Wednesday, February 9, 2005

   Team America
Monday was the most stressful night I have had in a long time. Here's the deal: I am in a Forensics Lab, and we work in groups of four. On Tuesdays we have lab reports due, and each member of the group writes a portion of the lab paper, and then e-mails it to me so I can fix grammar, and transition all of our different pieces together. Well, come midnight, I didn't have anyone's piece of the paper besides my own. I was freaking out...I even went to their dorm rooms and told them to get their work in to me. I had by big Italian bodyguard come with me to stare them down and intimidate them...it was 1:30 before I got all of the parts of the paper in. At 9:30 Tuesday morning I got in the revisions that were needed. It was crazymaddness. Besides that, Tuesday went relatively better. I saw a bootleg copy of Team America. it was a good in-your-face movie. It had a wonderful analogy about life in it, and I had to include it in:

Gary: Oh no we aren't! We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks! And the Film Actors' Guild!... are pussies. And Kim Jong Il!... is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks!...because puusies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes. Assholes who just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way, but the only thing that can fuck an asshole...is a dick...with some balls. The problem with dicks is that sometimes they fuck too much, or fuck when it isn't apporoporate... and it takes a pussy to show 'em that. But sometimes pussies get so full of shit that they become assholes themselves. Because pussies are only an inch and a half away from assholes. I don't know much in this...crazy, crazy world, but I do know that if you don't let us fuck this asshole, we are gonna have our dicks and our pussies... all covered in shit.

Artemis, Goddess of the Hunt, is off...aluve'


Well well well, the old fashioned 17th century
vampire, one of my faves. You look for the good
things in life, you posses a lot of classical
class, and follow that of the original
vampires, you have no shame in what you are,
infact you embrace it, you love it and wouldn't
have it any other way. Your wealth is
unspeakable and your way of luring people with
your mystical ways and looks is amazing, and
most people would often call you The
Seductress. Please rate this quiz!


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