myOtaku.com
• Join Today!

My Pages
• Home
• Portfolio
• Guestbook
• Quiz Results

Contact Me

AIM
• Cahoots34
E-mail
• Click Here
OtakuBoards
• Cahoots34

Vitals

Birthday
• 1989-11-18
Gender
• Female
Location
• Somewhere in Hell.
Member Since
• 2003-08-17
Occupation
• Voice of (Albeit Slightly Skewed) Reason
Real Name
• Unspeakably feminine and overelegant. Ugh.

Personal

Achievements
• you know, I think that whole 'being born' bit was pretty impressive, considering what's followed...
Anime Fan Since
• 2001. Late bloomer, I know.
Favorite Anime
• Samurai Champloo.
Goals
• Create a list of goals.
Hobbies
• Reading, drawing, watching The Daily Show, baking, affecting a semi-political pseudo-intellectual persona, roleplaying, obsessing, listing my hobbies, defending the English language, anything Limewire, ect.
Talents
• Well, I can spew a most intriguing concotion of irate mental vomit coupled with the dregs of Webster's Childrens' Dictionary in an attempt to pacify my all-consuming insecurities by decieve/convince myself that I am, indeed, intelligent.




Jump to User:

myOtaku.com: Cahoots34

My Avatar
~Announcement from Management~

This page may be upgrading its nonsense quality to Spontaneous Cerebral Combustion level in the near future. For now, if you should feel your brain melting, simply hit Refresh a few times until you don't hear any more sizzling.

We look forward to new innovations in putting you out of your misery. Have a day.


Sunday, February 27, 2005

Bad Morning
This morning, I realized that someone had rearranged the line of bottles that perch on the edges of my shower. Later, I realized that shaving cream makes a particularly bad conditioner.

As though my hair isn't bad enough as it is.
Comments (0) | Permalink



Thursday, August 12, 2004

  Braces off.
Retainer on.
Fucking orthodontists.
I need to bake.
Comments (0) | Permalink

State governor of New Jersey, democrat James McGreevey, has today emerged from 'the closet' (an object slightly larger and filled with a few more mens' suits than my own). In light of a recent sexual harassment charges brought against him (literally?) by another man, he has apparently waived his 'straight until proven guilty' rights, admitting to having a homosexual affair-- Oh yes, he's married. It _is_ New Jersey, after all.-- in... Israel? Well, that's one way to entertain oneself in the Holy Land of millions.

In a less personally invasive and therefore less newsworthy note, James McGreevey resigned his post as acting governor of the state of New Jersey.

It (it being the sacrifice of a flourishing political career in acknowledgement of prejudice over deviations from irrelivant moral mores) will earn him respect. Respect, and perhaps a pipe bomb or nine.
Comments (0) | Permalink



Thursday, July 15, 2004

"They say reading is dead. But it isn't. It's just... pathologically crippled."
-John Stewart, The Daily Show

My best friend tells me that "no one reads anymore!". Is this true? I was already aware that close familial relationships and physical activity were passe, but books? What undereducated, inattentive member of our society couldn't appreciate Oscar Wilde's disturbingly relevant dissertation on morality, The Picture of Dorian Grey? How difficult and foreign a notion, to envision a nation in which our collectively violent, obese, oversexed culture would eschew the intricate works of Hemingway and Steinbeck to further indulge in their mindless television worship! Were it not for my implicit faith in my 'BFF's cultural savvy, I might disbelieve her!

Oh, the pleasant sting of grandiose sarcasm...
Comments (0) | Permalink

» Archives



Featured Quiz Result:
Simply confirming what we all knew.