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Tuesday, August 12, 2008

Again, what the heck?
Again, it's early in the morning. It's 1:49 am. And there seems to be a cow in my neighborhood. I keep on hearing, "Muuuuuu! Muuuuuu! MuuuuuuUUU!" It's getting weird. I live in a big town, so there's not supposed to be cows here. Odd.

And I'm freaking out because I swear something was stalking me. I heard a thump on my roof, and a rustle of the tree when there's no wind.

I've been reading too many vampire books lately, so I thought it might be a vampire, and envisioned this.

Sexy vampire: *chuckle* Hello there, little one.
Me in dumpy pajamas: ....
Sexy vampire: *laugh* Are you scared of me?
Me: No sh**!
Vampire: *laugh*
Me: Was it you on the roof and in the tree?
Vampire: Yes and no. I was on the roof, but my gay brother is in the tree. He's trying to spy on your brother.
Me: Oh. Well, I'm pretty sure my bro is straight...

Yeah.... Don't let me think after a certain point at night. I go CRAZY.

MuuUUUU!!!! Attack of the vampire cows!
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