| This is my wonderful, weird, awesome, SHITRIFFIC, random survey!! |
| this is my survey |
| if you had a pet earwig what would you name it?: | Bob |
| do you write poems?: | No |
| do you consider plaid a color?: | Yes |
| are you on a diet?: | No |
| are you in a relationship?: | I wish |
| do you have pets?: | Yes |
| what do you like to do in your spare time?: | Play on the comp and figure ways to get that speacial someone to like me |
| what kind of music do you like?: | Christian |
| can a cow turn red if left out in the sun too long?: | No |
| have you ever swallowed a bug?: | Yes |
| have you gotten stung by a bee?: | No |
| does size matter?: | No |
| do you like roses?: | No |
| what color?: | Red if anything |
| do you like food?: | Yes |
| do you think you're too fat?: | Sometimes |
| do you excercise?: | Yes |
| have you ever touched a chicken?: | Yes |
| do you drink?: | No |
| do you smoke?: | No |
| do you do drugs?: | No |
| are you gay?: | HELL NO!!!!!!!!! |
| are you a lesbian?: | I'm a guy, what do you think? |
| are you straight?: | Yes |
| do you like to hug random people?: | Not really |
| are you depressed?: | Yes |
| would you give your second cousin's fourth cousin twice removed a kidney?: | Yes |
| do you go through other people's things: | No |
| do you like clothes?: | Yes |
| do you do the dew?: | Yes |
| do you like parties?: | Yes |
| are you a homebody?: | If I don't know what that is... I'm guessing No |
| do you go out in public?: | Yes |
| do you have pasty skin?: | No |
| do you go to camp?: | Yes |
| are you a senior citizen?: | No |
| do you like senior citizens?: | ... in which way??? |
| is your grandmother alive?: | One of them yes |
| have you ever eaten something that was alive?: | A bug flew into my mouth |
| do you like chocolate?: | Yes |
| do you have plaid pants?: | Yes |
| do you have a band t-shirt?: | No |
| have you ever heard of coheed and cambria?: | No |
| do you eat?: | Yes |
| do you throw up your food?: | No |
| The Opposite Sex |
| should your perfect match be chubby, fat, or skinny?: | Those words are all ofensive She should be herself |
| best hair color?: | Anything but Black and Red |
| best eye color?: | Blue |
| height?: | Shorter than me |
| long or short eye lashes?: | Long |
| their favorite sport?: | Rugby |
| should they be funny?: | Yes |
| should they be sweet?: | Yes |
| should they play an instrument?: | No |
| should they care about you?: | Yes |
| should they love you?: | Yes |
| should they be sympathetic?: | Yes |
| should the guy be a little feminine?: | It would never be a guy |
| should the girl have big boobs?: | Not necessary |
| should they like your friends?: | They don't have too |
| Ok I'm Done With That |
| do you brush after every meal?: | No |
| do you watch tv?: | Yes |
| do you watch nickelodeon?: | I don't have cable |
| do you like pizza?: | Yes |
| if your brother swallowed his girlfriend what would you do?: | ...? |
| do you think santa is real?: | I know he is real |
| who is your favorite reindeer?: | Comet |
| who is your favorite of the seven dwarfs?: | Dopey |
| do you believe in magic?: | No |
| how about fairies?: | No |
| what do you think of gay marriage?: | Wrong |
| abortion?: | Wrong |
| sex before marriage?: | Wrong |
| syblings?: | What about them |
| cousins?: | What aboutt them |
| have you ever bitten someone?: | Yes |
| do you find your grandparents unbearably annoying?: | No |
| do you know how to spell unbearably?: | No |
| can you mow a lawn?: | Yes |
| do you have a job?: | No |
| does food eat you?: | No |
| do you write books?: | I tried but no |
| are you a teenager?: | Yes |
| do you like cake?: | Yes |
| do you have friends?: | Define 'friend' and I'll give you an answer |
| how many?: | I have about 6 'friends' |
| is it summer right now?: | No |
| well this is almost over, but stick around theres more questions: | Ok |
| but i have to fill up these last few spots: | Why |
| so...: | What |
| does your house have roaches?: | No |
| do you have a cat?: | Yes |
| well...........: | What |
| do you watch mtv?: | I don't have cable |
| vh1?: | No |
| do eat chips?: | Yes |
| favorite kind?: | Pringles |
| its almost over: | Woopie |
| do you have a sister?: | Yes |
| whats your middle name?: | Edwardo |
| do you like pictures taken of yourself?: | Don't really care |
| BYE: | Bye |
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