THE QUESTIONS THAT NO-ONE ASKS, AND SOME THEY DO... |
Created by natalieclaire and taken 1364 times on bzoink! |
| Do you ever lick glass? | wtf...... WHY???? |
| Is your phone on the charger? | yes |
| Is your phones battery running low? | idk |
| What is your name? | Heather |
| Age? | 13 |
| Sex? | female |
| Do you like to party? | depends on my mood |
| Is it cold over there? | no |
| Where do you live? | why shud i say? |
| Do you smell bad or good? | idk |
| Have you taken out the garbage? | nope. |
| What is your favourite question? | wats it 2 u bitch? |
| Would you ever prostitute yourself? | NO!!!!!!! |
| Have you ever been abused by a loved one? | no |
| This includes emotional abuse... | no |
| Do you love yyour family? | sumtimes |
| Why? | cuz |
| Do you have broadband? | i wish |
| Capitals or lower case? | WaTs It 2 YoU??? |
| Whats the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute | how in the hell shud i no??? |
| Have you ever fucked a prostitute? | no!!! |
| Do you smoke like its going out of fashion? | no |
| Alcohol and drugs? | no |
| Are you thirsty? | no |
| Whats your grandfathers name? | earl |
| Whats your best friends name? | haley & tia |
| Do you have a penis? | no |
| would you like one? | no |
| Are you a loser? | yeah, probaly. i dont give a flyin fuck if i am or not. |
| Why do you take these silly surveys anyway? | idk |
| YAY! QUESTION 31! | u dumbass |
| Do you use the tab button? | yes |
| Do you type fast? | kinda |
| Do you say whatever comes into your head? | yup |
| Do you like the smell of lawn clippings? | sumtimes |
| What is you fucking problem? | i got 2 many |
| Are you a whingy little teenage fuck? | i dont no & i dont care. |
| What would you buy with 3 dollars and 50 cents? | idk |
| Is it legal for you to drink? | no |
| Do you ever hold it when you need to urinate? | yeah |
| Whats your stool like? | ....stool??? |
| How are you? | ............ |
| Why are you hitting me? | cuz ur a bitch ass muther fucker. |
| Why do I ask stupid questions? | cuz ur a bitch ass muther fucker |
| Bounty, Mars or Smarties? | wat r those? |
| Have you ever screamed out the wrong name while being fucked? | no |
| Whats your eye color? | hazel |
| yes.... | no |
| describe your feet in three words....... | up ur ass |
| Are we there yet? | no |
| How many of these surveys have you done anyway? | idk |
| Favourite position( EXCLUDING DOGGIE, so predictable...) | ....... |
| Do you do this "......" all the time? | yup |
| Are you a bit silly? | yup |
| Will you please pour me a drink? | hell no |
| Gotta light? | no |
| Where can we get on?......... | wtf??? |
| I dont want to drive too far....... | wth?? |
| Tell me about the last time you stayed in a motel... | it wuz a b-day party |
| When did you last have sex? | never |
| Do you like the word "penetration"? | not really |
| Nearly done, Whats your ideal poo? | ur fucked up in the head arent u? |
| Whats your msn so I can add you? (just kidding!) | i dont have messenger |
| How often do you use the refresh button? | a lot |
| Will you please go out with me? I am such a desperate loser..... | ur a loser all right... |
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