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• 1987-09-26
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• 2004-05-13
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• graduated high school, created a Final Fantast table-top RPG, dropped atomic bow on a game boy color and broke it
Anime Fan Since
• '98
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• Hellsing, Trigun
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• publish RPG, get into Full Sail, graduate from Full Sail, start a career with SquareSoft (yes, SquareSOFT! Fuck Enix!!)
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myOtaku.com: Black Mage TBow

Friday, February 25, 2005

i like screwing with teachers...
I had a very interesting assignment in nite skool today. The assignment was:

Use the text box below to do a five-minute free-writing session. Time yourself. If you would like to try again, give yourself another five minutes. Remember, this is free-writing. You may type whatever you like. THIS SECTION OF YOUR SUBMISSION WILL NOT BE GRADED.

Needless to say, I took advantage of the opportunity. Now remember, I didn't type this to offend anybody, just to fuck with the teacher. SO PLEASE, DON'T BE OFFENDED. This was my answer:

abortions tickle. good or bad, hitler killed alot of jews. i have have a lovely bunch of coconuts. i swear officer, i didnt know she was three. rehab is for quitters. may the horse be with you. i love scotch, scotchy scotch scotch. what about all the good things hitler did? poop. shuck it, trebeck. snoogins. my grandpa died in a concentration camp, he fell from the guard tower. lovely coconuts, sung by smeagle... i have a stupid bunch of hobitses. deedlee deet. there they are a standing in a row. the thin one, the fat one, hit them over the head. give their necks a twist, a flick of the wrist. thats what my precious said. spamalot. snow caucation and the 7 indifferent little persons. ill take anal bum cover for two-hundred. nooch. face full of alien wing-wong. your mothas a whore, trebeck. i don't give a crap, only because no one will take it. you have lovely eyes. trojan man. if only i could reach my goblet. fetus? where? i'm hungry. who puts all the little m's on the m&m's? ...same for skittles. michael jackson: born a black boy, gonna die a white woman. nany nany boo boo, stick your head in doo doo. my tiny little nipples went to france. i wanna pope mobile. so... what's your sign? sheep skin seat covers. the t-bow mobile ...yeah. YEEEAAYAH! what would jesus do for a klondike bar? praise be to yevon, double-dee (thank Crank for that one). poop part deux. why are we here, and why aren't you wearing pants?

The funny thing is, I got full credit. Like I said, please.don't be offended. I can't stress that enough. It was just a bunch of things that popped into my head. I don't want any hate mail.
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