Thursday, October 4, 2007

Hey
well u know i wont be on as much as usual so im gona skip that ^^ i been so bored lately so many esays to write and all of them got turned in today *sigh* oh well my story is going along good just not as good as usual to much work to do not enough time and my moms still on my case i think its because my dads not here its the same thing with my other friends whos dad is in africa and he mom is as uptigh as mine lately other than that life is good. hope u guys dont miss me too much ill try to get as many pm's answered right now so ill talk to ya ^^

Dirty Nursery rhymes

Mama bear and papa bear were walking through the forest
Mama bear told papa bear “Come and eat my pourage”
Papa bear told mama bear “do you think I’m sick!”
Papa bear told mama bear “suck this bad ass dick”

My momma and your momma was talking little shit
My momma called your momma a bull diking ass bitch

Humpty dumty fell off a wall
Humpty dumty had a great fall
All the king horses and all the kings men
Couldn’t get that fat mother fucker back together again

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch some marijuana. Jack got high and dropped his fly and said "Do you wanna?" Jill said "yes" and dropped her dress and then they had some fun. Silly Jill forgot her pill and now they have a son!


sorry i couldnt help myself can you belive this was an actuall song ill try to find it it has more verses but i forgot them

here are some more that arent dirty i think depends ^^

MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB
Her father shot it dead.
Now it goes to school with her,
Between two hunks of bread.

LITTLE MISS MUFFET
Sat on a tuffet,
Her clothes all tattered and torn.
It was not the spider
that crept up beside her
But Little Boy Blue and his horn.

SIMPLE SIMON Met a Pieman
Going to the fair.
Said Simple Simon to the Pieman,
"What have you got there?"
Said the Pieman unto Simon,
"Pies, you dumb@ss!"

HUMPTY DUMPTY Sat on a wall
Humpty dumpty had a great fall.
All the kings horses and all the kings men
Had scrambled eggs for breakfast again.

HEY DIDDLE, DIDDLE,
The cat did a piddle,
All over the bedside clock.
The little dog laughed to see such fun
When the cat died of electric shock.

GEORGIE PORGY Puddin' Pie
Kissed the girls and made them cry.
When the boys came out to play,
He kissed them too, 'cause he was gay.

THERE WAS A LITTLE GIRL
Who had a little curl
Right in the middle of her forehead.
And when she was good,
She was very, very good,
But when she was bad,
She got a fur coat, jewels, and a sports car.

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