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Tuesday, April 11, 2006

The Fairy Tale we Should Have Read as Little Girls
Once upon a time, in a land far away, a beautiful,
independent, self-assured princess happened upon a
frog as she sat, contemplating ecological issues on the
shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow near her castle.
The frog hopped into the princess' lap and said:
"Elegant Lady, I was once a handsome prince, until an evil
witch cast a spell upon me. One kiss from you, however, and
I will turn back into the dapper, young prince that I am
and then, my sweet, we can marry and set up housekeeping in
your castle with my mother, where you can prepare my
meals, clean my clothes, bear my children, and forever
feel grateful and happy doing so."

That night, as the
princess dined sumptuously on lightly sauteed frog legs
seasoned in a white wine and onion cream sauce, she
chuckled and thought to herself: 'I don't freakin' think so!'
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