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Wednesday, July 5, 2006

   my joke wedding
Ello.. Welcome to my Hell.


matt m is gonna be my husband w/ a bushy unibrow and a penguin tux that makes him look lieke a penguin even more

thing in saw that blasts ur jaw open is gonna be my veil thingy n i have to kill matt for the key

brittany is gonna marry us

brianna h will be the condom grl and tosses condoms instead of flowers

simple plan soad and p!atd r gonna be the bands

edible underwear is gonna be the food

nicole s will be the slut of honor and will be prostitute like

nna t and michelle d r gonna be the homophobes/ clean up people

michelle m can get stretched out and be a carpet and be dead but then all the sudden be alive... sadly.. and walk around and shit

andy m can be a saw bearer for the saw to cut off matts foot

in the beginning / ending of saw that room is gonna be where it takes place

jon s is a grl in a guys body and is matts best man who is gay and passionatly in love with him very much

luke is gonna kill jon and be an assassin

jenny catches dildo bouqet for some reason ...

bouqet will be made of random dildos and vibrators

boogers will ooze from the walls

blowjobs given instead ofd bobbing for apples and whichever guy orgasms first wins

michael jackson will be the dj / babysitter

mr pedro can be there n bitch everyopne out them fall off the table cuz it collapsed again

mrs bonnin can have a tv fall on her head again

miss chauvette can give birth to her baby and it can shoot across the room

preps can get torched by me

when matt dies i marry whoever is appealing to me at the time and matt dies right before hes supposed to say i do

my mom will get a whitepower / homophobe tattoo in the back during the wedding

and my sis krissy can jump off a bridge...

might add more later /... this was made by me and britt :)

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