Friday, August 11, 2006

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it's 7:46 and i doubt i will have alot of comments :( but i will not post anything tomorrow so i'll make this new...well my cousin aka DJ donut said...well beg me to post her story on otaku so i did and it's kinda late right now...but aleast you got it! ^^ well here it is
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Hey, you guys want to hear a story? Well, it doesn’t matter if you do or not, I’ll tell you anyway, it all started out with an idea…
One day, Gai sensei and Rock Lee had nothing to do since they had already finished training and running laps toward the sunset.
“I know!” said Gai. “We should make a movie “That’s a great idea!” said Lee. “Lee!” Gai said. “Sensei!” Lee said. And to make a long story short, they hugged with the sunset as the background, as usual, moving onto the…!

Auditions!
“All right, people! The auditions are now in session!” said Gai. “Does it sound like were in court, or is it just me?” asked Naruto while blowing on his ramen. “Did I ever tell you how stupid you are?” asked Sakura. “You do all the time.” Said Naruto.” Now, Lee here will tell you how the auditions work,” said Gai. “Everyone will be given a chance to audition for each part unless they have already been given a part,” said Lee. “Lee will be keeping track of the parts that are being given so he will not be participating,” said Gai. “Okay! We need someone as Sasuke! Chouji, you’re up first!” said Gai. “Okay, I’m ready!” Chouji said as he finished his third pack of chips. “This is stupid, why can’t they just let everyone play as themselves?” asked Shikamaru. “Duh, cause’ they’re stupid!” said Ino. “Okay! Sasuke, your next!” said Gai.

(a/n: Okay, just so you know I’m skipping the part that they audition…well, some of it…) “No, no, no! You’re doing it all wrong, Sasuke!” said Gai. “Well, how do you want me to do it? Like Chouji?” said Sasuke. “Yes! Exactly like Chouji! But since I think that you have to show your best act the first time, and Chouji’s performance was WAY better, I’ll give the part to Chouji!” Said Gai. “WHAT? I’m not letting some fatso play as me!” said Sasuke. “What did you just call me?” asked Chouji. “That’s right! I called you a fatso!” said Sasuke. “Hey man, don’t you think that was kinda harsh?” asked Naruto. “Bring it!” said Chouji, and to make a long story short, they fought, settled down, and the auditions went on. “Okay, now that we FINALLY got Chouji off of Sasuke, let’s move on to the part for Sakura!” said Gai in a cheerful kind of way. “Sakura you’re up first!” (a/n: This is the part I skipped, and don’t worry! Their lines will be in the movie!) “Sakura, no hard feelings, but your performance was very poor,” Gai said. Sakura, holding back her anger about what he said, sat back quietly to her seat as Ino took the stage. (a/n: Let’s fast forward, shall we?)

“Ino that was an extraordinary performance!” said Gai wiping his eyes. “See, Sakura? I AM better than you!” said Ino. “You’re going to take the part as Sakura!” “WHAT? HOW CAN SHE GET THE PART AS ME?” said Sakura jumping out of her seat. “Calm down, Sakura! It’s only an audition!” said Sasuke. “Calm down? CALM DOWN? How am I supposed to calm down when Ino got my part?” yelled Sakura. “Yeah, Sakura, calm down! Besides, I’m not taking the part, you want to know why? I’ll tell you why, because I don’t want to be a big-fore-headed-fat- pink-hairy-monster on my first movie debut!” said Ino. “WHAT DID YOU SAY?” said Sakura. “That’s right, I said that you’re a big-fore-headed-fat-pink-hairy -monster!” said Ino. “GRRRR! Hmph! So I feel sorry for the person who’s going to play as you because then they’ll have to be big, purple, DINOSAUR!” said Sakura. “WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME?” said Ino. “That’s right, I just called you BARNEY!” said Sakura. “Why’s that huh? You don’t have any proof that I even like Barney!” said Ino. “Oh yeah? Then why do you wear so much purple? Trying to express your love to Barney?” asked Sakura. “What’s going on?” asked Naruto with mouth full of ramen. “The usual,” said Sasuke. “Hey, let’s not fight okay ladies?” said Lee. “Shut up!” said Sakura. “THAT’S IT!” Said Ino, “I’M GONNA BUST YOUR FOREHAED SO YOU WOULDN’T BE SUCH A AIRHEAD!” -and to make your time worth while, they started fighting (a/n: with lots of screaming, yeah, can’t have a fight with girls in it without screaming!), calmed down (a/n: though it did take a while.), and got to back the auditions. “Well that was a crazy cat fight, ha-ha…heh….okay; let’s get back to the auditions, shall we?” said Gai. “Now let’s see,…oh here we go! The role for Ino! Naruto! Why don’t you try for this part? I bet you’ll do great!” said Gai. “Uhh…,first Ino’s a girl and I’m a guy,…so I don’t think I will be good at that part ,and besides, I’m a guy and she’s a girl, right? Hehehehehe, right?” Asked Naruto hopelessly as he knew Gai wouldn’t change his mind. “Alright! Alright! Fine!” said Naruto angrily.

(a/n: yeah, you know what happens next, right? Right? Yeah, I’m not kidding, Naruto really gets the part as Ino and Ino’s like ‘what?’ and then Gai would be like,’ Naruto! What a great performance! that’s the best I seen today!’ and everyone would be like ‘no way!’ –And then,-and then they have a crazy fight and then who comes up to be the top dog? Naruto? Sasuke? Sakura? Nope! Not even close! It was-what? What do you want? I’m busy telling a story! I know mom! –Sorry about that, but not only did they have a big fight! They had a big fight with-with-….ZZzzzZZZZzzzzZZ-Oh what? Sorry kind of dozed off there…because this story is kinda long, anyway they got in a fight and, wait a sec that’s in the movie,…. sorry to get you all exited. But after the auditions, they all went to the ramen shop. But now we can move onto…)

The movie!

“Okay, let’s get started!” said Gai. “Everyone! Get in your places! Lights. Camera, action!” said Gai. “Wait! I need to go to the bathroom!” said Chouji “Alright, hurry up,” said Gai.

5 minutes later…

“Alright! Take 2!” said Gai. (a/n: Okay, I have to fast forward here, because it took a couple takes…) “Okay, take 251! And let’s make this one the finale one, okay?” said Gai. “OMG! Naruto’s skirt is on fire!” screamed Shikamaru. “How did that happen?” asked Lee. “I don’t want to know,” said Kiba. (a/n: Oh, soooo sorry about that.) You don’t want to know what happened there, anyway let’s fast forward some more.) “Alright! Take 252! Let’s make this a blockbuster,” said Gai. “Gosh, if we have to take one more take I’m quitting!” said Ino. “Let’s get in your places,” said Gai. “Lights, camera, action!” said Gai. (a/n: Just so you guys know, when the characters say there lines, it will be the part they play as/then their real selves, and this takes place on a mountain.) “Oh no! The vicious mountain lion is going to eat us all!” said Sakura/Ino. “I’m to young to die!” exclaimed Ino/Naruto. “Who can save us?” asked Tenten/Sakura. “Look! That thing in the air?” asked Sasuke/Chouji. “It’s a fuzzy eyebrow idiot that’s wasting everyone’s time,” said the real Sasuke in his mind. “It’s the great Rock Lee,” said Shikamaru/Kiba. “He will save us all,” said Neji/Hinata. “He is the best,” said Naruto/Shikamaru. “Yes, I will save you from this fearsome lion!” said Lee and defeated the lion with a kick (a/n: and some other stuff, but this was shorter.) “Wow! How did you get so strong?” asked Shino/Tenten. “Please tell us, Lee!” said Chouji/Shino. “Well, I train everyday!” said Lee and smiled with his sparkly teeth. “No wonder!” said Hinata/Neji. “How taught you such things?” asked Kiba/Sasuke. “My wonderful sensei-” started Lee, but was soon interrupted by-

“Batman?” asked everyone confused by the strange visit. “Sorry to interrupt, but have you seen an evil clown anywhere?” Batman asked. “He went that way,” said Ino/Naruto. “Thank you very much young lady,” said Batman. “Hey, I’m a guy. GUY!” shouted Naruto, but he left before their very eyes. “As I was saying, my sensei, Guy, makes sure that I train-“said Lee, but was interrupted by-

“Jackie Chan?” Rock Lee asked. “What are you doing here?” “Gasp for air Sorry, bad guys chasing me, oh! I got to run! Bye!” and left with a trail of people following behind him. “I wonder what movie they’re making next,” asked Shino/Tenten. “Anyway, where was I? Ah, yes, Guy sensei makes sure I train everyday and that I never miss a-“said Lee, but was interrupted by-(a/n: okay, you may be thinking,’ oh great! Who is it this time? Michael Jackson? Tom Cruise? Maria Carey? Eww, no way! Not even close! It’s-)

“Bruce Lee?” everyone exclaimed. “I thought you were dead!” said Kiba/Sasuke. “My spirit lives on forever!” said Bruce Lee. “Hey you, the guy with fuzzy eyebrows, have you seen my son?” he asked pointing at Lee. “No, I do not know where your son is and my name is not ‘hey you’ it’s Rock Lee,” Lee replied back. “Hey are you trying to copy me? Oh well, I don not have time to chitchat, I must find the person who killed my son!” said Bruce Lee and was off in a flash. “OKAY…I am going to hurt someone if I get interrupted again-“and who comes in the scene? Well, it is someone you won’t expect…

“Barney?” asked Sakura/Ino. “THA’S IT!” SCREAMED Lee. (And let’s fast forward some; we don’t want to see Barney get beat down do we?) “Oh! That wasn’t supposed to bend that way!” said Ino/Naruto. (a/n: Oh, sorry, let’s fast forward here…) ”Whoa, Rock Lee IS amazing!” said Sasuke/Chouji. “Cut! That was a great job!” said Gai sensei. “Lee! I am so proud of you!” “Sensei!” said Lee (a/n: and they hug and sunset, yeah you pretty much get the idea.) “Ehh, let’s go to the ramen shop,” said the real Naruto and everyone agreed and left those two ‘alone’.

2 weeks later, the reviews…

“I think this movie is amazing!” said the 1st critic.
“That Ino-(a/n: Which is really Naruto) girl is hot,” said the 2nd reviewer.
“Man, this movie stinks!” said the 3rd person.
“I never seen such,-such action…” said the 4th observer. (a/n: I use different words, they make me sound smarter.)
“I never thought there was a movie in the world that was going to be this good!” exclaimed the last witness.
“Okay, how many stars is this worth?” asked the 2nd reviewer.
“5 stars!” said everyone except the 3rd person.
“Why isn’t worth 5 stars?” they asked.
“It,-well,-it was great it’s just that,-I- I wanted it to be more, you know, drama…” the 3rd person answered.
“Well, we know you everything to be drama, but you can’t have everything like General Hospital!” they comforted the 3rd person.
“Okay, it’s 5 stars.” The 3rd person claimed.
“You know, this is probably the first time we agreed that a movie was the same amount of stars,” said the 1st critic.
“I still think Nacho Libra was ½ a star!” said the last witness.
“Now don’t start on that again!” said the 2nd reviewer.
(a/n: And to make a long story short, they fought but you probably know about that already, but you know as well as I do, I don’t leave it at that! Because someone just happens to be bored enough to sneak inside the movie theater and play a prank but instead overheard what they were talking about, ad that is the one and only, as you know it, Naruto.) “Whoa! 5 stars?” thought Naruto. “Man, I got to tell Sakura!” And with that, he left, after putting silly-spray in the people’s hair. (a/n: I thought Naruto would leave without pulling a prank?) But when Naruto finally finds Sakura, he finds himself among a crowd of people surrounding Rock Lee and Gai Sensei. “Please give me your autograph!” someone screeched. “What’s going on?” asked Naruto. “I don’t know,” replied Sakura. “Guess what?” said Naruto. “The movie we were in got 5 stars!” “NO WAY!” exclaimed Sakura.

“I heard with my own ears! I was in the movie theater pulling pranks and they all agreed it was worth 5 stars!” said Naruto. “But how?” asked Sakura. Soon, the news spread all over the world and everyone was in love with the hit and Rock Lee and Gai became famous. And you may be thinking, ‘Right. Like that movie got 5 stars. This is all in your head, err, my head’. But what can I say, gossip these days aren’t always true, and sometime they are. So you can think whatever you want, I am still telling a story… that will be continued, or maybe not. Because you won’t believe that this is true and if you do, then I can’t help you there. So I won’t tell anymore… or, I mean I can’t tell you anymore because the rest is secret ( a/n: I might tell you, I’m not sure), but I can tell you this, under those fuzzy eyebrows, bobbed hair and freaky eyelashes, there is someone you didn’t know…

To be continued?
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well i hoped you like it! i helped! so don't forget to give me credit...lol j/k! well while i'm at it might as well do the usual! lets see...um...well i think about two days ago wensday i visit and comment everyone's site that update! ^_^ first time in like FORVER! and after that we went bowling(we go about once a week) and yesterday i got my hair chop off! my hair was usually in a pony tail and it's about to my waist i think so i got it cut it's not that short! long enough for me to have it in a pony tail and i got bangs!! i havent got that since the 3rd grade and that's like 7 years ago! but i did visit everyone that update maybe around 12 so i'm sorry if i didn't get to everyone's site!

well on a different note today is the LAST friday, saterday, and sunday of SUMMER! T.T :( DX i HATE that! atleast monday is a half day! i don't know how often i'll be here so if you are cleaning your friend list pm me so i'll know cuz i don't want people to delete me! well if you haven't notice i got some music on my site so my site can be alittle more enjoyable! cuz my site sucks! GAA!!! i don't have much to say! my life is SOOOOOOOO....BORING! I couldn't pick a better name! well i did watch the last espidoe of s-CRY-ed and let me tell ya! i didn't like the ending! i mean i never talk about one of my favorite show but that was one of the worst ending i have ever seen! i'm soo sad! and to make it worst! last night was suppose to be the last episode of Fullmetal Alchemist on Adultswim well when i turn it on it was Inuyasha! i mean i love that episode and all it's just my brother haven't seen the last episode yet and they just cut it off! i mean i could just watch it on youtube but it's not the same! gaa i'm mad! well atleast they will have Inuyasha the 3rd movie! ^^ i can't wait!!! i got writen down! and of course i won't miss it so why do i? hm...*thinking...*

today i watch She's the Man and that movie was funny be besides that i didn't do much...well i was thinkin in the shower(again) on what i read on myspace and it made me think! alot! i'll let you read it!~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Everyone 14 and older must read this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Body: 14 n older read..i wish things were this simple now!!!!
Body: Everyone 14 and older must read this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i kno it is long but think of the memories it brings!!!!

Before Sidekicks & iPods.

Before MIKE JONES

Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX.

Before the 5 hours(5min) of homework you put off every night.

WHEN LIGHT UP SNEAKERS WERE KOOL

When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.

When gas was $0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was a new thing.

When we recorded stuff on VCRs & paid $3.50 for a movie.

When we called the radio station to request songs to hear off our walkmans.

When 2Pac and Biggie where alive.

When the Chicago Bulls were the best team ever.




Way back..........

Tag.

Hide-n-Go Seek at dusk.

Red Light, Green Light.

Heads Up 7 Up.

Playing kickball & dodgeball until your porch light came on.

Hopscotch.

Slip-n-Slides.

Tree Houses.

Hula Hoops.

Skip-its.

Reading R.L. Stine's Goose Bumps.

The annoying Nano Pets & Furbies.

Running through the sprinklers.


Crying when Mufasa died in the Lion King.


Happy Meals where you chose a Barbie or a Hot Wheels car.

Getting the privelage to sit in the front seat of the car.

Drinking Sqeeze It "Squeeze The Fun Out Of It."

But wait....

Watching Saturday Morning Cartoons in your PJ's still wrapped up in your Garfield comforter.

Hey Arnold, Doug, Rugrats.

The original Power Rangers

Or what about....

The Secret Life of Alex Mac.

Ren & Stimpy.

Double Dare.

Rocko's Modern Life.

AAAHH!! REAL MONSTERS.

Wild & Crazy Kids.

Clarissa Explains it All.

Salute Your Shorts.

Are You Afraid of the Dark?

The original cast members of All That.

Kenan & Kel.

The Magic School Bus.

Flash Forward.

Pete and Pete.

Legends of the Hidden Temple.

Hey Dude.

Dinosaurs.

Pinky and the Brain.

Blossom.

Hangin' With Mr. Copper.

Wishbone.

Bill-Nye the Science Guy.

Kablamm.

Who could forget Snick? & Nick @ Nite with Bewitched, I Dream of Jeanie, The Facts of Life, & I Love Lucy.

Where everyone wanted to be in love after watching The Wonder Years.

Or Nick Jr. with Face.

Gulah-Gulah Island.

Little Bear.

Under the Umbrella Tree.

The Busy World of Richard Scary.

The Adventures of Winnie the Pooh.

Kool-Aid was the drink of choice.

Wearing your new shoes on the first day of school.

Class field trips.

When Christmas was the most exciting time of year.

When $5 seemed like a million, & another dollar a miracle.

When you begged to go to McDonalds for dinner everyday.

When Toys 'R' Us overuled the mall.

Go back to the time when.....

Argument's were only started when it came to who was gonna be the redranger.

Decisions were made by going 'eeny-meeny-miney-moe'.

Mistakes were corrected by simply exclaiming 'do over!'

'Race issue' ment arguing about who ran the fastest.

Money issues were handled by whoever was banker in 'Monopoly'.

It wasn't odd to have two or three 'best' friends.

Being old referred to anyone over 20.

A chance to skate as a couple at the local roller rink was like winning the lottery.

Scrapes & bruises were kissed & made better.

It was a big deal to finally be tall enough to ride the 'big people' rides at the fair.

When playing Nintendo was the hardest thing ever.

When Ninja Turtles ruled the world.

When Lisa Frank was the raddest thing ever.

When a candy bar at the grocery store was the highlight of your day.

When coupons collected all year could get you a prize in your class auction.

When the only thing you cried over was your mom being late to pick you up.

When stress was addition and subtraction.

When friendships were as complicated as who's house to sleep over.

When shaving cream was just meant for play.

When a first kiss only lead to cooties.

When Valentines Day meant cards for all.

When birthdays were a class event.

When a friend moving away was the saddest day of your life.

When the summer lasted forever.

When time didn't matter.

These were the days we hadn't realized escaped us until it's all brought back.

Repost if these things mean something to you, and you get the personal images of when you were a kid Everyone 14 and older must read this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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well forget about reposting it you don't have too...well anyway i was thinkin on how i use to watch every cartoon show they have! Ed, Edd, and Eddy, spongebob squarepants, and someother shows i can't think of at the moment! well i really cut down! i haven't wait any cartoons! well the only one's i watch is inuyasha, fullmetal alchemist, well bacisally ANIME! sometimes i just think "what made me like the dumb show?" not anime if you are think! but about that i use to be all over anime! if i miss just one little episode i would die! but now i'm like it doesn't matter that much! i mean that's good for me! i'm living a better life! doesn't mean that i hate anime OH NO! i'm still goin to love it with my heart! just not the much feelin as it use to!

well sorry if my story about that was boring! here are some questions! sorry no video again! it's just i haven't been on youtube lately and i got you something to read!

1.) do you think my life is boring?
2.) how much do you know me?
3.) baths or showers? i know REALLY random! well ttyl!

my answers!
1.) YES! all i do is sit down and complain! kinda like shikamaru lol
2.) i think i know myself pretty good! lol
3.) showers! it's faster! (well not to me i take hours might as well be baths cuz i take soo long!)

well i hope you have fun!
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