Saturday, November 11, 2006

   :D
()()ma sexy bunny its dancin!!11/12/06 is 1month
(..)away from ma bd!!!!
(\/)
()()

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Sunday, October 29, 2006

   >=3 The evil kitty
Ok so i went to all ur sites and like BAM the evil kitty hit you with my life Skittle savings.. so like yea...
beware IT MAY COME BAQQQ!!!!!!!
>=3 *throws a skittle and i open my mouth and it goes in*Ah i hate the purple ones >d lol so yea
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Sunday, October 22, 2006

   hey
hey every1
i wanted to tell u something..
I LIKE SKITTLES ^W^
hehe wenrt excpetin that now were u XP
anyways..
...
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yea
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Saturday, October 7, 2006

please all pay respect for my kitty..one year
Ok every1 its been one year since my Kitty Sammy killed himself by gettin hit by a car..
so i want every1 (when u finish this) to pay a 1 min respect to my kitty
it would mean alot to me
every year im putting one more min to it..
till it becomes hours...days..weeks..i miss my kitty very much and im sorry im probly wont be on 4 a week
Happi thanksgivin to the Canadiens!
R.I.P Sammy
ttyal
ally

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Sunday, October 1, 2006

   Happy thanks giving for the USA
HAPPY THANKSGIVING for the ppl that live in the US I live in Canada so we have our thanksgiving in a week!
me so nice XD
Thank-you for being such wonder friends over this year!
Happy thanks-giving!

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Friday, September 29, 2006

   I GET MY MSN BACK ON TUESDAY
HORRAY
YAAA
YAA
today was out first school dance and
i danced with a guy!!
and he..ASKED ME OUT XD!!
im soo happi so if u dontr mind..
*jumps on my pc chair*
IM QUUEEN OF THE WORLD HAHAHA!!!
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Saturday, September 23, 2006

today is a random comments day!
Hey every1!
todya is Random comments day u can put anyhting u want in here!pretty kewl huh XD
ill ttyl
BUNNIES!
~ally~
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Friday, September 15, 2006

31 GB signings!!
aw i luv u guyz i i got 31 GB signings and ppl have visted 128 times!!!

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Monday, September 11, 2006

Blood Bangs Red
Cripz Bang Blue
I bang anyone thats Fucks witt you
Remeber that when ur friend is hurt
thats will show them that you are a true friend and that you got there back
-when it says bang it means like a gun BANG not a O.O bang-lol
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Thursday, September 7, 2006

This will make you laugh
#1 the Ugly Baby
I was walking home last night when I noticed an old drunk staggering along the road. He passed a woman who was
walking with a young child. "Lady", said the drunk, "that's the ugliest kid I've ever seen. Damn, that is one ugly child!" As the drunk wandered off, the lady burst into tears. Just then, a mailman came to her rescue. "What's the matter, madam?" he asked. "I've just been horribly insulted"
She sobbed. "There there," said the mailman, reaching into his pocket. "Dry your eyes with this tissue, and here's a banana for the chimp"
#2Drunk DRUNK DUDE!
A man walks into the front door of a bar. He is obviously drunk and staggers up to the bar, seats himself on a stool and, with a belch, asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender politely informs the man that it appears he has already had plenty to drink and that he could not be served additional liquor. The bartender offers to call a cab for him.
The drunk is briefly surprised, then softly scoffs, grumbles, climbs down from the bar stool, and staggers out the front door. A few minutes later, the same drunk stumbles in the side door of the bar. He wobbles up to the bar and hollers for a drink. The bartender comes over and - still politely if not more firmly - refuses service to the man and again offers to call a cab.
A few minutes later, the same drunk bursts in through the back door of the bar. He plops himself up on a bar stool, gathers his wits and belligerently orders a drink. The bartender comes over and emphatically reminds the man that he is drunk and will be served no drinks. He then tells him that he can either call a cab or the police immediately. The surprised drunk looks at the bartender and in a hopeless anguish cries, "Man! How many bars do you work at?"
3#BATMAN Nun style!
There was a guy in a bar one night that got really drunk, I mean really, really, really drunk. When the bar closed he got up to go home. As he stumbled out the door he saw a nun walking on the sidewalk. So he stumbled over to the nun and punched her in the face. Well the nun was really surprised but before she could do or say anything he punched her again.
his time she fell down and he stumbled over to her and kicked her in the butt. Then he picked her up and threw her into a wall. By this time the nun was pretty weak and couldn't move. So then he stumbled over to her, put his face right next to hers and said. "Not very strong tonight, are you Batman?"
4#WeelChair Drunk
A guy was sitting in a bar, drinking away. Suddenly he says to the bartender, "I have to go home or the wife will be mad".
(at this point he was loaded drunk)
He climbed down from the bar stool, and fell flat on his face. The man then said "I can't walk and I didn't have that much to drink?".
He gets up to give it another try, this time the same thing happens and he falls flat to his face.
The man then said "I can't walk and I didn't have that much to drink?".
He gets up to give it another try, this time the same thing happens and he falls flat to his face. He says "I have to get home some way or the wife will kill me if I don't get home soon"!
He gets an idea of crawling home, so away he went crawling home. He crawled up to his apartment and slowely snuck into bed with his wife trying not to wake her.
The next morning he woke up to see his wife running in the room. She said "you were out drinking again last night weren't you!" The man replied with "NO WAY!” And the wife said "YOU LIAR!
The bartender just called and said you left your wheelchair at the club again last night"!
--okok im done i know i cried laughing and i hope i got u laughing too!;)
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