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Thursday, April 28, 2005


   i think this is so true.
You know you're living in 2005 when...

1. You accidentally enter your password on the
microwave.

2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in
years.

3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your
family of 3.

4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to
you.

5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends
and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses.

6. You go home after a long day at work you still
answer the phone in a business manner.

7. You make phone calls from home, you have to
dial "9" to get an outside line.

8. You've sat at the same desk for four years and
worked for three different companies.

10. You learn about your redundancy on the 11 o'clock
news.

11. Your boss doesn't have the ability to do your job.

12. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell
phone to see if anyone is home.

13. Every commercial on television has a website at
the bottom of the screen.

14. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which
you didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of
your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn
around to go and get it.

15. You get up in the morning and go online before
getting your coffee.

16. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. :)

17. You're reading this and nodding and laughing

18. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going
to forward this message.

19. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this
list.

20. You actually scrolled back up to check that there
wasn't a #9 on this list.

AND NOW YOU'RE LAUGHING at yourself.

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