Friday, May 2, 2008

   I do stupid things 88% of the time!!!!!!
> 1. [] Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it
> on, and had everything fly out
> 2. [x] Gotten your head stuck between the stair

> railings
> 3. [x] Broken a chair by leaning back in it
> 4. [x] Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were

> talking lol!!!
> 5. [x] Choked on your own spit while you were talking
> 6. [X] Had people tell you that you are blonde when
> you're not, or had had people tell you that your
> highlights are going to your head
> 7. [x] Been caught staring at your crush by your crush
> himself/herself
> 8. [x] Have looked for something for at least 10 min
> then realized it was in your hand
> 9. [x]Tried to push open a door that said pull
> 10. [x]Tried to pull open a door that said push.
> total: 9/10
> 11. [ x ] Have actually believed someone when they said

> that they knew how to make a love potion
> 12. [x] Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit
> something else
> 13. [x] Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs
> 14. [x] Have actually exploded marshmallows in the

> microwave
> 15. [] Have gotten gum stuck in your hair
> 16. [x] Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow

> a bubble
> 17. [x] Have had the juice from a mini tomato/orange
> squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it-
> 18. [X]Have had your drink come out your nose because you
> were laughing so hard
> 19. [x] Have called one of your good friends by the wrong
> name
> 20. [x] Have skinned your toe because you were playing
> soccer or kickball with flip flops on, or you were running
> barefoot.
> total: 18/20

> 21. [x] Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was
> there, and went out in public with it on
> 22. [] Have fallen out of a moving vehicle
> 23. [x] Have run into an open door
> 24. [] Have almost shot someone with a real gun while
> trying to shoot something else
> 25. [x] Searched for your cell phone while you were

> talking on it
> 26. [x] It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke
> 27. [] Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
> 28. [] Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan
> 29. [x] Tripped on a bump in the sidewalk
> 30. [x] Said o'clock after saying how many min after
> the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock
> running total: 18/30
> 31. [x] After someone told you that there was gum on the

> ground, you stepped in it
> 32. [x] Put on a white shirt even though you already knew
> it was raining outside
> 33. [XXXXXXXX]Have ever walked up to a stranger because you
> thought they were someone else
> 34. [] Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/ off their
> property
> 35. [x] Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan,
> etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot
> 36 . [x] Taken off your clothes to change into something
> else then ally put the old clothes back on
> 37. [x] Wondered why something wasn't working then
> realized it wasn't plugged in
> 38. [x] Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in
> the cupboard
> 39. [x] Walked into a pole
> 40. [x] Wore two different earrings or shoes on
>
running total: 33/40

>
41. [x] Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without
> realizing it then left your house
> 42. [x] Tried to take a picture of someone's eye with
> the flash on
> 43. [x] Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put
> it on even though you knew it was too small
> 44. [x] Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper

> stuck to your shoe without realizing it
> 45. [x] Went to go do something or go get something, then
> when you got there forgot what is was that you were going
> to do
> 46. [x] Picked up someone else's drink an d drank out
> of it on when your drink was right next to it
> 47. [xxxx] Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick
> something up
> 48. [x] Have poked yourself in the eye
> 49. [] Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on
> 50. [] Melted your hairbrush w
>
running total: 41/50
>
51. [x] Have done enough stupid things to make a test

> 52. [x] Have ally stabbed yourself with a pencil
> 53. [x] Have sung the wrong verse to a song without
> realizing it
> 54. [x] Have given an odd answer to a question because you
> didn't hear the question in the first place and
> didn't feel like asking what it was
> 55. [x] Told someone you were the wrong age because you

> seriously forgot how old you were
> 56. [x]Looked into an overhead purposefully while it was on
> 57. [x] Got up early and go t ready for school, then
> realized that you didn't have school/work that day- I
> did that with two hour late start...
> 58. [x] Forgot your own phone number
> 59. [x] Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to
> watch out for it
> 60. [x] Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else
> thought was funny
>
running total: 51/60
>
61. [x] Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice

> versa
> 62. [x] Said ''funner'', then had someone
> make fun of you for it
> 63. [x] Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same

> sentence
> 64. [x] Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person
> 65. [x] Didn't do the backside of an assignment
> because you thought that there wasn't one because you
> had already looked and forgot that there was another side
> 66. [x] Did more work than you had to on an assignment
> because you didn't read the directions:(
> 67. [x] Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then
> figured out that you were the one that was wrong
> 68. [x] Put something in a special place so that you would
> reme mber where it was, then forgot where you put it
> 69. [x] Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of
> liquid and had it splash out
> 70. [x] Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had
> said, and got caught
>
running total: 60/70
>
71. [x] When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from

> your face and let go so that they would come back and snap
> you in the face
> 72. [x] Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before
> you replaced the light bulb
> 73. [x] Ran into a door jam
> 74. [x] Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid

> things, then immediately did/said something stupid
> 75. [x] Told someone to watch out for something, then you
> were the one that ran into it
> 76. [x] Have purposely licked playground sand

> 77. [x] Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself
> with a rubber band
> 78. [x] Have been so hyper that someone actually thought
> you were drunk. (well Megan and I do that all the time)
> 79. [x] Have been so hyper you actually scared people
> 80. [x] Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to

> see if it would pull your hairs out
>
running total: 70/80
> 81. [x] Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair


> then pulled it off (no i watched a friend do that though,
> he screamed really loud and he blamed his mom)
> 82. [x] Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured
> out that it hurt, then did it again
> 83. [x] Sat and wondered why men's dress shirts have a

> loop on the back- Wait why do they?
> 84. [x] Made up a code name for someone or something, so
> that you could talk about them to someone else and no one
> else would know what you were talking about
> 85. [x]Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair
> 86. [x] Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at
> someone in a restaurant
> 87. [] Shaved your tongue because you thought your t aste
> buds looked weird
> 88. [x] When at a restaurant, you used your spoon to fling

> stuff at people
> 89. [] Have flung forks at people in a restaurant
> 90. [x] Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it
> running total: 78/90

> 91. [x] As you were writing, you moved your head back and
> forth with your pen/pencil
> 92. [x] Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then
> named them
> 93. [x] Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper
> 94. [x] Have used somebody else's toothbrush without

> even realizing it wasn't yours
> 95. [x] Started telling a story and forget what you were
> talking about, or what happened in the story
> 96. [x] When you saw a ''beware of dog''

> sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not
> realizing they owned the dogs
> 97. [x]You have spelled your own name wrong before
> 98. [x] When lying in bed, you look for pictures in the
> texture of the ceiling
> 99. [x] Have used your calculator as a form of
> communication in class
> 100. [x] Have popped a balloon in your mouth
> Final Total 88/100


> Nowthat you have your final score, repost this as 'I do
> stupid things 84%of the time' and don't forget to

> send this to all your friends including me!!
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