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Saturday, October 7, 2006

"Interview with a Gender-Confused Psycopath"
Hello Everyone,I hope you are all doing good!To day we'll be interviewing(drumroll)ENVY!!!^^Also Ed's and Al's Half Brother!

Envy:(reads title)I AM NOT A GENDER-CONFUSED PSYCOPATH!!!!!!
Me:Why do you always make yourself look like a girl and where a skort?
Envy:I like to crossdress.
Me:That means you're Gender-Confused.
Envy:...oh
Me:(changing the subject)What do you think about the Yaoi of you and Ed?
Envy:IT IS SICK AND WRONG!!!I mean we're fucking Half-BROTHERS!!!We are related.That is basically Incense.
Me:True True...What about the yaoi of you and Wrath?
Envy:I AM NOT A FUCKING PEDOPHILE AND PAIRING IS EVEN WORSE!!!!!!!!Who would draw me taking advantage of a little boy?
Me:Probably some sick fangirl or pedophile.
Envy:Eeeeeeeeeewww(girly)
Me:Yep...You are totally Gay.
Envy:Fuck You!
Me:You Wish XP
Envy:(Transforms into Blade-san's crush)How about now?(makes cute face)
Me:You are Evil!!!(turns away from cuteness)
Envy:(evil laughter)You know you want me
Me:AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Envy:tee hee!This is fun!!^^(glomps Me)
Me:AHHH!!!!!(passes out from nosebleeds)

Envy:Well sice he is passed out I guess I'll have to say Bye soooo.....GO THE FUCK AWAY I'M STILL EVIL YOU KNOW AND NO MORE BUTSEX BETWEEN ME ED OR WRATH!!!!I wouldn't mind Greed though)Bye!!!^^...now what to do with him(still passed out)
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