Saturday, September 1, 2007

   A Good................. Doujinshi?
Oh... My... God... Okay, so as you may have noticed, I complain about doujinshi. A LOT. I absoloutely can't stand the stuff! I don't mind yaoi, yaoi's fine... But when someone takes two male characters that don't belong to them, then make them engage in disturbing relationships that would never really happen, it drives me crazy...! But... There is one exception. When the doujinshi is making FUN of doujinshi. In fact, I'll do this on rare occasions, too. But it's okay, because it's totallymocking the concept of doujinshi, but using doujinshi! And I found a brilliant example of exactly this. It's called "Bloody Honeymoon" and it makes almost no sense at all. In fact, I found this one so entertaining, Imma type out all the dialouge. Not only because it was awesome, but because I have no life. Anyway, here goes... Oh god, this made me laugh so hard... If only you could see the pictures.^^

Bloody Honeymoon

Pair: AkabanexGinji
Rating: G... Yay! It's for everyone!



Narrator: On that day, a notice arrived at the Honky Tonk.

Ban: Wha...?! WHAT IS THIS?!

Notice: Just married-Kuroudo Akabane and Ginji Amano... If you are in the area, please stop by and visit.

Ban: That man is D-E-A-D! Ginji was kidnapped... I need a plan to rescue him!

(Later)

Ginji: Ban-chan!!!

Ban: You idiot; what do you think you're doing?!

Ginji: But... But... But... Akabane-san...

Akabane: Oh, Mido-kun... Did you come to celebrate with us?

Ban: Don't gimme that crap! Give Ginji back!

Akabane: We're about to go on our Honeymoon.

Ban: Ah! You classy bastard! When did you decide on this?

Akabane: Oh...? Do you plan on opposing me? Well, I regret to inform you, it's time for us to board our plane. I'll leave Mido-kun to you, my dear Fudou.

Fudou: MIDO-- I've been wanting to see you!

Akabane: Ah; Mido... Fudou has gone through a full-body rehabilitation. Take care. You two go have fun, now.

Ginji: Ban-chan!

Ban: GAAAAAAAAH!!! FUDOU?! What are you doing here?!

Fudou: Now, Mido... Satisfy my desires...!

Ginji: BAAAAN-CHAAAAN!

(Hawaii)

Ginji: Dear Ban; how are you? Akabane-san and I went to Hawaii for our Honeymoon. Akabane-san?

Akabane: Yes, Ginji-kun?

Ginji: Akabane-san... It's way too hot.

Akabane: Really? Thank you. Isn't it a beautiful sunset, Ginji-kun?

Ginji: Yeah... Aka--bane-san... Ban-chan!

Akabane: Oh, Ginji. I wouldn't do anything you wouldn't want me to.

Ginji: R-really?

Akabane: I lied.

Ginji: Akabane-san, you liar!

Akabane: Tee hee...

(Later)

Akabane: What a romantic view, wouldn't you agree, Ginji-kun? It's getting late. Should we begin then...? Our wedding night.

Ginji: Eh...?

(On a plane)

Ban: Ginji! Just you wait! I'll be there!

Fudou: MIDO!!!

Ban: NOOOOOOOOOOO!

(Hawaii)

Ban: GINJI! Are you here? It seems I got here right in time.

Akabane: Whatever you say. Thank you, Ginji.

Ginji: Ban-chan! Oh, what should I do... I've betrayed you, Ban!

Ban: You idiot! You didn't do ANYTHING! The antagonist is that perverted, murdering demon Akabane! Just pretend you were bitten by a stray dog.

Akabane: Don't you think that's a bit harsh...?

Ban: Anyways, I came to save you.

Ginji: Sorry, Akabane-san... I'm going home.

Akabane: Ginji-kun........................... Do you hate me?

Ginji: ............................

Narrator: A moment of hessitation... Is fatal. Yoink! Recapture of the recaptured!

Ban: Akabane, you jackass!

Akabane: Well, Ginji! Let's go back to Hawaii for some sight-seeing! Then we can relax!

Ginji: BAN-CHAN!

Ban: THIIIIEEEEEF!

Fudou: I found you, Mido... Though you had escaped on the airplane?

Ban: GYAAAAA! Fudou?! You're still ALIVE?!

Ginji: Oh, Ban-chan... Where are you? I NEED you...

Akabane: Here, Ginji-kun. Lunch!

Ginji: YAY! Thank you, Akabane-san!

Akabane: Do you like me, Ginji-kun?

Ginji: I like you!

Akabane: Thank you. That makes me happy, Ginji-kun.

Ban: Oh, crap... Ginji... Don't be fooled! Come back!

Fudou: MIDOOOOOO!

(Infinity Fortress)

Kagami: Did you want something, Makubex?

Makubex: Kagami, would you go to Hawaii for me?

Kagami: Hawaii? Do you want some chocolate, or something? Tee hee...

Makubex: Never mind that; just GO!

(Hawaii)

Akabane: And what brings you here?

Kagami: Makubex wants me to observe.

Akabane: Oh...?

(Somewhere)

Kazuki: Huh? Ginji and Kuroudo Akabane got MARRIED?! What's this mean? I could've sworn Ginji liked Ban... I mean, is that man even human...? ...So, of the people I hanged... Who should I cut down?

Juubei: ................Did you hang something, Kazuki...?

(Somewhere)

Yukihiko: Oh... Giji-kun got married. It must be exciting to be married.

Natsuhiko: YUKIHIKO! Don't say such things!

Kirara: Do be mean! It's very common, these days.

Tokisada: It's not something young people should talk about.

Ukyo: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Hikage: Shut up, Ukyo!

Tsubaki: I want to be married too...

(Hawaii)

Ginji: Err... You're not really... In LOVE with me, Akabane-san?

Akabane: Don't be foolish... Of course, I am, Ginji.

Ginji: Um... How much?

Akabane: TO THE EXTENT THAT I WOULD KILL.

Ginji: Oh, he's scary...

Akabane: What's wrong, Ginji-kun...? Today we're having barbeque.

Ginji: Yay! I'm so happy, Akabane-san! Oh Ban-chan... Please save me...

The End

Totally creepy, huh? It doesn't make any more sense with the pictures there... Ity's just a bunch of nonsense. But yeah, I thought I'd share it, since it's the only commendable doujinshi I've ever run across... Doing nothing but making fun of doujinshi. Actually, there's another pretty good one, where Kagami gets his face scratched off by a kitten. It's pretty funny, too. But Bloody Honeymoon certainly takes the cake.^^ And, as I've reiterated and reiterated, I HATE doujinshi. This is only a minor exception; other than the nonsensical crap that I illustrate. Anyways, as you can tell, I have no life, so I'll be leaving now. Byez.^^
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