Sunday, February 20, 2005

   Blame Canada
Blame Canada

Times have changed,
Our kids are getting worse
They won't obey their parents,
They just want to fart and curse. Should we blame the government, or blame society, or should we blame the images on tv?
No!
Blame Canada!
Blame Canada!

With all their beady little eyes,
their flapping heads so full of lies.
Blame Canada!
Blame Canada!
We need to form a full assault, it's Canada's fault!

Don't blame me, for my son Stan, He saw the darn cartoon, and now he's off to join the klan!

And my boy Eric once, had my picture on his shelf, but now when I see him, he tells me to fuck myself

Well,
Blame Canada!
It seems that everything's gone wrong since
Canada came along
Blame Canada!
Blame Canada!
They're not even a real country anyway.

My son could of been a doctor or a lawyer, it's a true;
Instead he burned up like a piggie on a barbecue

Should we blame the matches? Should we blame the fire, or the doctor who allowed him to expire?

Heck no!
Blame Canada!
Blame Canada!
With all their hockey hubaloo and that bitch Anne Murray too.
Blame Canada!
Shame on Canada!

The smut we must stop
The trash we must smash
Laughter and fun
must all be undone
We must blame them and cause a fuss
Before somebody thinks of blaming us!
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This weekend was a blast. Eight people from my floor and myself went to Montreal on Saturday. I had to work in the morning, and then we planned on leaving around 3 or so, but we actually got out of here an hour later than planned. We spent a good amount of time trying to convince a couple of people to go with us. I did my part -- I convinced a friend to come with us on the conditions that I would clean his room. ^_^ I enjoy cleaning, so it is really no problem to me. So, we got to Montreal, and payed $8.00 to park in a parking garage a block or so away from our hotel. We got a suite for $70. It was a 2 person suite that ended up fitting 9 people...needless to say that it was interesting. So, we ended up going to a bar around 7:30 or so, some people got some food, and I realized that I wasn't really in the mood to drink. I ended up getting a schmirnoff ice anyway, and it was good. I realized that the night was going to be short for me after I got a buzz from the first drink. After the first bar, we went to the Peel Pub, which is an extremely popular pub to go to. We got there and ordered a pitcher of some smooth beer that my roommate liked, and some other people got some shots. Our waitress wasn't good at all...we had to call for her whenever we wanted anything, and then she'd tell us that she'd be right over...and 10 minutes later she'd come over to see what we needed. I ordered a Mai-tai cocktail when some other people ordered some shots, and she didn't even bring it out for me. Some other waitress had to bring it out for her. (By the way, that was a good drink). We ended up leaving a couple of hours later, with a bill of a little more than $111 Canadian. We paid about $117 or $118 because of bad service, but as soon as we got up to leave, the waitress rushed over to the table to count the money. "You know, gratuity isn't included in the bill" she says to us. We were quite aware. "Normally, people pay a 15% gratuity." Not wanting to deal with her bullshit, (as well as wanting to get out of there) I gave her another $5, just to shut her up. A waste of money, yes, but oh well. After that we went to another bar and got another pitcher. Then we headed back to the hotel room for a few minutes, and everyone else wanted to go back out except for me and the guy that I promised to clean his room. So, they all went out, and we stayed in. They went to a sport's bar and got a few more pitchers, and we stayed in and made a bet as to when they would get back. I was guessing around 1:00, and he went with 2:00. They got back at 1:45. I lost the bet, so now I owe him a clean room and something else for losing the bet. We left this morning, and huzzah! Back in the states. Artemis, Goddess of the Hunt, is off to din din...aluve'

Big Five Test Results

Extroversion (57%) moderately high which suggests you are, at times, overly talkative, outgoing, sociable and interacting at the expense of developing your own individual interests and internally based identity. Friendliness (46%) medium which suggests you are moderately kind natured, trusting, and helpful while still maintaining your own interests. Orderliness (88%) very high which suggests you are overly organized, neat, structured and restrained at the expense too often of flexibility, variety, spontaneity, and fun. Emotional Stability (47%) medium which suggests you average somewhere in between being calm and resilient and being anxious and reactive. Openmindedness (62%) moderately high which suggests you are intellectual, curious, imaginative but possibly not very practical.

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