Tuesday, July 19, 2005

   Special Fred
Now some of you politicaly correct assholes might get offended so dont read...and to everyone else...Enjoy

"Special Fred"
When I was a boy of ten
I had a very best friend
Fred was kind with good intent
but just a little different

Special Fred, mama dropped him on his head
Now hes not so bright instead
Hes a little bit special
Just a little bit...

...We'd play tag and hed get hurt
I played soldier hed eat dirt
I liked math and the spelling bee
Fred liked talking to a tree

Special Fred, mama dropped him on his head
Now she keeps him in the shed
Cause hes a little bit special
just a little bit...

...I ran track hung out in malls
Fred ran head first into walls
I had girls and lots of clothes
Fred had names for all his toes

Special Fred, mama dropped him on his head
Now he thinks hes a peice of bread
Cause hes a little bit special
just a little bit...

One day talking to special Fred
He grabbed a brick and swung at my head
as he laughed at me thats when i knew
that special fred had just made me special too

Now i laugh as i count bugs
I give strangers great big Hugs
Next to me Fred is fine
Yeah! Hes a fucking Einstein

Special Fred and me
now we're not right in the head you see
now we're not so bright instead
were a little bit special
just a little bit special
That bastard Fred made me special
just a little bit
Just a little bit special

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Sunday, July 17, 2005

   This is New
1. Who are you?
2. Are we friends?
3. When and how did we meet?
4. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.
5. Describe me in one word.
6. What was your first impression [of me]?
7. Do you still think that way about me now?
8. What reminds you of me?
9. If you could give me anything what would it be?
10. How well do you know me?
11. When's the last time you saw me?
12. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?
13. Are you going to put this on your journal and see what I say about you?
14. What song are you listening to right now?
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Monday, July 11, 2005

Story time
One day a boy and a girl were driving over 100 mph on a motorcycle on a deserted highway.
Girl: Slow down we're going too fast!
Boy: Don't worry i know what i'm doing.
Girl: Please im scared!
Boy: Ok tell me that you love me.
Girl: I love you. Now please slow down!
Boy: Now give me a kiss.
Girl:*Kisses him*
Boy: Now would you do me a favor?
Girl: Yes what!
Boy: Take off my helmet and wear it. It's really bothering me.
Girl: Ok
The next day in the paper: latest news two people found crashed into a building but only one survived.
The truth is that the boy realized half-way down the road that his brakes broke so he had the girl tell him that she loved him, give him one last kiss, and wear his helmet so that ment she would be safe even though it ment that he would die.

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Sunday, July 3, 2005

   A Ray of Stupidity
Read them all, you will enjoy them:

Isn't it weird that all year round your parents tell you not to play with fire, but on Independence Day they hand you a package of explosives, a lighter, and say have fun?

Do bald people get dandruff?

If someone's peeing and halfway through they die, would they keep pissing or stop?

Do Jewish vampires avoid crosses or Stars of David?

Why is it that when adults have multiple personalities it's schizophrenia, but when a child has imaginary friends it's cute?

Can you put a gay man in a straight jacket?

If Hooters were to become a door-to-door service would they have to change
their name to Knockers?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

"Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you're up to."

42.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot.

"I didn't lose my mind, I sold it on ebay."

Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway

None of us are virgins, life has screwed us all

Everyone wants to go to heaven, but they don't want to die.

"God made mud, God made dirt, God made guys so girls could flirt!"

There are 3 kinds of people in this world...those you want things to
happen, those that make things happen, and those who just wonder what the hell happened
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Saturday, June 25, 2005

   Just Stupid
My church tells people not to have sex with there sister...but god made Adam and Eve and only Adam and Eve and they had a son and a daughter Kane and Able....So how are we here? Somebody had to have sex with there sister
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Thursday, June 16, 2005

   And Screaming


Your rise and fall
Back up against the wall
What goes around is coming back and haunting you
It's time to quit
Cause you ain't worth the shit
Under my shoes or the piss on the ground

No one loves you and you know it
Don't pretend that you enjoy it or you don't care
Cause now I wouldn't lie or tell you all the things you want
to hear.
Cause I hate you

I heard your sick
Sucked on that cancer stick
A throbbing tumor and a radiation high
Shit out of luck
And now your time is up
It brings me pleasure just to know you're going to die

Dickhead, Fuckface, cock smoking, mother fucking, asshole,
dirty twat, waste of semen, I hope you die

Red eye, code blue
I'd like to strangle you
And watch your eyes bulge right out of your skull
When you go down
Head first into the ground
I'll stand above you just to piss on your grave
-not to anyone in TheOtaku-
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Saturday, June 11, 2005

   Monster minds


Philosophy...the more i dive in it...the more its not just famous quotes people say and get ingraved inyo history.Its people swimming in thehuman phsyche and finally figuering why people do what they do.Like me...ive shown my crazy stories(which ill post in the summer) to my peers...they thought i was insane...which lead me to beleive that creativity is banished unless in mainstream.
That pisses me off
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Sunday, June 5, 2005

   Control The Philosopher

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