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Sunday, April 23, 2006

   Things to do to People You Don't Like
If it's a Guy
1. Tell the most clingy girl in school that he's in love with her... And watch what she does to him.

2. Call his house phone and if his parents answer, say, "(his name here), I really enjoyed last night. When can we do it again?" and then when his parents say something say "Oops!" and hang up.

3. You'll need some help for this one. Get someone to talk to him and when a lot of people walk by them, walk with the group and whack him on the head when you pass, then RUN!

4. Put a dead bird in his mailbox with a note that says, "This will be you in seven days"

5. If he has a girlfriend, tell her he's cheating on her with a guy. Then go watch what she does to him and LAUGH.


If it's a Girl
1. Get someone who sits behind her in one of her classes to put tape or white-out in her hair.

2. Find out the combination to her P.E. locker. Then, after school, take her P.E. clothes and replace them with a shirt that says 'I'm a slut' and long pants with holes in the butt.

3. If she has a boyfriend, tell him you saw her with another guy and laugh to yourself if he breaks up with her.

4. Find out the combination to her P.E. locker. Then, replace her shoes with ones two or three sizes too small, or two or three sizes too big.
5. Find out the combination to her locker, then leave it unlocked and let nature take its course (coughthievescough).


If these seem a little extreme, it's because I'm extremely pissed and there are two people I want to do these to right now.
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