Wednesday, December 20, 2006

hey there

My life is boring and I have nothing to do. if only I could get my hands on a Wii...or even a PS3...hmmm well neways I was surfin' the net when i found some random movie facts and i decided to list them here 1. If being chased through town, you can usually take cover in a passing St Patrick's Day parade - at any time of the year. 2. All beds have special L-shaped top sheets that reach up to armpit level on a woman but only waist level on the man lying beside her. 3. All grocery shopping bags contain at least one stick of French bread. 4. Once applied, lipstick will never rub off - even while scuba diving. 5. The ventilation system of any building is a perfect hiding place. No one will ever think of looking for you in there and you can travel to any other part of the building without difficulty. 6. Should you wish to pass yourself off as a German officer, it will not be necessary to speak the language. A German accent will do. 7. The Eiffel Tower can be seen from any window of any building in Paris. 8. A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating but will wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds. 9. When paying for a taxi, never look at your wallet as you take out a note - just grab one at random and hand it over. It will always be the exact fare. 10. If you lose a hand, it will cause the stump of your arm to grow by 15cm. 11. Mothers routinely cook eggs, bacon and waffles for their family every morning, even though the husband and children never have time to eat them. 12. Cars and trucks that crash will almost always burst into flames. 13. A single match will be sufficient to light up a room the size of a football stadium. 14. Medieval peasants had perfect teeth. 15. All single women have a cat. LOL well i put more up tomarrow a'ight? L8terz -Bladez

Certificate of Marriage

This is to certify that
Hinata Hyuuga
and
Bladez
were married on
February 08, 2007
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I find her horribly hawt, I like inosent girls *grin*

Certificate of Marriage

This is to certify that
sakura haruno
and
Bladez
were married on
February 08, 2007
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