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Thursday, January 18, 2007


hey
haha sry I haven't posted for awhile but I just gawt a Wii like a week or two ago and...well I can't stop playing it...well I geuss I'll apologize by putting sum funny stuff up.

I found this on another site.

They'd never say thet!

(from Naruto)

Asuma

· "I love you Kurenai! Will you marry me?"
· "I quit smoking a month ago."

Choji

· "No thanks Shino I'm not hungry."
· "I lost 300 pounds on the subway diet."
· "Oooooh no not another bite."
· "I only lost 100 pounds on the Atkins diet."

Gai

· "That's it I'm shaving these ugly eyebrows."

Gaara

· "I hate sand I think I'm allergic to it."
· "Temari and Kankurou, why don't we get along?"
. "Hey I'm a nice guy just like everyone else"

Haku

· "I hate you Zabuza, shove it."
· "Wow I make a pretty good looking girl... pass the lip stick please."

Hinata

· "I love you Neji."
· "Naruto! I hate your way of the ninja! It doesn't work on me!"

Ino

· "Who cares about looks."
· "Eww I hate purple."

Itachi

· "I'm so weak I wish I wasn't such a woman."
· "Violence isn't necessary can't we all just get along."
· "I want my mommy..."
· "I did NOT have incest with Sasuke!"
· "I miss my family."

Jiraiya

· "Oh man not another naked chick."
· "Do you guys think of anything besides women?"
· "Ahh the fourth was not anything special."
· "That's right I'm a virgin and proud of it."
· "I Jiraiya solemnly swear never to look at another boob."
· "I love big butts and I can not lie."
· "I've never looked at porn."
· "The internet is not for porn. It's for educational purposes."
· "You are young. You are free. Why don't you sleep with me?"

Kakashi

· "I think I'm going to show up for training early today."
· "Man my partners died.. oh well better them than me."
· "I'm too lazy to choose the color of my mask today."
· "Naruto! You could read my Come Come Paradise!"
· "Do I save my comrades or finish the mission? Oh, fuck this, I'll just kill my comrades and finish it myself."

Kankurou

· "Hey Gaara, can I build a sand castle with your sand?"

Kiba

· "Your a bad dog, Akamaru!!!"
· "I think I'm allergic to dogs…"
· "AKAMARU! WHAT DID I TELL YOU WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF I FOUND OUT YOU PEED ON THE RUG!? *Brings Akamaru outside with a shotgun*"

Konohamaru

· "Naruto! Your a bad leader! I'm going to look for Sasuke!"

Naruto

· "Shut up, Sakura I don't want to be Hokage today."
· "I don't like ramen! Let's eat tofu!"
· "I hate the color orange."
· "I love you, Neji."

Neji

· "I love you more Hinata."
. "Destiny is no more then a lie."

Orochimaru

· "Ok lets pretend I'm straight for one minute..."
· "I have one more snake that you haven't seen, Sasuke."
· "I'm the guy who did Michael Jackson's plastic surgery."

Rock Lee

· "Hey Gai-Sensei! Can I enter a ninjutsu contest?"
· "Gai, stop hugging little boys and get a girlfriend."
· "Sakura, does nothing appease you?!"
· "Sakura, you are so ugly. I hate girls with pink hair."

Sakura

· "Screw this, this ninja thing ain't for me I just wanted to be near Naruto."
· "Damn Sasuke you're even uglier than I am."
· "Damn Sasuke get a hair cut."

Sasuke

· "I'm sorry Itachi I don't feel like fighting today."
· "You know, I'll stop hunting Itachi. I think I'll just enjoy life and marry Sakura."
· "Naruto, I love you. You are much more than a brother to me."
· I'm not emo. *Breaks into song* I walk a lonely road, the only road that I have ever known. *Cuts wrists* Don't know where it go... *passes out*

Shikamaru

· "I'm sooo hyper lets run laps around Kohana for a hour."
· "Ino I hate you, your such a bitch. Yet you're so hot marry me?"

Shizune

· "Tsunade-sama, I don't wanna work for you anymore!"

Shino

· "Oh my god, did you see the size of that bug?"
· "Eww get that thing out of your mouth you don't know were it has been."
· A bug! A bug! Get it off me! Get it off me!!!
· HAHAHAHAHA!

The Third Hokage

· "This village sucks I'm moving to Hawaii."

Tsunade

· "I hate being young I wish I didn't have this jutsu going."
· "Mmmmm grubs slimy yet satisfying."
· "Gambling is horrible. I'll pick up a better hobby like collecting shells."



P.S. I gawt these from Narutocentral.com just so you know, I didn't make these exept I did add one or two,one on Gaara and one on Neji


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