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Sunday, April 11, 2004

   Happy Day-On-Which-A-Zombie-Inspires-Hallmark!
I spent Easter at my aunt's, and was repeatedly fondled by my grandmother and cousin in most unpleasant ways until I started cursing the French (in Japanese), which prompted them to feed me copious amounts of chocolate to quiet me down. I feel I genuinely like this concept of rewarding protest of molestaion. I feel that I will do this more often, if only to emphasize the fact that I have finally found a socially-acceptable custom that I can identify with. (Breast bearing and the bombing of defenseless, impoverished cultures not included.)

On a side note, I ate an entire bag of jelly beans, the act of which was probably more exciting than the past six months of my life. (I say 'probably' because I really wouldn't know. Thank Gods for mental repression of memories.)
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