Saturday, September 1, 2007

   A Good................. Doujinshi?
Oh... My... God... Okay, so as you may have noticed, I complain about doujinshi. A LOT. I absoloutely can't stand the stuff! I don't mind yaoi, yaoi's fine... But when someone takes two male characters that don't belong to them, then make them engage in disturbing relationships that would never really happen, it drives me crazy...! But... There is one exception. When the doujinshi is making FUN of doujinshi. In fact, I'll do this on rare occasions, too. But it's okay, because it's totallymocking the concept of doujinshi, but using doujinshi! And I found a brilliant example of exactly this. It's called "Bloody Honeymoon" and it makes almost no sense at all. In fact, I found this one so entertaining, Imma type out all the dialouge. Not only because it was awesome, but because I have no life. Anyway, here goes... Oh god, this made me laugh so hard... If only you could see the pictures.^^

Bloody Honeymoon

Pair: AkabanexGinji
Rating: G... Yay! It's for everyone!



Narrator: On that day, a notice arrived at the Honky Tonk.

Ban: Wha...?! WHAT IS THIS?!

Notice: Just married-Kuroudo Akabane and Ginji Amano... If you are in the area, please stop by and visit.

Ban: That man is D-E-A-D! Ginji was kidnapped... I need a plan to rescue him!

(Later)

Ginji: Ban-chan!!!

Ban: You idiot; what do you think you're doing?!

Ginji: But... But... But... Akabane-san...

Akabane: Oh, Mido-kun... Did you come to celebrate with us?

Ban: Don't gimme that crap! Give Ginji back!

Akabane: We're about to go on our Honeymoon.

Ban: Ah! You classy bastard! When did you decide on this?

Akabane: Oh...? Do you plan on opposing me? Well, I regret to inform you, it's time for us to board our plane. I'll leave Mido-kun to you, my dear Fudou.

Fudou: MIDO-- I've been wanting to see you!

Akabane: Ah; Mido... Fudou has gone through a full-body rehabilitation. Take care. You two go have fun, now.

Ginji: Ban-chan!

Ban: GAAAAAAAAH!!! FUDOU?! What are you doing here?!

Fudou: Now, Mido... Satisfy my desires...!

Ginji: BAAAAN-CHAAAAN!

(Hawaii)

Ginji: Dear Ban; how are you? Akabane-san and I went to Hawaii for our Honeymoon. Akabane-san?

Akabane: Yes, Ginji-kun?

Ginji: Akabane-san... It's way too hot.

Akabane: Really? Thank you. Isn't it a beautiful sunset, Ginji-kun?

Ginji: Yeah... Aka--bane-san... Ban-chan!

Akabane: Oh, Ginji. I wouldn't do anything you wouldn't want me to.

Ginji: R-really?

Akabane: I lied.

Ginji: Akabane-san, you liar!

Akabane: Tee hee...

(Later)

Akabane: What a romantic view, wouldn't you agree, Ginji-kun? It's getting late. Should we begin then...? Our wedding night.

Ginji: Eh...?

(On a plane)

Ban: Ginji! Just you wait! I'll be there!

Fudou: MIDO!!!

Ban: NOOOOOOOOOOO!

(Hawaii)

Ban: GINJI! Are you here? It seems I got here right in time.

Akabane: Whatever you say. Thank you, Ginji.

Ginji: Ban-chan! Oh, what should I do... I've betrayed you, Ban!

Ban: You idiot! You didn't do ANYTHING! The antagonist is that perverted, murdering demon Akabane! Just pretend you were bitten by a stray dog.

Akabane: Don't you think that's a bit harsh...?

Ban: Anyways, I came to save you.

Ginji: Sorry, Akabane-san... I'm going home.

Akabane: Ginji-kun........................... Do you hate me?

Ginji: ............................

Narrator: A moment of hessitation... Is fatal. Yoink! Recapture of the recaptured!

Ban: Akabane, you jackass!

Akabane: Well, Ginji! Let's go back to Hawaii for some sight-seeing! Then we can relax!

Ginji: BAN-CHAN!

Ban: THIIIIEEEEEF!

Fudou: I found you, Mido... Though you had escaped on the airplane?

Ban: GYAAAAA! Fudou?! You're still ALIVE?!

Ginji: Oh, Ban-chan... Where are you? I NEED you...

Akabane: Here, Ginji-kun. Lunch!

Ginji: YAY! Thank you, Akabane-san!

Akabane: Do you like me, Ginji-kun?

Ginji: I like you!

Akabane: Thank you. That makes me happy, Ginji-kun.

Ban: Oh, crap... Ginji... Don't be fooled! Come back!

Fudou: MIDOOOOOO!

(Infinity Fortress)

Kagami: Did you want something, Makubex?

Makubex: Kagami, would you go to Hawaii for me?

Kagami: Hawaii? Do you want some chocolate, or something? Tee hee...

Makubex: Never mind that; just GO!

(Hawaii)

Akabane: And what brings you here?

Kagami: Makubex wants me to observe.

Akabane: Oh...?

(Somewhere)

Kazuki: Huh? Ginji and Kuroudo Akabane got MARRIED?! What's this mean? I could've sworn Ginji liked Ban... I mean, is that man even human...? ...So, of the people I hanged... Who should I cut down?

Juubei: ................Did you hang something, Kazuki...?

(Somewhere)

Yukihiko: Oh... Giji-kun got married. It must be exciting to be married.

Natsuhiko: YUKIHIKO! Don't say such things!

Kirara: Do be mean! It's very common, these days.

Tokisada: It's not something young people should talk about.

Ukyo: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Hikage: Shut up, Ukyo!

Tsubaki: I want to be married too...

(Hawaii)

Ginji: Err... You're not really... In LOVE with me, Akabane-san?

Akabane: Don't be foolish... Of course, I am, Ginji.

Ginji: Um... How much?

Akabane: TO THE EXTENT THAT I WOULD KILL.

Ginji: Oh, he's scary...

Akabane: What's wrong, Ginji-kun...? Today we're having barbeque.

Ginji: Yay! I'm so happy, Akabane-san! Oh Ban-chan... Please save me...

The End

Totally creepy, huh? It doesn't make any more sense with the pictures there... Ity's just a bunch of nonsense. But yeah, I thought I'd share it, since it's the only commendable doujinshi I've ever run across... Doing nothing but making fun of doujinshi. Actually, there's another pretty good one, where Kagami gets his face scratched off by a kitten. It's pretty funny, too. But Bloody Honeymoon certainly takes the cake.^^ And, as I've reiterated and reiterated, I HATE doujinshi. This is only a minor exception; other than the nonsensical crap that I illustrate. Anyways, as you can tell, I have no life, so I'll be leaving now. Byez.^^
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Tuesday, August 28, 2007

   Whoa...
It's been a while, but I've discovered I have AIM on my computer... Wow... I feel powerful. And I'm actually using it now.^^ Super old account... But all my friends are still there, so I'm good. Yay! Feel free to AIM me anytime.^^

Epiphony!!! I was thinking to myself today... How come you never see any black sun hats; you know, like Akabane's...? And then it occured to me. They're sun hats. They're supposed to prevent heat... Black is just screaming "COME BURN ME... I'M ALL YOURS!"
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Sunday, August 26, 2007

Boring day
Wow, today is boring. All I've been doing is watching super old AMV's I made months ago. I love the Akabane/That's Your Funeral one. I'd forgotten how good it was.^^ Eye of the Tiger is pretty amazing too.
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Tuesday, August 21, 2007

   Scrubs
On an episode of scrubs the other day, the main character, J.D., gave nicknames to all of the surgeons. And one of the surgeons was nicknamed "The Jackal." I found it rather amusing, since Akabane is indeed, a surgeon.

Also, I'm trying to teach my little sister to say "I love Kagami." It's not working very well. She also thinks that Dr. Jackal and Akabane are different people. XD

I'm still having suit problems... I STILL can't decide on black or white. Most of my friends say white would look better on me, but that my personality is better fit to black. So in the end, they can't decide either... Hopefully I can make up my mind eventually... Since I'm really excited about getting a custom suit taylored just for me.
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Thursday, August 16, 2007

Drama CD's, and much, much, more!
Okay, I have a couple GetBackers CD's... What's on them? Some of them have weird stuff... Others have even weirder stuff. This is a song on my CD "GetBackers Target G" It's called "The Purity of Death." Guess who it's sung by? That's right... Akabane. Creepy, no? It starts off with what I like to call; elevator-techno.

Here're the English lyrics *gasp* isn't this exciting?!

Something like life doesn’t have any worth.
Shall we take it away?
To the live one,
The death that was not recognized;
Will be presented to you by me.
The most pure death.
You will be happy’
Because you are being captured and erased by me .

The one suited for,
Is the one who will receive true death.
Thousands of scalpels,
Accurately go through,
That body, you;
Showered by the deep red rain.
You are happy,
You are facing the beautiful end right now.
I will present you the most pure death.
You are happy,
Because you are captured and erased by me.



You can find some creepy stuff on those drama CD's... I have a Drama CD that has an interesting vocal on it involving Ginji and Akabane. Ban has left for a little while, which makes Ginji sad, so he goes to a bar. And in a drunken stupor, he runs into Akabane... He doesn't know why Akabane's there, so he comes to the drunken conclusion that Akabane is having affairs with multiple women. ...He's Ginji, right? So naturally, he gets really angry and starts talking to himself about it. Akabane overhears, and tells him that he's stupid, and women are demonic harpies that suck the life out of men. (Not in those exact words.) A little while after Akabane leaves the bar; Ginji leaves as well, and runs into Hevn on the street. Hevn asks him if he's seen Dr. Jackal, and Ginji pauses and suspiciously says "Why......?" And that's the end. Disturbing, right? And you don't even want to know what was going on in the background... Anyways...

There's another one where Kazuki and Juubei are at the hot springs, when Akabane comes along and gets into a fight with Juubei. then Ban and Ginji come and... Well, some interesting stuff happens. Kazuki ends up calling Akabane "Akabane-sensei," Emishi momentarily appears, and Akabane accidentally falls into the water.

Okay, that's all for now... Weird, I know. I'm telling you, though. Those drama CD's are just filled with random crap that doesn't make any sense or have anything to do with the plot and characters... It's an excuse to go crazy and make characters do things they normally wouldn't do. Fun, none-the-less, I must say.
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Tuesday, August 14, 2007

   *Sigh* Just a couple of things...
I bought the first four seasons of "Scrubs" today. Expensive. But I've been having a lot of fun with it. Next on the list is the first season of "Psych" and the second of "Mind of Mencia." All great shows.

I need my horse back. The only problem is that I have to drive 15 minutes to ride him in a style I hate. Hunt seat... It makes me shiver. I want to do the fun stuff! Western reining! Saddleseat! And if I ever make enough money, driving! *Sigh* Also, since every horse in the world is given a different registered name (that's why all these horses have crazy names like Real Quiet and Pretty Me Pink) I don't get to name it! Ever since I was four, I've wanted one thing in life. A kick-ass black stallion named Doctor Dark to parade around on.

My mother is trying to get me another psychiatrist. They all fail. I don't know why she keeps trying. I just lie to them anyway. Or sit there in an awkward silence. Of course, there's one question I've always wanted to ask, due to the fact that psychiatrists must keep everything you tell them a secret... Unless... You're planning to hurt yourself, or another. "Hypothetically, what if I've killed someone in the past?" But, I don't think that's going to make me look too good on my first day. It's a good question though, right?

I name things after things. And I want a new pet. I have a huge list of names I want to use at some point... Anyway, here are some names I wanna use. Some of the names can only work for certain animals, though...

The Artful Dodger- Any male cat
Little Miss Lady Bug- Any female cat
Narcissuss- A lavender point siamese (or close to one, at least)
Dr. Jackal- Black male with white chest and gloves
Dorian Gray- Fluffy male cat

Doctor Dark- Black/Dark bay male horse (Points are fine)
Zodiac Jack- Palomino male horse
Lady Luck- Any female horse
Automatic Systematic- Any horse

Cigar- Chocolate brown male dog
Romeo- Sable male Siberian husky
Jupiter- Red female siberian husky

Integrity- Male heron
Kagami- White male Cockatoo

And that seems to be all for today.
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Monday, August 13, 2007

   Everyone needs a LITTLE help...
EPIPHONY!!!

So, I was thinking about GetBackers, and something crossed my mind. Every single GB's character has needed help from another character at one point or another... Huh. Except Kagami. Kagami never had help from anyone EVER, and you know what? It led to his downfall when Akabane stabbed him in the back. It just goes to show you, you can't swing though life without help now and again. Here are my very favorite examples:

Ban- When Himiko sends Ban falling from a cliff, Kazuki uses a string net to catch him, saving him from plummeting to his doom. Now that's just plain lucky. Chances are, he would have died, had Kazuki not intervened at the last moment.

Ginji- In the limitless fortress, Akabane saves Ginji from that guy with the poison gas who was about to do away with him. If Akabane hadn't sliced that guy apart, Ginji would surely be a goner.

Kazuki- In the Divine Design arch, who knows what wouldv'e happened to Kazuki without the help of his friends! Brainwashed forever, perhaps?

MakubeX- When he's trapped in the brain trust, he's got nothing to do but wait for his friends to come and rescue him. What if they hadn't come...?

Hevn- When Kagami is hired to "dispose" of Hevn, he attacks instantaneously. Lucky for Hevn, Dr. Jackal is a gentleman, and jumps in between her and the glass, recieving what would have been a deadly blow to her. Incredibly painful, but kind none-the-less.

Emishi- If Amon hadn't saved Emishi when he was being chased by the ENTIRE limitless fortress including Ginji, Ban, Kazu, Shido, Himiko, Kagami, Toshiki, Juubei and Akabane; who knows what wouldv'e happened to him? Well, MakubeX said: Use any means necessary...

Shido- If Kazuki hadn't tied up Ban's wrist during the Devine Melody arch, Who knows what might've happened to Shido? It could've been something bad...

Toshiki- If Ban hadn't kissed Toshiki after his heart was savagely ripped out by the Archangel Lucifer, there's a very good chance Toshiki would NOT have survived. (Ban gets all that greif from his friends for it, of course... For kissing another man.)

Himiko- If Ban hadn't helped her out when dealing with Kagami durring the very first limitless fortress arch, Himiko would've been long gone; whether she had used the acceleration scent, or not.

Akabane- When Semimaru attacks, Akabane is beaten unconcious with katanas and lutes (yes, lutes). Terrified that he might be dead, Ginji only wails and cradles him, which isn't very helpful. Thank goodness Juubei, Kazuki and Toshiki were there to ward him off, or Semimaru could've destroyed Akabane while he was passed out.

Juubei- Juubei actually DIES. If Kazuki hadn't been there to beat the CRAP out of that paper crane guy (forget his name), Juubei probably woudn't have ever come back to life. How sad it THAT?

See? It's weird, isn't it? Oh well, I won't waste time thinking about it. Err.......... I'll try not to, anyway. Also, my GB's quiz was published. Yay! I guess I'm just amazing when it comes to... Well; everything.
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Sunday, August 12, 2007

   Finally, the mystery has been solved!
I've just figured out why I never make friends online... It's because I'm egocentric, dark, demented, crass, cruel, and slightly homicidal. It all makes sense now!
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Wednesday, August 8, 2007

Decissions, Decissions...
I've finally made my decission. I'm going to do my best in college so I can get into med school. Whoopee! No art for me; much to my dismay. I think I'm gonna be a surgeon. Scare the hell out of patients... Oh; what fun I'll have! *Tee hee...*
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Friday, August 3, 2007

o0
This is my friends fault. I was taking screencaps of the GetBackers GameBoy game, and Kagami and Akabane were performing a power attack. Akabane (in Japanese) was asking if Kagami was planning on helping him battle, but she told me to erase the text and replace it with that... You have to admit; it's pretty funny. Heheheh...

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