwards we go in, she sings more, and I'm having a shot....And drinking all Her beer as fast as the tender could serve them! WOOHOO!!!!
Not to mention giving Stanley a little 'hand-charity' beneath the table at the booth we were sitting at. Needless to say, he blew it...If you can't figure out what that means...God help you.
And there you have it....the closest thing I'll probably ever have to a one-night stand...but hey, it was exciting for me. And totally freaking hot!
Yes, as some might inquire, Stanley still bugs me constantly to come back up to Seattle for more Adventures! (dammit,I was so drunk I gave him my phone number!!)
But I'm a scared little wimp and will probably never go again!! >XP

Anyways, stick that in your pipe and smoke it!

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