Thursday, July 6, 2006

Hello again!
Well, I haven't been on for the past, I don't know, month, 'cause my GOD-DAMNED SON OF A BITCH COMPUTER DIED ON ME!!GAAAAAAAH!!!
Hell, it could die again right now..CURSE YOU COMCAST!!!
Anyway, how was your guy's 4th? Mine was pretty cool. My friends Dave and Kari moved to California a couple of years ago, so they came and spent the 4th with us. We had bottle rocket wars, and roman candle wars(which I found out just this year that you're not supposed to hold them...) and I burnt myself a couple of times(what's a 4th of July without a couple of burns?)So, all in all, it was cool.
Oh yea, I got back from DC/NY about a week ago. DC was a little boring, but NY rocked(although it smelled kinda like poo...)
Highligts of the trip are:
1)On the second day, we stole butter packets from an Italian resturaunt and rubbed the butter onto Nick's legs. We then paid two children $5 to lick the butter off.

2)On the bus ride from Gettysburg to NY, Stephanie, Christy and I reinacted(sp?) the first X-Men movie...Poor Logan...

3)Stephanie took Christy's blanket with some big-eyed stick figure chick and put it over her fance, saying "This is what happens when you lick butter off of Nick's legs! Why Nick, why!?!"

4)I totally pissed off a New Yorker.(I was half-way acrossed a cross walk when the light turned green. This dude in a cab started moving forward, expecting me to walk all the way back. I did not, the guy honked, and our tour guide said, and I quote, "What the hell is wrong with you!? Get back here! What, are you fucking deaf or something!?"

5)Well, in NY I purchased a Jack Sparrow action figure. That night, thanks to our bitchy roommate, everyone was in a bad mood. So, to cheer them up, I made my little "I love NY" monkey molest poor defenseless Jack. A few days later, while we were stuck in a hotel in Cincinatti after our flight had been canceled, I brought him out to show Christy. The first thing she said when she saw Jack, and again I quote, was "Cool! Let's undress him!"
His emotional scars have still not healed. I did find out he was battery opperated though!

6)Last, but not least, we got to go see the Lion King on Broadway. IT WAS INCREDIBLE!! I think it was by far, the coolest part of the trip. Ever since I was a kid, the Lion King was my favorite movie(hell, I still love it!) so I have been DYING to see it on Broadway since it first came out!

Well, that's all I can really think of now. And yes, I know NONE of that had to do with the actuall DC/NY(except the last one) but whatever.
Oh yea, one more quick thing. Sorry about the wallpaper thing. It showed up perfectly on my computer...Oh well, better luck next time!
Farewell for now!
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