Sunday, July 1, 2007

   I'M BACK!!!!!YEY!!!^_^
I can't believe I lived 13 days without my computer!!!!O.O..... Anyways, How's everyone been doing? Our vacation was ok I guess... except my dad made it sooo funny!!!^_^ U won't believe what happened!!!

Ok... so we traveled up to Telluride, a beautifun place ( if u havn't been there I definetly recomend it!!!), and we stood in one of the condoes (sp.) in Mountain Village. My dad is the type of person that will walk up to anyone and stary a conversation or crack a joke!!! It tends to get anoying, but otherwise my dad is great!!!^_^ Well, back to my story, my dad went into the lobbyish place and there were 3 people there... a girl and two guys... so he starts talking to them. Then he started telling them about something that happened the previous day, or was it 2 days ago? Whatever...
---------------Flashback 2 days ago------------
We went to see the...Native American... houses carved out of the cliff...placeish majiger (sorry, I'm geographicaly impaired) and my dad was walking with my mom with his arm around her neck, then he turned to the guy that was standing at a booth and asks "is it allowed for me to walk like this with my wife?" and the guy replied "only if we take turns" trying to outsmart my dad (always a good move), but it didn't exactly work since my dad turned to him, put his arm around the guys neck, and said "ok, now it's ur turn..."
---------------Back to original story------------
Well the people started laughing and continued the conversation. Menwhile (sp.) Uncle Allen (he's not realy my uncle, but we call him that 'cuz he's real close... and he was traveling with us and his wife and another family...) was sitting behind my dad using the internet on his laptop. Well, as my dad always does, he starts telling jokes, and he told one that goes something like this...
--------------- Joke------------------
There was a man that went to a hotel but they were out of rooms... a guy over heard this and offered to share a room with him since there were two beds and only one guy. So they agreed but the man worned him saying..."I feel sorry for you though, 'cuz I snore very loud and u won't be able to sleep" man#2 replied "no problem!" Well, they go int the room, man#2 (the guy who offered the room) went to take a shower, dressed up and got ready to go to bed. Right before he go in bed (btw man#1 was already in bed) he leaned over man#1 and kissed him on the lips... then said "good night babe" and went to bed.... because man#2 was afraid that man#1 was gay, he stood up all night solving the "snoring problem".^_^
(just so there's no misunderstanding, I have nothing against gay people... I have many friends who are gay and I'm proued of it!!!^_^)
------------Back to story--------------------
Every1 laughed and one of the guys did the girly hand motion thingy and sait "oh, I love that". Yup, he was gay. the funny thing though is that you or me could "pick him out" of a crowd easily but my dad is THAT clueless!!! He didn't find out untill the next day when Allen told him!!!
Then later on we were walking in town at night (btw the Blue Grass Festival was taking place the next day... after we left) and many people were drunk. My sister (Zakuro Fuiiwara) and I were walking down the street a few yards ahead of out group (don't want to be seen with them ^_^) and this drunk guy passed by, and naturally my dad started talking to him (yes, he didn't realize he was drunk untill later)... great!!!0_0' Well, he was doing the whole wrapper/gangster moves and the "dab that" but my dad was staring(sp.) at his fist like... I don't know... untill we showed him what it was!!! Later on when we came home we went to visit my cousins (that live a block away) and he said "hey guys, guess what? I learned something new". He tried to do the moves, except his hands were like right in front of his face instead of streached out in front of him (u know what I mean) and he looks like a drunk chicken... or like my cousin said "u look like ur on crack(sp.) -_-

There's more things to say but... a picture is worth a thousand words so I'll try to put together a slideshow... cuz I don't feel like typing any more!!!^_^'
TTYL!!!^_^

P.S. those who wanted to PM me... I cleared out my message box so feel free to do so!!!^_^
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