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Wednesday, October 4, 2006

"Interview with a Pervert"
Today we will be interviewing Jiraiya A.K.A ero Sannin and Pervy Sage.So can you tell us a little about yourself Jiraiya
Jiraiya:Hello I'm Jiraiya and I created the rasengan and taught the 4th Hokage...I'm also The writer of Icha Icha Paradise and a Mega-Perv.
Me:What do you do in your spare time?
Jiraiya:I write my story and do "Research"(chucles)
Me:You have no shame...do you
Jiraiya:None what so ever.
Me:(sighs)so why should people vote for you for my theme?
Jiraiya:I will give everyone a Limited Edition 1st volume copy of Icha Icha Paradise with my autograph and a forward from Kakashi!!!
Me:SWEET!!!!...I mean..that's nice.
Jiraiya:I can teach you some "Research" Techniques.
Me:.........no
Jiraiya"You know you want to...like with Anko or Tsunade,who is mines by the way,or maybe.....Hinata
Me:You are a FUCKIN` Perv!!!..........*whispers*tell me later
Jiraiya:(yells)O.K. I'LL TELL YOU LAAATTTERRR!!!!
Me:That's it you....are....DEAD!!!!(does rasengan)
Jiraiya:AHHHHHH!!!!!
Me:No,better yet...TSUNADE!!!
Jiraiya:...shit(runs)
Tsunade:O.K. where is the bastard?
Me:He went thataway^^
Tsunade:THANKS!!!^_^
Me:You're welcome(blushes)
Tsunade:I'm COMING FOR YOU JIRAIYAAAA.
Me:LMFAO

Come next time I do an Interview with Envy^^

*note:You will unfortunately NOT get a book and no perverts were harmed in this interview.
Jiraiya:LIAR!!!!!!
Me:No perverts were KILLED in the making of this interview.By the way..I'm not a perv...much
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