Thursday, September 27, 2007

Dexter
So... I just started watching this show I recently discovered, called "Dexter." It's about a guy. Named Dexter.^^ He's a forensic scientist who leads a secret life as a serial killer who spends his time killing serial killers. Weird, I know... But totally awesome. Anyways, I think the reason I like it so much is 'cause I'm obsessed with mass homicide and antisocial personality disorder. It's like... The perfect show. Perfect! I'm amazed I've never heard of it before... But now I can't get enough. Anyways, if you like blood, psychology, forensics, and homicidal doctors, you'll totally love it. Oh, and on a random and rather odd note... I wish Hannibal Lector was hott. It makes me sad. Oh well, I won't waste time dwelling on it.

Oh yeah, and my friends say I'd make a horrible surgeon. How mean... :(
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Wednesday, September 19, 2007

It's Been a While
Hmm. It's been a while, but I finally got to upload some more artwork. Seriously, it's been about a month. That's a long time, for me. Anyways, I've added a heck-of-a-lot new art... Most of which are just kind of fun, but not exactly 'great.' I've added some sweet, well-drawn and inked pictures of Keigo though, as well as one of Vin. Damn leopard print drove me crazy, on that one... Anyways, yeah. I'm excited that I finally got some more stuff up, now.^^
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Sunday, September 16, 2007

   An Odd Turn Of Events...
Surprisingly, on facebook, my friends voted me second best scientist, and third prettiest. To tell you the truth, I'm flattered, really. I didn't think I'd be that high up... I was thinking more along the lines of... 26th. Am I really that pretty? Wow. Go Hanna J... Apparently, I rock.
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Thursday, September 13, 2007

   A Trip to the Bookstore
Yesterday, I made a trip to Powells, the largest bookstore in the United States, conveniently located in downtown Portland. I'll never forget the look on the cashiers face when I checked out. It was one of those "this girls going to kill someone..." looks that I get a lot, only this one was extremely ammusing due to the odd titles I purchased. Psychology being a huge hobby of mine, particularly APD, or Antisocial Personality Disorder, I have a tendancy to buy books focused on mental aberrations. And that particular day, I bought "Abnormalities of Personality," "The Sociopath Next Door," and "Masochism in Modern Man." I don't blame her for thinking I'm crazy. By the way, can you believe that 1 out of every 25 people are actually born without a conscience? APD is the second leading disorder in the United States, next to BPD. Who's the sociopath YOU know...?
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Tuesday, September 11, 2007

A Couple of Things...
First of all, yes, today is September 11. I know this. I also don't care. Okay, that makes me sound like an insensitive bastard, so call me a sociopath if you must. I don't mind, really. Besides, today is too happy a day for me to dwell on something that happened SIX YEARS AGO on the other side of the country. Today, I've got three birthdays to celebrate... Happy birthday to Megan, the prettiest girl in the world! Happy birthday to Sam, my favorite Australian psychopath! And Finally, happy birthday to Ichiryuu, my character who I have a tendancy to call "Dorian Gray" because he's so damn sexy! Moving on, HOORAH! Today is the day the 20th GetBackers book comes out in English!

Next, I'm so excited about redrawing my comic "Poker Party" on the computer... the scanned pages aren't too great, and take away from it's obvious humour. But once it's redone and nice and pretty like "Art Attack," it'll be AWESOME... 15 pages of pure magic.

Anyways, that's about it for today... Nothing else even of mild intrest to post. Except... I DID watch "The Omen" again last night... That movies pretty damn scary for a 1970's horror flick. Damn, that child is f*cked up! Anyways, I think Imma go watch "The Fugitive" now. BTW, that is one of the greatest movies ever made, so if you haven't seen it, see it before I march over to your house and tear your lungs out. Harrison Ford, Tommy Lee Jones... How can you go wrong? You can't, that's how.
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Sunday, September 9, 2007

Girl, Interrupted
I rented a movie last night... Girl interrupted. Extremly good movie. Unfortunately it hit a little too close to home. The basis of the story is a normal teenage girl who just graduated from high school in the sixties ends up in a mental institution for trying to kill herself. While there, she meets a lot of odd people who've been put there for different reasons, including a girl who's chicken-obsessed, one who wishes she could stay a child forever, and a self-absorbed sociopath named Lisa, who becomes her best friend. The whole movie was incredibly interesting, and I think I'll end up buying it, sometime...

Hanna J is furious right now. Why? She's looking to buy "Law & Order: Special Victims Unit the Sixth Year," but they only have up to year five. DAMN THEM ALL TO HECK! Year six has the best freakin' episode EVER titled "conscience," about a little boy who's found dead in an alley. They trace the murder to his 13-year-old neighbor Jake, who says he didn't mean too, and appologizes profusely for the accident. The psychologist father of the dead child accepts his apology, knowing full-well he didn't mean for it to happen... Eventually, it's uncovered that Jake is a sociopath and felt no remorse for his actions. This leads to a whole new case, when the father shoots Jake in the court hallway, furious at his lies. The reason this episode is so interesting is that it approaches the issue that children under the age of 18 cannot be diagnosed as being sociopathic. I still remeber the line at the end of the episode... "There's one difference. Jake would've killed again, I won't." I really need this on DVD. But no... They've released every season 1-5... But not six. All I want is that one freakin' episode! If I have to wait much longer; heads will roll...............
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Friday, September 7, 2007

Kagami
I love this song... I put it up because it reminds me of Kagami. Except for the hat part. That reminds me of Akabane. Stratigically placed. Heheheh... Anyways, I feel like I'm the sole person on the planet who adores Kagami. Every time someone asks who my favorite GetBackers characters are, I say "Akabane's my first and Kagami's my second" and they don't mind the Akabane part, but as soon as I say Kagami, they cringe and go "uugh!" I think I was the only person who shed a tear for him in book 38... Everyone else was screaming "HAHA! So long, sucker!" ...Bastards. So he's a minipulative sociopath... So what? I love him all the same. Makes me want to watch my favorite episode of "Law and Order: SVU..." The one with the adorable, 13-year-old sociopath, Jake O'Hara. He is the cutest little phsychotic madman I've ever seen!

Also, as you may have noticed, I've been a little avitar crazed, lately. I just can't decide on an avitar... I wonder how long Akabane's going to be there... Probably not very long. Oh well. I've also been e-card crazy, as well. I don't have a scanner, or FLASH and Fireworks, so I can't post any fan art... It's been a long time. Also, I'm terrible with photoshop, which is what this computer has... I made one wallpaper. Whooptie-freakin'-doo.

Anyways, have a great day... I know I won't, after snapping in school, like that... But whatever. Hopefully it means I can head back down to Claremont and enjoy my next year. It'll be good to take a year off, anyways. I'll be able to work on my comic book. Besides, if I end up being a surgeon, I'll have no regrets. Whatever. I wish I had a party to go to, or something... It's been a while since I wore my party jacket. Oh well. It's down the stairs to play "Oblivion" for me! Level 25 Breton, the Listener of the Dark Brotherhood, and The Gray Fox in the Thieves Guild... I'm ALMOST the Achmage of the mages guild. I HATE being a vampire, though... My guy used to be super hott, but now he looks like a wrinkled, old corpse. Must... Seek... Cure for vampirism... No matter how strong it makes me, I can't stand his hiddeous, sullen eyes staring back at me, whenever I open the menu! Anyways, have a great day, I'm sure it'll be better than mine... I wish I was dead! Byez!
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Monday, September 3, 2007

   Keigo vs. Akabane
Oh my god... I found the most amazing comic in my portfolio this morning. It's an old thing from last year, but boy did it make me laugh. Yes, I laugh at my own comics. Narcissistic, no? Well, I always said, if you can't laugh at your own stuff, who can? Anyways, the pages are 12x24, so it's wayyyyy to big to scan, and my scanner's broken anyways, so I've decided to type it all out. You probably won't find it funny, 'cause you can't see the pictures. Oh well. I'm typing it out really for my own amusement. The dialougue is still pretty good, though. As you may have guessed, I'm extremely bored. Oh, and some important notes... Naikanni wears earings that are bombs, Haruki has long pink hair and weilds a giant metal umbrella, Tigo's a pathetic guy who always wears purple, and Vin looks like a woman, but isn't. It doesn't sound like it, but it's important if you want to understand it well.

Keigo

Naikanni

Haruki

Tigo

Vin

Oh, and Hanna is MEEEEEEEEE!

Keigo vs. Akabane

Hanna: Come on, Keigo... Pleeeaaase?

Keigo: Absoloutely not.

Hanna: But WHY?! I'm your creator, I need your background in order to write more about you! You HAVE to tell me!

Keigo: No, I don't. Besides, I focus on the present, I don't dwell on the past... Unlike SOMEONE I know.

Akabane: *cough*

Naikanni: Oh come on, uncle Keigo. You're so AWESOME. I'm sure you have such "cool" stories to tell about your life... Or some kind of stories, at least. (Keigo kicks him in the face.) Uugh!

Keigo: Before you swing it, make sure you can hold the sword, kid. Look, if you want to interview someone with a post-trauma induced personality, try Señor Tight-Pants over there.

Akabane: Huh?

Hanna: What's he doing here, anyway?

Naikanni: We don't know... He just showed up at around 8:00 this morning, and hasn't left.

Akabane: ...............Did he just call me... What I think he called me?

Naikanni: What? Oh, heh... You mean Señor Ti-- (Keigo puts his hand over his mouth, stifling him.)

Akabane: Yes, that's the one.

Keigo: Dammit, kid! You need to learn that certain actions end in death! (Pulling a knife up to his face;) Or should I teach you myself...?

Akabane: Kabayama... This is between you and I. The child has done nothing wrong.

Keigo: You're threatening me in my own home...? (Silence;) Very well. I'll play with you. (He pushed Naikanni away.) Just don't be too disapointed when I snap every bone in your body. You sure you're not afraid to loose, you... You... Girly-man?!

Akabane: .......................................................With a body like that, you've no right to speak.

Keigo: What did you say to me, you skinny little bitch...?

Akabane: Oh my... Harsh words. Could it be you're atoning for your own physicality?

Naikanni: (To Hanna) They're both pretty girly, if you ask me.

Hanna: I wouldn't say that, if I were you.

Naikanni: Why not...? (In a flash, Keigo and Akabane draw their weapons and fling them at Naikanni, who barely avoids them.)

Hanna: That's why.

Akabane: My, my, how interesting. I never thought I'd meet someone who uses the same techniques I do. Relying not only on the speed of ones self................

Akabane and Keigo: But on the speed of ones opponents as well! (They exchange attacks, and part themselves.)

Keigo: (Looking at the bloody "J" carved into his chest;) What the--

Akabane: (Tracing the bloody heart on his cheek with his finger;) Hmmmmmm? He carved a heart on my face...? Well. You're much more feminine than I thought. This had better not leave a scar.

Keigo: It would appear we are evenly matched. If we carry on like this, neither of us will win. Why don't we throw down our weapons, take this outside, and handle this......

¡MANO A MANO!

Dr. Jackal
(Akabane: You're hips are wide, and you cary yourself like a woman!)

VS.

Keigo Kabayama
(Keigo: Your hair is long, and you're wearing a sun hat!)

Akabane: My, my, what a lovely park. Well, Mr. Kabayama, shall we proceed?

Keigo: Ready when you are, Jackal.

(They attack each other, and a super-rockin' fight takes place... Man, I wish you could see it. It's pretty cool. Anyways, after some fighting...)

Keigo: I'll tear your kidneys out and make you eat them; you feminine whore!

Akabane: What...? What did you say?! You're not but a hypocrite, you know that?

Keigo: And you're not but a two-bit girly-man!

Akabane: I'll rip your hear out!

Keigo: I'll punch your face in!

Haruki: (Walking up to Naikanni and Hanna;) Hey, Hanna! Hey, Naikanni!

Akabane: Death, death I say!

Keigo: Go ahead and try!

Haruki: Huh? What's going on? Some kinda cat-fight?

Hanna: Something like that.

Haruki: What is it, like some lesbian relationship gone sour? Heheh...

Akabane and Keigo: (Looking up;) Huh?

Haruki: Oh, wait... That's Keigo and Jackal. Hey, Keigo! Hey, Jackal! I thought you were women. (Keigo and Akabane both fling a number of weapons at Haruki, Hanna and Naikanni.) Leave this to me. (Haruki pops his umbrella open, and the quills and scalpels hit it, and fall to the ground.) Huuuuh. You're not women. This is worthless, I'm leaving. (He turns to go.)

Keigo: That's right, get out a' here, faggot!

Akabane: A pink-haired cream-puff such as yourself should not get involved in such disputes.

Haruki: (Stopping, and turning to look back at them;) ......................Faggot? ......................Pink? I'm gonna teach you two what it feels like............ To be in a world of PAIN! (He raises his umbrella and brings it down, creating a giant gust of wind. Immediately, Keigo and Akabane throw themselves at Haruki.)

Akabane: Heh!

Keigo: Grrrrrr...

Haruki: Hahahahahahaha! Oh, this is beginning to seem interesting! Let's have some fun, shall we?! HEH!

Hanna: What should we do?

Naikanni: We could try and stop them.

Hanna: That will end in death.

Naikanni: Any better ideas?

Hanna: No.

Tigo: (Approaching Hanna and Naikanni;) Hello, Hanna. Naikanni. Is there some mud-wrestling competition going in in the park today?

Akabane, Keigo and Haruki: ...................................... (Tigo is immediately surrounded.)

Tigo: Heheh... Would you look at that...? No mud. (He's viciously attacked by all three.)

Keigo: Hey, hey, HEY! Don't do that, Hey!

Haruki: Aww, I can't help it, you're just so womanly.^^

Keigo: I always knew you were a queer!

Akabane: You three are truly worthless, aren't you?

Keigo: Worthless?! What are you talking about, you curvaceous bastard?!

Akabane: Curvaceous bastard...? That's not nice.

Haruki: He's right, you know.

Keigo: Yeah; I bet you'd look good in one of those bunny outfits!

Akabane: Ah! You take that back!

Keigo: Bring it on, baby! Let's see what that shapely body can REALLY do!

Tigo: (Trying to escape the fray;) No, no! WAIT!

Keigo: Oh no you don't Tigo! You're not leaving me here all alone with Thumper and Rapunzel!

Akabane: Thumper? *scoff*

Keigo: It's not MY fault you'd make a good stripper!

Haruki: Rapunzel? I assume you're refering to my gorgeous flowing locks?

Keigo: You gay bastard! What are you DOING?! Let go of me!

Haruki: Hey, if I'm the gay one, why are you trying to tear my pants off?

Keigo: I'm merely defending myself!

Haruki: BULL!

Akabane: Tee hee...

Keigo: What're you laughing at, Bugs?!

Naikanni: Geeze. Two guys who resemble women, one who constantly wears purple, and a man with long, pink hair. This is the gayest thing I've ever seen...

Tigo: Noooooo!

Akabane: Death...

Haruki: Get offa meeeee!

Keigo: Fucker!

Akabane: Shut it.

Keigo: You wish!

Tigo: Gyaaaaaa!

Hanna: I wonder when they're going to stop...

Tigo: STOP!

Keigo: You woman!

Akabane: And again...?

Haruki: Get OFF!

Vin: (Walking by, minding his own business, when he looks over;) Huh? (Keigo, Haruki, Akabane and Tigo all jump away from each other, and Keigo makes a grab for Vin.)

Keigo: You bastards! I look nothing like a woman! THIS is what a REAL woman looks like! (He tears Vin's shirt off, and the two of them stand there in shock.) ...............Err... Vin...? (Vin instantaneously draws his gun to Keigo's head.) How ironic.

Vin: (Sighing;) Okay, look. I've decided to throw down my gun, and handle this like a man. With my fists. I don't know what you're fighting about, but Kabayama here has just dragged me into your dispute. So, you bastards... BRING IT ON! (Once again, they all begin attacking one-another.) I can't believe you thought I was a woman!

Keigo: I can't believe you're NOT a woman!

Vin: You disgust me!

Keigo: Maybe so, but I don't have hips!

Naikanni: EVERYONE QUIT IT! I'm warning you! (They all stop and look up.) Now look, I know this may sound dificult, but why don't you try working out your differences with words, not violence. Just sit down and talk. There's no need for senseless beating. What can be accomplished from that? The winner's not necessarily who's right; just who's left. So please. Please stop your arguement and handle this like smart, sensible human beings. Is that too much to ask of you?

All: ......................................................................................

Keigo: You voluptuous man-whore!

Vin: You faggy, pink-haired... FAG!

Akabane: You testosterone challenged transvestite!

Haruki: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Tigo: P--Please, someone help me!

Naikanni: Give it a rest, you guys!

Hanna: I can't... I can't... I can't take this anymore! (Hanna reaches over, and tears off one of Naikanni's earrings, and throws it into the middle of the fray.) GIVE IT A REST!

Naikanni: Huh?! HANNA-SAN, WHAT'RE YOU DOING?!

*Kaboom*

All: ....................................................................... (They all look up in shock, and after a long pause, Naikanni points to Hanna.)

Hanna: Thank you, Naikanni. (She takes off, closely followed by Keigo, Haruki, Akabane and Vin.) GYAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Naikanni: (To Tigo;) Boys will be boys, eh?

Tigo: (Angrily;) And rapists will be rapists, but that's not necessarily a good thing!

THE END

So yeah, there we go. I know it sounds really stupid when you don't have any cutsey pictures, but it's actually quite fun, and everyone who's read it, really likes it. I'm hoping that once I get my coputer, I can draw it all out on there, and it'll be nice and pretty for all to see.^^ Anyways, that's all!
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Sunday, September 2, 2007

   Profile
Okay, I'm uber bored right now, so I decided to post a profile of one of my characters. He belongs to me, and only me. And here are his stats.



Name: Keigo Kabayama
Alias: None
Gender: M
Age: 29
Birthday: Dec 12
Zodiac: Ophiuchus
Hair: Blonde
Eyes: Amber
Height: 6'1" (186cm)
Weight: 169lb (76.7kg)
Blood Type: AB
Dominating Attribute: Speed

Select Quote: "You're so cute when you're bleeding..."

Description: Keigo's my egocentric and sadistic, sociopath. He's a self-employed man-whore who doesn't just THINK he's better than you... He KNOWS he's better than you. A jackass. A total jackass. Still, he's incredibly smart, incredibly talented, and incredibly sexy.^^ Being the sadistic serial killer than he is, he's the kind of person that would snap a childs legs solely because he wanted to hear them scream. He's rediculously fast, as well as strong, and is by far my most powerful character.

Seeeeecrets: When introducing people to Keigo, I like relate him to GetBackers (as I do with everything). Keigo is the twisted middleman between Akabane and Kagami. Why? Here's how I relate him to Akabane. Keigo is the fastest character, and has a habit of popping up in front of people when they least expect it. He's a terrifying, person, really, and intimidates almost everyone. He's always smiling wickedly, and throwing unnecessary insults at people. While Akabane keeps scalpels in his body, Keigo wears long, buckskin gloves in which he hides poisonous quills. Yes, they are more to the effect of Juubei's weapon, but the way he immediately flicks them out of the slits in his palms is very much like Akabane's crazy method. Also, he's Akabane's physical equivalent. Almost the exact same height and build (feminine, but still recognized as being male). Same eyes and everything. It's pretty great, 'cause whenever I get stuck drawing Keigo, I just need to look at a picture of Akabane and draw him from there. It's not cheating... It's making the best of working with what you have... Okay, now on to why I relate him to Kagami. First and foremost, as I've already stated, He's a sociopath. He doesn't care about anyone but himself... But boy does he care about that! The way that he talks is similar to that of the way Kagami adresses people. A superior, flaunty tone. And despite his eccentric amounts of ego and pride, women STILL fall head over heals for him. It's kind of a turn off when they find out he's a psychopath, but what they don't know can't hurt them...

So that's Keigo. I know. He's a bastard. But; he's a damn hot bastard. And; despite the large number of rotting corpses and torture devices in his basement, I can't help but love him.
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Saturday, September 1, 2007

   DAMN YOU, XAOS!
I've been tagged. I'm not mad about being tagged; but... I don't have many people to send it to. So I sent tagged all eight of my friends who haven't been tagged (to my knowledge). Anyways, here goes.

Rules:
1. Post these rules.
2. Each person tagged must post 8 random facts about themselves.
3. Tags should write a journal/ blog of these facts.
4. At the end of the post 8 more people are tagged and named.
5. Go to their page and leave a comment telling them they're tagged.

1) Okay, let's get this one out of the way... I've been diagnosed with severe clinical depression. For those of you who don't know what this means, it means I'm sad. A lot. All the time. And it's actually classified as a mental disorder.
2) I wear a hat every waking minute of the day from the time I get up, to the time I go to sleep. It makes my friends mad, because it means I have eye control over them, and I get to choose when to make eye-contact. And when I'm pissed off, I just pull it over my eyes.
3) I'm crazy fast and got an award for being the fastest kid in school in sixth grade... Since then; I've won a TON of medals and ribbons in track and field events.
4) People think I'm a sociopath... I'm not.
5) I'm obsessed with criminal psychology, meaning I'm very interested in the reasons criminals commit crimes. I find their motives so interesting... I'm especially into the psycology and working mind of psychopaths, sociopaths, and sadists.
6) I lived in Australia for a portion of time, and still visit quite often. I know almost too much about Australian Aboriginal culture. I know how to play the didgeridoo. Quite well, in fact. Also, half of my family is from Malaysia. I think it's a cool background to have, but my friends always tease me for having narrow eyes.
7) I LOVE people watching. I'm not particularly fond of people as a whole; but I enjoy watching them... They do and say the most interesting things, sometimes... And I find what they have to say, incredibly enthralling, whether I agree with them, or not.
8) I'm a very, VERY classy person. I wear formal outfits on a daily basis, special occasion, or no. Everything needs to be fancy when it comes to me. What can I say, I'm a very proper person.^^

So that's it... Exciting, I know. Happy, Xaos?
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