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Friday, October 14, 2005

   dirtttty jokes
o.k. here is a helarious joke.... there is this man n he had to go on vacation... and he didn't want his wife to have sex while he was gone ....soooo... he went to buy a vibrater for her in case she got horny.... sooo... hes at the store and there is no more vibraters so.... he goes to the manager and says there is no more... n the maneger says have u tried voodoo dick .... n the man says no theres no such thing... the manger says yes there is and pulls out a box from the counter n says voodoo dick key hole.... so the voodoo dick starts thrusting the keyhole... then the maneger says voodoo dick box......so the man says fine ill buy it.... later on he gives it to his wife n says if u ever get horny use this...few days later she gets horny sooo.....she says voodoo dick my pussy... sooo voodoo dick starts thrusting her... one problem her husband didnt tell her how to stop it.... sooo... she decides to the hospital....on the way she gets pulled over for swirving in the road...she says to the officer .....im sooo sorry ive got a voodoo dick stuck in me...the officer says voodoo dickk my ass.... get it voodoo dick my ass thats how you get it to thrust u... yes funny i know
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