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Thursday, February 26, 2004


   Readers, let me educate you... ^_^
Okay, are you all comfortable? Good, because I have decided to outline to you what I mean when I say "Worship the Prettiness" (aisde from worshipping the ground at Greg Sanders' feet ^_~)

Okay, here's some definitions ^_^

Funkiness
A character can be a Funkiness (proper noun, make sure the capital F is there) when he's a groovy character, but not an amazing looker. An example would be Seamus Harper (Andromeda), who is an extremely witty character, but just doesn't qualify for Bishiness status (more on that later ^_~) Jack O'Neill (Stargate SG-1), Samwise Gamgee (Lord of the Rings) and Jake (Jake 2.0) are three more examples of the Funkiness.

Bishiness
Okay - to qualify as a Bishiness (another proper noun, give it it's respectful capital B) a character (or actor in this case ^_~) must be physically attractive, but have a sucky, cardboard cut-out character. An example of this is Warrick Brown (CSI)... I'm sure there's more, but none come to mind...

Prettiness
Okay, then we have Prettiness (again with the proper noun!) which is basically a Funkiness and a Bishiness. Daniel Jackson (Stargate SG-1), Greg Sanders (CSI), Frodo Baggins (Lord of the Rings), Jonas Quinn (Stargate SG-1).

NOTE: Ficitonal characters can be "Honourable" (capital H - proper nouns again ^_~) in any of the said categories. For example, Loki (Matantei Loki Ragnarok) is an Honourary Prettiness, and Domo-kun is an Honourary Funkiness ^_~

There... hope you've been educated ^_^

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