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Tuesday, July 19, 2005


   Special Fred
Now some of you politicaly correct assholes might get offended so dont read...and to everyone else...Enjoy

"Special Fred"
When I was a boy of ten
I had a very best friend
Fred was kind with good intent
but just a little different

Special Fred, mama dropped him on his head
Now hes not so bright instead
Hes a little bit special
Just a little bit...

...We'd play tag and hed get hurt
I played soldier hed eat dirt
I liked math and the spelling bee
Fred liked talking to a tree

Special Fred, mama dropped him on his head
Now she keeps him in the shed
Cause hes a little bit special
just a little bit...

...I ran track hung out in malls
Fred ran head first into walls
I had girls and lots of clothes
Fred had names for all his toes

Special Fred, mama dropped him on his head
Now he thinks hes a peice of bread
Cause hes a little bit special
just a little bit...

One day talking to special Fred
He grabbed a brick and swung at my head
as he laughed at me thats when i knew
that special fred had just made me special too

Now i laugh as i count bugs
I give strangers great big Hugs
Next to me Fred is fine
Yeah! Hes a fucking Einstein

Special Fred and me
now we're not right in the head you see
now we're not so bright instead
were a little bit special
just a little bit special
That bastard Fred made me special
just a little bit
Just a little bit special

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