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Friday, August 19, 2005


  OOoooookay....so the results of my blood tests are in....and it only took me 3 of my mom's medical text books and a medical dictionary to decipher it all....so okay...*clears throat* (Drum roll please)....Everything is optimally perfect...EXCEPT... i have an EXTREMELY low count of monocytes. (Yeah, i didn't know what the hell that meant either) Monocytes are the certain type of white blood cell (5-10% of white blood cells are monocytes) that clean the debris of viruses, bacteria, and foriegn debris after they have been killed. So my body doesn't clean up after the dirty work. (Haha, i'm a slob from the inside out!). My doctor thinks the reason why it's so low is because i never get sick, so there isn't nething for the monocytes to clean up, hence my body stops producing them. The natural system of supply and demand. But I still have to get a couple shots and then i'll be fine. so i'm good! Phew! Thank GOD! So how are you guys?
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