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Sunday, May 1, 2005
do u now jack schit?
Jack is the only son of Uwe Schitt and O. Schitt. Uwe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, a partner of Kneedeep & Schitt Inc.
In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt, and the deeply religious couple produced 6 children: Holie Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins: Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt.
Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt married a distant cousin Dumb Schitt, who never amounted to anything because of being a high school drop out. After being married 15 years Jack and Noe Schit divorced.
Noe Schitt later married Mr. Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them she wanted to keep her previous name. She was known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock.
Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt and they produced a nervous son, Chicken Schitt.
Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers at a dual ceremony. The wedding announcement in the local newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens wedding.
The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd and Hourse. Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new bride, Piza Schitt.
So now if someone says "You don’t know Jack Schitt", you can correct them. Not only do you know Jack Schitt, you know the whole family!
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