okay so friday brittany and i went to see i now pronounce you chuck and larry and it was pretty funny and then we came home and we ate food and such and put in the movie jenifer and then i went back in the house and my mom was bitching so i was back and such then i came back and the movie was ready to start but then brittany didnt wanna watch that movie. it was called jenifer and then i put in the craft and we sorta watched that but she decided to go to sleep and i fell asleep but then woke up again and then went to sleep a bit later and then it was morning! and brittany wanted to go to canobie lake park and my mom said we had to do a chore first so we decided to go to my nannys house and helped her cook and my grandmother wouldnt shut the fuck up about things she doesnt even need to bud into then my brother picked us up from there and brought us to canobie lake park and we went on this sky ride thing and then a ride called over the rainbow and i was spinning it and she got mad and said she was getting dizzy and she was covering her eyes and its not like it was going fast... then idk what we did next but we went on antique cars and on a log flume rideand i was asking her to go on a ride or suggesting things and she always thinks im in a grumpy mood and bitched at me in the line so i was ignoreing her for a bit then she started talking to me so i tlked to her and was clenched onto me half the time throughout it. How can a fucking log flume be scary? Geeeeeeez. and we went on this thing three time called the twist and shout and she thinks its cuz it was a crappy thing but it was because she wouldnt lean the same way and wouldnt allow it basically. and we went on this catepillar thing and its like a wavy floor and you go in circles its stupid. and we saw these dancer gymnast people and we saw ariel there and i wanted to kill her. just yea... and she might have slept over again but she was pissed off at me and getting bitchy, hah! and she thinks im the fucking bitchy one. geez. she could just say things out and not ust ignore me or say im being the pissy one then she thinks i walked her to her apartment just cuz i wanted to go see ariel and hit her. i always walk her up geez. if she didnt want me to she could have just told me. then i was all bitchy when i got home and i was screaming really loud cuz my mom was being bitchy to me and i was pissed people went in my fucking room and such. so i slept in the camper again to get away from people. then today i went to my grandmothers and everyone kept being bitchy to me and it was annoying. it was her birthday party n shit. we did fireworks too n such. then my brotehr was being a fuckhead after...
people suck this weekend.
Addition almost 2 am.===
Oh, and also.
I left my progress report at my mom's office on the stairs because i wasn't allowed to go in and so I left a key and my progress reports on the stairs for her but someone picked it up and slid it under another business the next floor up and its a teachers agency and like they help teachers find jobs or something. so they called my school and mailed it to them and they talked to my mom and they said they wanted to offer me a job supposedly because i had good grades. only cuz summer schools easy as fuck. i only have 7 dys left! but yea, i have an a in it. only because its easy and the tests are easy and he calls on people for the class participation part so yea. and the worksheets he just makes sure you have it all done and such... so yea. supposedly he wanted to offer me a job because of that and my mom said itd prolly be filing or something. im only fifteen tho.. but im allowed to get a job cuz im over 14and a half. k yea well night.===
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Forget Rednecks .....here is what Jeff Foxworthy has to say about
New Englanders...
If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September
through May, you live in New England.
If someone in a Home Depot store offers you
assistance and they don't w ork there, you live
in New England.
If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same
time, you live in New England.
If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with
someone who dialed a wrong number, you live
in New England.
If "Vacation" means going anywhere south of New York
City for the weekend, you live in New England.
If you measure distance in hours, you live in New England.
If you know several people who have hit a deer more than
once, you live in New England.
If you have switched from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day
and back again, you live in New England.
If you can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow during a
raging blizzard without flinching, you live in New England.
If you install security lights on your house and garage,
but leave both unlocked, you live in New England.
If you carry jumpers in your car and your wife knows
how to use them, you live in New Engl and.
If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over
a snowsuit, you live in New England.
If the speed limit on the highway is 55 mph -- you're going
80 and everybody is passing you, you live in New England.
If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are
filled with snow, you live in New England.
If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still
winter and road construction, you live in New England.
If you have more miles on your snow blower than your
car, you live in New England.
If you find 10 degrees "a little chilly", you live in New England.
You go out of state and don't understand what "tax" means on your receipt
You refer to the Patriots as "we"
You can identify a Massachusetts accent
Down South to you means Boston
You can actually pronounce Kancamagus
You know who the Old Man is.
Snowmobiling is a main sport instead of water sports
you've gotten your snowblower stuck on the roof.
you fight to the death to have the words 'live free or die' on the "welcome to new hampshire" sign
ou do your spring cleaning in July
you can say about 5 different names but it all means the same damn highway. 3,93,everitt, ect.
You think that every driver from Massachusetts is an idiot until proven otherwise
You do your best to avoid Salem & Nashua during the Christmas shopping season.
if the word "wicked" is in your vocabulary.
Name: New Hampshire
Birth: June 21, 1788
Origin of Name: Hampshire, England
Nicknames: Granite State, White Mountain State
Capital: Concord
Population: 1,185,000 (in 1998)
Land Area: 9,027 square miles
Coastline: 13 miles
# of Lakes: and Ponds 1300
# of Rivers: 40 (approximately)
# of Counties: 10
# of Towns: 221
Largest City: Manchester
Smallest Town: New Castle (8 square miles)
Highest Elevation: 6,288 feet (Mt. Washington)
Borders: Maine, Vermont, Massachusetts, and Quebec
State Motto: "Live Free or Die"
State Bird: Purple Finch
State Tree: White Birch
State Flower: Purple Lilac
State Wildflower: Pink Ladyslipper
State Insect: Ladybug
State Animal: White Tailed Deer
State Amphibian: Red Spotted Newt
State Butterfly: Karner Blue
State Gem: Smokey Quartz
State Mineral: Beryl
State Rock: Granite
State Sport: Skiing
State's Endangered Species: Karner Blue Butterfly, Lynx, Bald Eagle, Shortnose Sturgeon, Sunapee Trout, Atlantic Salmon, and Dwarf Wedge Mussel
People From New Hampshire
Levi Hutchins: Invented the first alarm clock in 1787 (from Concord)
Alan Shepard: First American to travel to space (from Derry)
Franklin Pierce: The only NH citizen to ever be elected president (from Concord)
Augustus Saint-Gaudens: First sculptor to design an American coin (Irish born, lived in Cornish)
Sarah Josepha Hale: Wrote "Mary Had a Little Lamb" (from Newport)
*New Hampshire Firsts*
1. First state to adopt the legal lottery in 1963
2. Cannon Aerial Tramway in Franconia Notch was the first aerial passenger tramway in North America
3. First to declare its independence from England, 6 months before the Declaration of Independence was signed
4. First poatato ever planted in the U.S. was at Londonderry Common Field in 1719
Adam Sandler from Manchester!!
Aereosmith is from Sunapee !!!
NH is the only state that is still allowed to seceed from the union.
New Hampshire Jokes
New Hampshire: Go Away And Leave Us Alone
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Dumb New Hampshire Laws
You may not tap your feet, nod your head, or in any way keep time to the music in a tavern, restaurant, or cafe.
You cannot sell the clothes you are wearing to pay off a gambling debt.
It is considered an offense to check into a hotel under an assumed name.
It is illegal to pick seaweed up off of the beach.
Any cattle that crosses state roads must be fitted with a device to gather its feces.
You may not run machinery on Sundays.
On Sundays citizens may not relieve themselves while looking up.
White Mountain Nat. Forest
If a person is caught raking the beaches, picking up litter, hauling away trash, building a bench for the park, or many other kind things without a permit, he/she may be fined $150 for ''maintaining the national forest without a permit''.
Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a tractor on the
highway.
"Vacation" means going to North Conway for the weekend.
You measure distance in hours.
You know several people who have hit moose more than once.
You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.
You use a down comforter in the summer.
Your grandparents drive at 65 mph through thirteen feet of snow during a raging blizzard, without flinching.
You see people wearing hunting clothes at social events.
You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both unlocked.
You think of the major food groups as moose meat, beer, fish, and berries.
You carry jumper cables in your car and your girlfriend knows how to use them.
There are four empty cars running in the parking lot at the convenience store at any given time.
You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow.
You think sexy lingerie is tube socks and flannel pajamas.
You know all four seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and
construction
It takes you three hours to go to the mall for one item even when you're in a rush because you have to stop and talk to everyone in town.
You say "wicked" instead of "really."
Your idea of a good meal is Katie's Country Kitchen
You drive a Suburu
Half of your clothes are from L.L. Bean
You rather vacation in New Zealand than Florida
Motorcycle Weekend is the highlight of your summer
When you take your yearly trip into Boston, you "pak ya cah in Havad Yad"
"Vacation" means going to Burlington for the weekend.
You go out of state and don't understand what "tax" means on your receipt
You refer to the Patriots as "we".
You can identify a Massachusetts accent.
You can visit Berlin, New London, Bethlehem, Lisbon, Lebanon and Dublin all in one afternoon.
Down South to you means Boston.
You consider Manchester exotic.
You don't have a coughing fit from one sip of Ballantine Ale.
You can actually pronounce Kancamagus.
You know what a bubbler is.
Your neighbor throws a party to celebrate his new machine shed.
You go out for fish fry every Friday.
You can recognize someone from Massachusetts from their driving.
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