Tuesday, August 9, 2005

   more school!
hello ..my day went ....ok. i still hate school . well ..i guess i shoould stop complaining lol i do that alot! anywho i am waaaay bored here at my house.umm..oh yeah and my buddy greenice let me borrow his dothack book. i am very anxious to read it! lol well later alligaters!!
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Monday, August 8, 2005

   umm..notice?!
hey like i said in my last post school has started for me ...so if i don't comment and relpy to PM's for a while i am sorry!! umm..thats all well
later
alligater!!
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   ...stuff?!
hello poeples *sigh* school has officaily(sp) started for me...and i hate it!! so i won't be posting until after i get home..anywho i think i have ranted on enough about the evil gnomes..but if anyone if interested heres the name of a site deticated to impaling(sticking sharp objects into) them lol

http://www.geocities.com/nimrod445/Gnomes.html

lol its a good site so go visit it!^.^ lol well later alligaters!!
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Sunday, August 7, 2005

   ways to spot a lawn gnome!
If you suspect a yard gnome in your vicinity, use this checklist:

Is the suspect less than three feet tall?
Is the suspect wearing strange clothing?
Is the suspect perpetually smiling, blushing, or sleeping?
Does the suspect appear to be watching you as you cross your yard?
At night, do strange noises emanate from the vicinity of the suspect?
Has the suspect ever disappeared and returned, unexplained?

If you answered yes to more than three of these questions and have verified that your suspect is not in fact a human toddler, then you have a genuine yard gnome on your hands. Read more on how to combat the growing threat to America.

there some helpfull ways to spot a lawn gnome if you think they are planning anything.
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   ....the evil on the lawn!
hey poeples i was up late last night and put up two more posts so go and read them..it will explain what i will be posting about for awhile.
well evil walks among us or should i say walks in our lawns. yes the evil lawn gnomes!! XD! they are all evil except i think that the gnome on those travel commercails(sp) is good.but he's the only one!!! soo beware! i will probebly post again today so come back somtime!!
well
later
alligaters!!
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Saturday, August 6, 2005

   more about lawn gnomes
lawn gnomes poetry...O.O

Lawn Gnome Hiku

I am a lawn gnome
Hail to my mighty power
Your soul is now mine

Sitting on a lawn
Staring into your glass eyes
I will kill you now

Lawn gnomes are evil
Do not anger the lawn gnome
Or it will hurt you

How happy they look
Staring straight forward always
They're looking at you

O.O lik i said some odd stuff! well later alligaterss!!
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   lawn gnomes!!
don't ask ybut i had the idea to do a search on google for evil lawn gnomes..O.O odd thing came up. and some funny things too lik this

Top 10 best uses for a lawn gnome....
10. Used as table legs, they keep the dog from begging for scaps at dinner.
9. Bludgeoning device to attack the person who thought up silent "G's".
8. Freak out your neighbor by sneaking out each night and moving them slowly across the lawn until it reaches his front door.
7. Hollow one out so you can fit your head inside. Wear it while driving.
6. Markers for dog crap that is too disgusting to pick up and you don't want to hit with the lawn mower.
5. Handy for those weekly re-enactments of the presidential debates.
4. Put a bed in your front yard surrounded by 7 gnomes and wait for Prince Charming to show up.
3. There's gno good use for a gnome.
2. To stop your car from hitting your mail box.
1. The ideal guests at a slumber party for your kid who has no friends. (probably because you have a lawn gnome)

lol i will coninue my search and maybe post somemore stuff about it later.i know what your thinking this is odd right? why would someone search for evil lawn gnomes..well someones got to ! so why not me lol well
later
alligaters!!
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   horror movies
hey poeples the other day i saw the movie "white noise" has anyone alse seen this movie. my neibor(sp) said that it scared her..but to me it wasn't scary at all. me and my friend where yelling at the TV like" DUDE YOUR GONNA DIE ,IDOIT RUN!!" lol ...me and her have laughed at horror movies before...is that a bad thing ?
lol well later alligater!!
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Friday, August 5, 2005

   hey poeples
hey poeples my friend left so i am back on!! yeah!! i think i am getting chinese food tonight fur dinner yeah!! i love chinese!! lol well not much going on here. my friend is getting really into this game called "tales of sinfonai"(sp) the games sounds awsome. well i have a question for you poeple this time has anyone read the book "charlie bone" ? i like that series a lot and would love to talk with someone about it! well
later
alligaters!!
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Thursday, August 4, 2005

   .............hey
hey poeples sup' i added a chatbox to my site so feel free to post in it ..(and suzu no messing around in it like you do in the one on that other site) oh and i might not be on much today becasue my friend is coming over . so if i don't comment on your site or PM you back thats why.well later alligater!!
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