Saturday, July 22, 2006

   Crazy story me and my friend came up with
Ok, there was this girl right? And she was on vacation in New York with her parents. They were going out to eat when she noticed this hobo sitting on the side of the street. So she walked over to him and said, "Hiya mister! Do ya want some food?" The hobo just stared at her. "Um, hello? Can you hear me?" Still he stared. "Well, me and my parents are going to go get some fish at this resturaunt right now, do ya want some?" The hobo like freaked out and started yelling at her. "FISH?!! DO I WANT SOME FISH?!!" He kept on yelling and finally he ran away to a lake that was close by. The girl for some odd reason, waited for him to come back. When he did, he had a fish in his hand and he started beating the crap outta her with it. She screamed and the police showed up shortly after that. But the hobo was still freaking out so they sicked a police dog on him. Well, the dog unexpectedly turned and bit the policeman. The hobo whistled and the dog came running. So, with a new dog and not but a fish, the hobo fled to Canada. Where he's still on the loose...

And actually, I heard the other day that some people had a run-in with him. See, they were minding there own business, when out of nowhere this crazy hobo and his dog just attacked. They started runnin after one of their own got beat with the fish. They ran until they found a conveniance store. One of the guys asked the clerk if she had any molasas(syrup for those of you who aren't familiar with Canadian termanology) She said, "Yes, aisle 5, eh?" So they bought some and when the hobo finally caught up with them, they threw it all over him. The dog nearly flipped out after he smelled that syrup. So he attacked the hobo and the guys ran and got the mounty's(canadian police). When they showed up at the scene of the horribly sticky crime, they were amazed to find the fish with a few bite and claw marks left carelessly on the ground. The hobo was long gone and so was his dog. Noone quite knows what became of that odd hobo, but one things for sure, you can never trust a Canadian with molasis...
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