Monday, March 8, 2004

Chrono Cross - Don't read this... it may contain spoliers.
Okay. Opening CG's are great, the first time you've seen them. Yeah, I've played the game already. Atleast 6 times, give or take a few. As much as I like the game, I think it's time I'm allowed to express my feelings towards events, complain, praise and whine, about whatever I want. So let me say that I enjoy skipping the opening CG. After that... you find out you're a dude called Serge. What the hell kind of name is Serge? It makes him sound like a pansy! Lets rename him something cool, and worthy, like Sessho! Now, you get woke up by mom to discover you were late in meeting your girlfriend. Now tell me, do you really want to wake up? Everyone knows how 17 yr old girls are when you stand them up! So yeah... Lets go get yelled at, then get told she wants you to get beat up, just so she can have her komodo scales, for a necklace, and demands you meet her at the beach when your done collecting them. Okay, now... this chick is a real hypocrite! She comes in all late, expects you not to be mad at her, and then whines about yer childhood, and memories. GAG! That's one of the longest, most useless bits in the whole game! Who cares if you remember a dumb promise you made to her ages ago. Any way, next thing you know, you're getting hit by a huge wave, and you die! No, not really. You're just transported to a different dimension, which... really erks me too! It's CHRONO Cross... Not WARP Cross... or whatever.. Chrono is time... not dimensional warps! So yeah, when you come to, some dude with a Komodo *shudder* tells you you can find Leena (the b***hy girlfriend) in Arni. Yeah, you guessed it! She's a lazy mo-fo and she's STILL at the dock! Psht. Then the wench tells you you're dead! And again yells at you when you claim to be Sessho, then sends you to your grave. Litteraly.

So you go to your grave. *gasp* how horrible is that!? At your grave, you get jumped by 3 dorks. Okay, only 2 are really dorks... Later, you find out Karsh, the hot guy in the middle, is pretty cool. But for most of the game, he's serriously a dork. But have no fear! A "mysterious girl" comes to help you fight them off, and she then tells you her name is Kid. Again, lame name alert! But she deserves that name, for she really is lame! and let me tell you why...

Remember Schala from Chrono Trigger? Schala is my all time favorite princess, in all of videogame and cartoon history. Okay, now remember the baby Lucca found in the ending CG? Well... Kid is the baby and "clone-daughter" of Schala... now... This is really bad. For that fact that Kid is Schala's CLONE/daughter, wouldn't it be better if she LOOKED a little like Schala, and ACTED a lot more like her? Well, maybe not acted. I can deal with that, since she was raised by Lucca. *shudder* O.o just wait till I get to talk about one of my favorite characters! They tie into this as well!

okay! so now we're going to termina. I'm not even gonna talk about skelly, coz well, I never found the last piece to him, so I don't know jack, other than where you find the skull, and a few odd pieces. Now when you're in Termina, it's time to choose between 3 characters, and it's not hard to do. Pierre, a "hero" is just an annoying frenchman, who's a serrious narcisuss (Spelling?) and he's not worth it. Next there is Nikki, and the only thing he's really good for is eye-candy. Now don't get me wrong. I LOVE Nikki. He's one of my favorite characters. Plus, him and Miki's combo is pretty cool. BUT.... Guile, the 3rd to choose from is awesome. He's hot, and he's got power, which, Nikki lacks real power.

Now I can talk about Guile. Later in the game, you find out that Janus is supposedly watching over Kid on her journies, because of his promise to always watch over Schala and protect her to the best of his abilities. Some people think that Guile is Janus, while others claim it is Sessho. I have a question... Janus didn't die. He went on living. How do I know this? Because Magus and I beat the hell out of Lavos in Chrono Trigger! Soooooo, Janus could not be a 17 year old boy, could he? Now Guile, I'm not posative of his age, but he'd be about the right age... And that piece... where he loses the bet with the fortune teller and he has to show her what's under the mask... would it be Magus/Janus's incriminating scar? I don't know! They blacked it out! It's just too mysterious. Later, you SHOULD be able to find out, but as before, Flea, Slash and Ozzie are of no help. But, you'd think if they saw Magus, they'd say something! They don't.... punks!

To Be Continued. En Fin!
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