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Sunday, August 7, 2005

   ways to spot a lawn gnome!
If you suspect a yard gnome in your vicinity, use this checklist:

Is the suspect less than three feet tall?
Is the suspect wearing strange clothing?
Is the suspect perpetually smiling, blushing, or sleeping?
Does the suspect appear to be watching you as you cross your yard?
At night, do strange noises emanate from the vicinity of the suspect?
Has the suspect ever disappeared and returned, unexplained?

If you answered yes to more than three of these questions and have verified that your suspect is not in fact a human toddler, then you have a genuine yard gnome on your hands. Read more on how to combat the growing threat to America.

there some helpfull ways to spot a lawn gnome if you think they are planning anything.
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