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Sunday, July 3, 2005
A Ray of Stupidity
Read them all, you will enjoy them:
Isn't it weird that all year round your parents tell you not to play with fire, but on Independence Day they hand you a package of explosives, a lighter, and say have fun?
Do bald people get dandruff?
If someone's peeing and halfway through they die, would they keep pissing or stop?
Do Jewish vampires avoid crosses or Stars of David?
Why is it that when adults have multiple personalities it's schizophrenia, but when a child has imaginary friends it's cute?
Can you put a gay man in a straight jacket?
If Hooters were to become a door-to-door service would they have to change
their name to Knockers?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
"Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you're up to."
42.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot.
"I didn't lose my mind, I sold it on ebay."
Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway
None of us are virgins, life has screwed us all
Everyone wants to go to heaven, but they don't want to die.
"God made mud, God made dirt, God made guys so girls could flirt!"
There are 3 kinds of people in this world...those you want things to
happen, those that make things happen, and those who just wonder what the hell happened
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