Friday, March 18, 2005

   This is one of my favorate fan fic's sent to me by one called the Blue wandorer. And in honer i willl put it on my site. I sulute you!
Chapter 1: Corn and Capture

One bright morning, in the town of where the Asakura brothers live, the elder twin was happily walking down the street singing. Yes, my friends, singing.

“Oh, I’m da best Shaman! Yes I am! Yes I am! I’m strong and irresistible! Yes I am! Yes I am! The people hate me! Yes they do! Yes they do! But I hate them too! Yes I do! Yes I do!” a hyper Hao Asakura said with a tune.

His stomach growled. He didn’t eat breakfast because he cooked it and didn’t want to get drugged for he ‘accidentally’ dropped some Metamucil in it. “La la la! They must be fighting for the toilet now!”, he led out a cackle, “Who said fiber’s good for you?”.

A corn fell on his head out of nowhere. “CORN!” he started to chase it while it was being controlled by an invisible string. ‘hehehe….he doesn’t know what’s going on…and before he even realizes….BANG! He didn’t know what hit him… Poor Asakura boy…’ a dark and evil figure thought to him/herself.

“HAO! Where are you!” a boy that looks like Hao except with shorter hair was looking for his brother. He caught his brother’s attention who was chewing the corn. “Heya lil’ twin brother!” “There you are! Oh, and your cooking had a little side effect… ” “It did? Oh well! What is done is done!” he continued eating the buttered corn ear.

‘Darn! Why the hell is that Yoh kid here!...Oh well, he can be part of my collection!’ he/she let out an evil laugh.

“Who’s there! Hao, did ya hear that!” Yoh, the younger twin, asked. “Hear what?” Hao asked back as he was still eating the corn. “…Never mind …come on. We have to go back home.” “Okie!”. So they walked…well, Hao actually skipped, to their beloved shelter with their beloved people.

“And what took you two so long?”, Anna gave her famous Kyoyama glare. Okay,maybe not so beloved people. “Oh, and Hao, don’t leave your Spirit of Fire near my room.”. His Spirit of Fire was trapped in the really wet bathroom with waterfall tears.

Outside, the evil figure watched through the window. ‘Mwahahaha…now I have spotted a 3 in 1 package! I love my job!’ and he/she let out yet another cackle. “Did anyone hear that?” Yoh asked. “No.” both Anna and Hao, who by the way is still eating the corn, said. ‘Am I the only one with good hearing aid? Because I swore I heard a laugh...’ the young shaman thought to himself.

“Yoh!” a really, really short guy said. “Did you know what was inside the food?” he asked the music loving boy. “What?” “….Metamucil…” “Manta…are you sure? Becoz’ As much as possible, I could have sensed it… ” Yoh informed Manta, the guy with a vertebrae problem. “You know you can’t smell drugs…” “Yes I can. I know that Ren hides some steroids of his own…”. They were all silent. “Well? You cooked it Hao…” he said as Manta eyes on Hao who just finished eating the yellow cob. “Mmmm…good corn…” the long haired shaman licked his lips as he grabbed a bowl of popcorn. They all sweat dropped in amusement for his love of corn.

’What’s with him and corn…I should’ve given him a carrot…’

“Corn! Corn! They’re the best! I love them better than the rest! Ha ha ha ha! Meep… ” Hao started to sing again.

‘Now I should’ve put real butter than my butter formula…’

The musical shaman started hiccupping, saying some junk, and laughing simultaneously.

‘…I now see the power of vodka butter…’

Ren entered the scene wherein Hao was singing Mary had a Little Lamb. “What the-….shit…” the Chinese boy said. “Oooh….” the drunk shaman stared at the big spike of hair on Ren’s head. “Ya need a haircut!” he grabbed a pair of gardening scissors, jumped like he’ll fly and snipped the point (you know what I mean…).

“AAAHHHHH! HAO! FUCK YOU!” he screamed in Chinese.

Ren started chasing Hao like there was no tomorrow.

“Man, I can’t wait any longer!” the evil figure appeared and he/she was a… “Yes, I’m aware that I’m a girl…”. They just looked at her with the ‘Who are you?’ and the ‘What do you want?’ looks on their faces...maybe except Hao.

“I’M TAKING YOU ALL TO MY LAIR!” she exclaimed.

“How ‘bout…”

“I’ve taken the boy with weird AND very corny jokes and the boy that has foreign clothes…not to mention the Elvis-look alike…honestly, he has weird hair.”

“Okay…”

“Anyways…”. She pulled out a big fish net and stuffed them all in. The spirits, in the other hand, were trapped in this magical bottle like little genies.

Dead Lab Rats... soon...

Well, the last time we saw our cast, they were taken away by this psycho...

Yoh lazily opens his eyes only to find out he cannot see anything. ‘Oh, no! Am I blind! No way, I should’ve sensed this would happen... I am a shaman so I should use my super telepathic powers to send a message to the nearest person to me and ask what’s going on!’ he concentrates and using his ‘super telepathic powers’ he is able to see again. ”YAY! I can see again!” the young talented shaman cheers.

“What are you saying? The lights were just off...” a rather obvious Chocolove says.

“Meep…” he makes an embarrassed face and sweatdrops.

“So you all got captured too?” the Ainu shaman asks. “Yeah...by a giant fish net... What’s your story?” Manta asked. “The girl said that she’ll feed me apples and corn everyday with free milk... and that my sister’s here... Where is she?” Horo Horo replied.

“Where’s Hao?”

“Where’s Faust?”

“Where’s my Lyserg!”

“That was definitely Ryou...”

“Master Yoh!”

“Shut up all of you!” and that was definitely Ren. ”What happened to your hair, man?” Horo Horo tried not to laugh. “That’s not funny...” Ren twitched with that bulging vein on his head, “Hao did it...”, he continued.

Hao, by the way, was adorably curled up sleeping on one corner.

The door opened and there revealed a dark shadow clutching something shiny and sharp. They all started screaming and they heard a girly scream, and it wasn’t Anna or Hao. Both didn’t scream. “Hey ya all!” the figure said in a cheery voice.

She then threw an unconscious Lyserg rolling down to the corner wherein Hao was having his quiet slumber. Lyserg woke up only being face to face to the dreaded Hao. Hao, who was still in his deep catnap, cuddled him like a little teddy bear. Lyserg showed a fearful expression and Ryo showed jealousy.

“AHHHHHH!” the green haired European screamed.

“Huh? What?” Hao aroused and rubbed his drowsy eyes. “Heya Little Lyserg, long time no see!” he greeted cheerfully. Lyserg afterward fainted. The confused used-to-be-evil shaman blinked.

They hear a familiar evil laugh. It was evident; it was the insane girl who trapped them in that basement in the first place. “The big book of Monkey says that thou shall be my cute, little, bishonen lab rats!” and she let out her ever so eminent cackle. “Lab rats!” everyone gawked at her.

Will they be stuck here and eat horrible cheese for the rest of their lives? Be with the idiots surrounding them? Or worse, live with Chocolove’s appalling jokes! Those questions will be answered at the subsequent chapters.

A/N

Well, it’s shorter than the first...sorry. Please review. I really want to know how I did.

Yes, I did make some of them OOC...but if I didn’t, where’s the fun of it?

And if you have any suggestion for this story, don’t be afraid to send ‘em to me. I’d be glad to put that up my story. Sayonara.


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