Thursday, August 10, 2006

So this sucks....
So yeah football still totally sucks, since i cant practice (since i dont have a helmet) i have to do conditioning most of practice which is like running and more running and even more running and pushups and situps oh and more running... its suck big old hairy donkey balls... but what sucks worse is that the second day of school is my birthday and i also have football practice after that....
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Tuesday, August 8, 2006

Hey
Ok there is this site i wanna show you guys but first i need email addresses some of you already know what im talkin about if so just ignore me lol
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   Football sucks!!!
My helmet was stolen (or at least i cant find it) so now i cant practice it fuckin sucks i wanna play some freakin football but i cant
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Saturday, August 5, 2006

You scored as Kakashi. You�re a bit of a mystery; no-one knows when you are smiling behind that mask. You genarally appear laid back, have a bad habit of being late and don�t seem to care much. However, you�ve got the sharpest mind. I never ever would want to get in a fight with you � you can be very dangerous when you want to. Kakashi 100% Sasuke 81% Naruto 81% Neji 75% Hinata 75% Iruka 75% Genma 75% Rock Lee 69% TenTen 63% Shikamaru 63% Which Naruto ninja are you most like? created with QuizFarm.com

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Friday, August 4, 2006

I got a white girl pregnant and she still wants more! (Pics)
Just kidding! now u'll have bad luck for 957 days and wont have a girlfriend/ boyfriend unless you repost it with any of these titles:

1.)Some mexican guy Got Me Pregnant
2.)I Made Love To your mom Last Night.
3.)My Boyfriend turned out to be Gay.
4.)I CHEATED ON HIM!
5.)I'm a lesbian
6.)I pierced my nipples *PICS*
7.)Guess who I'm going out with...
8.)Tips on giving head.
9.)I dyed my hair blonde. *pics*.)
10.)I pierced my tongue*pics*
11.)I pierced my lip
12.)I got a white girl pregnant and she still wants more! (Pics)
13.) I'm now a daddy
14.) I'm gonna be a mommy
15.) I'm a father-focker.
16.)Shoot...i'm pregnant
17.)gay...and lovin' it
18.)I died
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Monday, July 31, 2006

Rough Sex facts
Send this right after u read it, something good will happen at 2:25 tomorrow. Get ready for the biggest shock in your life!!
Whoever breaks this chain will be cursed w/ relationship problems 4-10 years.
If you send this in 15 mins. your safe. Something good will happen tonight at 11:11pm.
This is not a joke...someone will either call you or will talk to you online.


Giving .........head....... massages the jaw....while burning 32 calories.

Swallowing foreign body juices is actually like taking vitamins and it whitens your teeth

The American Dental Association says that semen cuts plaque better than mouth wash, so suck a dick and save a smile.

Having nice sex burnes 358 calories.

Having rough sex [make it hurt] burns 543 calories.

Take off her clothes
with her consent.........................12 cal
without......................187 cal

Take off her Bra
With two hands..........................8 cal
With one hand.........................12 cal
With mouth.............................85 cal

Put on Protection
hard ........................... 6 cal
soft..........................315 cal

Foreplay
Looking for target...................8 cal
Finding G spot ......................92 cal
I don't F***ing care.....................0 cal

Entry
Holding her..................12 cal
On the floor.................8 cal

With Different Position
Missionary..........................358 cal
Doggy...........................316 cal
69 lying...............................286 cal
69 standing.............................512 cal
Italian hanger.........................912 cal

Orgasm
Real................................112 cal
Faking................................315 cal

After "O"
Lying in Bed............................18 cal
Hop off the bed............................36 cal
Wondering why she left pissed off...........816 cal

Get dressed
Quiet and calm...........................32 cal
Rushing.........................98 cal
Heard her boyfriend opening the door.............1218 cal
Heard her dad/2 yr old baby sista at the door.............1942 cal
There mom walking in..............................Priceless!!!LOl

IF YOU BREAK THIS YOU WILL HAVE THE WORST DAY OF YOUR LIFE TOMORROW AND AWFUL SEX FOR A YEAR! REPOST THIS AND YOU WILL FIND AMAZING SEX WITHIN ONE MONTH ;)

REPOST THIS WITH THE TITLE: Rough Sex facts
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Sunday, July 30, 2006

this is my best one

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Tuesday, July 25, 2006

Well im goning down to spend the week with my cousins it should be fun
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Monday, July 24, 2006

   lmao!!
yeah guess what!? As it turns out i have a boring life isn't that amazing? i mean i totally didnt know !!
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Sunday, July 23, 2006

Well i went down to the lake this weekend i didnt even want to it wasnt that fun all i did was swim a little then sat and did norhing BBBBBBBBORING
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