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Wednesday, July 18, 2007

funny!^^
A crusty old man walks into a bank and says to the
teller at the window, "I want to open a God damn
checking account!"

The astonished woman replies, "I beg your pardon,
sir; I must have misunderstood you. What did you
say?"

"Listen up, damn it." he replies. "I said I want to
open a God damn checking account right now!"

"I'm very sorry sir, but we do not tolerate that
kind of language in this bank." Angrily closing
her window, the teller rushes over to the bank
manager to tell him about her situation.

They both return and the manager asks the
old geezer, "What seems to be the problem
here?"

"There's no freakin' problem, you shithead!"
the man spews, "I just won $50 million bucks
in the damn lottery and I want to open a God
damn checking account in this God damn bank!"

"I see," says the manager, ". . . and this bitch
is giving you a hard time?"
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