Saturday, July 8, 2006

thnk god that ass is her ex now fucktard brenden

ok this story is about a certian someone and if u dont kno who it is ask his lover (lol sry britt) ok here goes and sry if i seem weird im listening to 1985 lol funny stuff ok neways ok theres this guy and prt of my old away message had involved him becuz *pukes * britt is goin out with him ok sry if u didnt want them to kno britt but w/e ok neways here goes i should put a copy of it but i dont feel like it o so s=now im listening to green day!!! he he he there awesome ok he is cute i guess kathleen lol eh hem ok on with it ok in my away message i put if was to break britt i was gonna break him and here is my description of breaking him his painfull y near death xexperience can kill him awww to bad because of brittany loving him and shed be to complanatory like always jk lol dont get hasty britt i cant get comfy grrr ok there ok heres his near death experinence from me !!!!*gigglez*

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there was once this bus that i was on andit was going to the last stop and then it stopped and then five mins later there was a person walking out of the door of their house it took her an hour just to get to the bus then her seat was halfway in the middle of the bus then it took her a half hour just to get to her seat then some girls were chatting about michelle because she was cough cough singing god im choking at the fact of that lol umm then she was evesdropping on then bcuz they were also tlkin to me and then she started complaining becuz michelles her cuzin then she told michelle cuz she sadly deeply very veryveryveryvery sadly sadly sadly came back to life then she started to cry yessssssss and then she tryed killin us but instead she all of the sudden pulled out a pocket knife and threw it and stabbed angel in the neck in one of her main blood veins then blood started to gush and gush out of her neck and then she died then michelle was put in jail and executed thank god o yesssssssssssssssssssss

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lets see umm one day nicole and her other stupid cheerleader friends except for a couple nice ones ugh what am i kidding umm neways her and them were on the way to unh's whitemore center for the competion that the hooksett hurricanes were cheerleading in one the way there their bus broke down and they had to wlk cuz it was only a mile or to away so they walked there they all almost tried hicthhikeing and a guy with a big truck they got inand the guy supposed ly got lost so they just forgot about the competition and they drove along and it was like a ups liketruck so then they stop for gas but really the guy stop at a ware house and he was really a serial killer o yessssssss lol umm the nhe kills all the adults bye first the back of their throught o and he made sure there wasnt any reception for their cell phones and then their left eye he shot too for some reason then then he started with the cheerleaders only shooting them inbetween the eyes which killed them all except one was left nicole was that one and she was so frightened it was hilarious lol umm neways again she was so scared bcz she was an inch away from death literally an inch he close then she started to sing and her awful highpitched ugly voice hurt his ears shattered glass into smitherines and then she got shot in the chest because he was so close to her when she got shot her clothes and him caught on fireand they burned and melted together i g2g byez see you later

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yesssss my death!!!

hi this story is bout me i killed me self i think i not not sure i dead kn o igauged out my mind and brittanys eyeball thru the computer te he he he he i listern to walking on the sunshine and sing along he he he fun fun fun o well back to the story im tlkin to brittany on line and she being mean so i tell her there a knife on the table and i thake it and i say i gots a kinife and she says no dont kill ur ssef and i say y not everyone hates me and there isnt any point to live newayz becuz ppl hates me and i just goingto die newayz sooner or later i holding knife she sayz noooo dont i care im ur friend and im like ya right i dont have friend s *sobbs** o swell i kill my self so i cut my neck and get blood all over my favorite shiet with tinker bell on it :s hi ppl newayz umm i ... say hi brittany and she sayz how r u tlkin to me if ur dead i say idk i gauged out my mind i dont think hehehe then i tlkin to kathleen and i sayz that again she says that not funny o well i dc now i gauge out brittanys eyebell thru the computer an right this story i g2g bye byez luv yaz all forever see u not in hell te he he he

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   la de da de daaaa...

ok im a lil rusty but here goes ok aaron was riding his bike one day and jsut happened to be riding around melanies house (not that this is true sry guyz oops im mean grls) her relative from further down south in kentucky i believe it is were over for a family reunion and they wanted to show off there house for some akward reason so they did and aaron just happened to ride o nby and melanies and alyssas and they didnt like him at all he kept riding back and forth by their house so they decide to all go out to their cars and get their guns shot guns ect u name it they all were geting so annoyed by him ugh and then they all of the sudden just shot him a million time cuz there were alot of people and they all shot at ahim atleast once or twice then beau comes out holdin a gun like a person and justs shoots him its hilarious then aaron gets up after being shot at and then beau gets a huge growth spurt and goes chases after aaron and devours him sry i had to make it quick its midnight i gotta be up early to go to my cozins house to help my aunt with something its 2-3 hrs away so i wont be home sry i will miss ya guyz byez i g2g luv yaz all byez

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Thursday, July 6, 2006

   how 7y/os explain sex

THIS IS FRICKIN' HALARIOUS!!! HOW A 7 YEAR OLD EXPLAINS SEX Little Johnny was 7 years old and like other boys at his age he was rather curious. He had been hearing quite a bit about 'making out' from the older boys, and he wondered what it was and how it was done. One day he took his question to his mother, who became rather flustered. Instead of explaining things to Johnny, she told him to hide behind the curtains one night and watch his older sister and her boyfriend. This he did. The following morning, Johnny described EVERYTHING to his mother. "Sis and her boyfriend sat and talked for a while, then he turned off most of the lights. Then he started kissing and hugging her. I figured 'Sis must be getting sick, because her face started looking funny. He must have thought so too, because he put his hand inside her blouse to feel her heart, just the way the doctor would. Except he's not as smart as the doctor because he seemed to have trouble finding her heart. I guess he was getting sick too, because pretty soon both of them started panting and getting all out of breath. His other hand must have been cold because he put it under her skirt. About this time 'Sis got worse and began to moan and sigh and squirm around and slide down toward the end of the couch. This was when her fever started. I knew it was a fever, because Sis told him she felt really hot. Finally, I found out what was making them so sick......-a big eel ;had gotten inside his pants somehow. It just jumped out of his pants and stood there, about 10 inches long, honest, anyway he grabbed it in one hand to keep it from getting away. When Sis saw it, she got really scared-her eyes got big, and her mouth fell open, and she started calling out to God and stuff like that. She said it was the biggest one she's ever seen; I should tell her about the ones down at the lake by our house! Anyway, Sis got brave and tried to kill the eel by biting its head off. All of a sudden she grabbed it with both hands and held it tight while he took a muzzle out of his pocket and slipped it over the eel's head to keep it from biting again. Sis lay back and spread her legs so she could get a scissor-lock on it and he helped by lying on top of the eel. The eel put up a hell of a fight. Sis started groaning and squealing and her boyfriend almost upset the couch. I guess they wanted to kill the eel by squashing it between them. After a while they both quit moving and gave a great sigh. Her boyfriend got up, and sure enough, they killed the eel. I knew because it just hung there, limp, and some of its insides were hanging out. Sis and her boyfriend were a little tired from the battle, but they went back to courting anyway. He started hugging and kissing her again. By golly, the eel wasn't dead! It jumped straight up and started to fight again. I guess eels are like cats- they have nine lives or something. This time, Sis jumped up and tried to kill it by sitting on it. After about a 35 minute struggle, they finally killed the eel. I knew it was dead, because I saw Sis's boyfriend peel its skin off and flush it down the toilet. Now that you've read it, post it and have goodluck in "gettin' sum" forever...Ignore it, and U will have a bad sex life!!! SO REPOST THIS!!! WITH THE TITLE HOW A 7 YEAR OLD EXPLAINS SEX

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Wednesday, July 5, 2006

   my joke wedding

matt m is gonna be my husband w/ a bushy unibrow and a penguin tux that makes him look lieke a penguin even more thing in saw that blasts ur jaw open is gonna be my veil thingy n i have to kill matt for the key brittany is gonna marry us brianna h will be the condom grl and tosses condoms instead of flowers simple plan soad and p!atd r gonna be the bands edible underwear is gonna be the food nicole s will be the slut of honor and will be prostitute like nna t and michelle d r gonna be the homophobes/ clean up people michelle m can get stretched out and be a carpet and be dead but then all the sudden be alive... sadly.. and walk around and shit andy m can be a saw bearer for the saw to cut off matts foot in the beginning / ending of saw that room is gonna be where it takes place jon s is a grl in a guys body and is matts best man who is gay and passionatly in love with him very much luke is gonna kill jon and be an assassin jenny catches dildo bouqet for some reason ... bouqet will be made of random dildos and vibrators boogers will ooze from the walls blowjobs given instead ofd bobbing for apples and whichever guy orgasms first wins michael jackson will be the dj / babysitter mr pedro can be there n bitch everyopne out them fall off the table cuz it collapsed again mrs bonnin can have a tv fall on her head again miss chauvette can give birth to her baby and it can shoot across the room preps can get torched by me when matt dies i marry whoever is appealing to me at the time and matt dies right before hes supposed to say i do my mom will get a whitepower / homophobe tattoo in the back during the wedding and my sis krissy can jump off a bridge... might add more later /... this was made by me and britt :)

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