Monday, July 30, 2007

A selection of quotes...
I've selected a couple quotes from my quote collection that I thought I'd share with you. Enjoy them as I have enjoyed them, and hopefully they'll inspire you in some ways. These are all quote from people I know, and all of them are brilliantly aweful in one way or another.

You know, if Basil of Baker Street were'nt a mouse, he'd be hot.
-Terra

I don't believe in Asian doctors.
-Daniel

Did you dispose of the corpses properly?
-Me

I'm 18! I can go to REAL jail!
-Megan

There's only one man can walk on water, and that's Jesus.
-Dash

That would be the most disgusting crayon colour ever... "Potato salad yellow."
-Matt

Steven: There's no guilt left in the mountains.
Me: But what if I killed 84 people?
Emily: ...Then there's no one LEFT in the mountains.

No matter what, butter on ice cream is gonna be nasty.
-Me

Murder is just extroverted suicide.
-Rachel

What's the penalty for killing a teacher?
-Alex

Holy crap, a seagull!
-Me

Public deffication is a crime folks; we WILL call the cops!
-Evans

Freud would have something to say about him [Akabane].
-Rachel

Helium is the gateway drug.
-Dash

I have illegal business to conduct...
-Dash

Are you comparing me to Fudou?
-Terra

I feel like shooting babies.
-Terra

If you tie the splint up like this, you're retarded.
-Lawrence

I'll bribe you with chocolate and Pokemon cards.
-Megan

Me: I didn't say I wanted to go on a killing spree--
Joe: I said I was GOING to.

In anime, the pointier the hair, the more important a character is.
-Sheridan

Are you cuddling a latex glove?
-Terra

I'm not really attracted to gay men.
-Karina

Cameron: I've seen cars with upside-down, purple triangles on the bumpers. Does that mean they're homosexual?
Chris: No, that just means they like teletubbies.

If there were any animal that would come off as not having any feelings at all, it would be a moose.
-Terra

They should call him [Legato] Mind-Power Johnson.
-Sheridan

Me: Walking around with plutonium in his pocket... He should be dead.
Bryce: Not himself, but... He probably poisoned everyone else around him. GINJI should be dead.
Me: Heh...
Bryce: No, I'm serious. Ginji should be on the ground, dead, with like, three eyes or something.

India is Asia's second chin.
-Nathaniel

I may be a good cross-dresser. I may be a girl.
-Ike

It doesn't matter WHO I date-rape, as long as I date-rape SOMEONE...
-Terra

Sylvia: Oh, that's good. how long did she take you to draw?
Me: Actually, it's a guy.
Matt: ...........................Awkward moment.

Oh my god, your dad is awesome. If I could, I'd totally get stoned and talk to him for hours.
-Rosario

Jane Austen is my alias--Along with Zeus.
-Chris

You say you deep fry it... Deep fry my cat.
-Nathaniel

What is this? America exploded on a piece of paper.
-Heather

A verbal fight between Kazuki and Jackal. Neither of them will win, Kazu's just like: "he's unhappy" and Akabane: "he looks like a woman."
-Terra

Nothing says I love you like a rock.
-Terra

Your logic is faulty. You should date Juubei.
-Me

Wait... What's your e-mail? Hack_n_Slice@yahoo.com... And you wanna be a doctor?
-Matt

If you're gonna breed something; breed tigers.
-Me

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but whips and chains excite me.
-Austin

Me: I wouldn't be surprised if he [Akabane] liked chick-flicks. No, I could totally see him going to the theatre alone to see one.
Rosario: I bet he'd be dissapointed if he saw the movie "The Breakup." That movie pissed me off.

Superman was vegan.
-Megan

Nothing turns Hanna on like a guy who can pull scalpels out of his shirt on a moments notice.
-Nathaniel

Drawing his feet is fun, because he only has two.
-Bryce

Tristan: Super Mario Party... What kinda stuff's in it?
Worker: Different levels.

Come on, Hanna. You'd make a great Judas.
-Teja

It's hard for me to look REALLY stupid.
-Teja

Where's the seed in an onion?
-Me

Must be convicted serial killer. Bipolar is a plus.
-Terra

There're so many good places to lick.
-Terra

If there was one thing that would anger Akabane, it would be calling him "Claude."
-Terra

I glare in your general direction.
-Tiffany

It'd be like an adventure... A three minute adventure... And in the end; we might even die.
-Terra

Today I learned how to perform an 18th century nose replacement.
-Me

I can't draw; I'm just very good at pretending.

Paul: What are those; racketball shoes, or space boots?
Tim: They're... They're magic shoes.
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