DO NOT STEAL MY STUFF!!! I worked HARD on this it's only polite. and I got most of my help from my friend
The Real Yojimbo
~There is no discrimination I will kill everyone. jk I will not be mean if you are gay, white, black, who cares. as long as your not a DUMB ASS.
Theme: Death Note
Theme poem:
You see my face,
You see a lie,
You cant see my feelings,
I am dieing inside,
You are blind and you don't know,
The things my face doesn't show,
Because today I'm here,
But who knows about tomarrow...
~About me! (who really cares about me)
~Gender: female Dammit What else would I be!!??
~Birthday: August 10th 1989
~Favorite colors: Purple and black
~Personality: Dark and evil
~Music I like: Punk, rock, hard ROCK, such as, Seether, Disturbed, Slipknot, Linkin Park, Evanecensse, (ext.)
~Contact me on my yahoo messenger
*cant_escape123
~or hotmail
*cantescape123@hotmail.com
come talk to me Im bored.
~Random stuff: You cannot know my location you Fucking Rapists!!
I am an artist If you want go check out my art. I would really appreciate that.
Ok guys I'm finally going to write about the party I went to like a week ago okay. Get ready cuz it long but funny lol
well..... it.....was....... eventful. At some point. First of all...... I invited Lee Vaughn so someone I could actually understand would be there. But there was 1 bad thing....... (eye twitch) ... ... he couldn't keep his frigging hands off of me!!!! he came after we went to the church. (when we were there I thought I'd burst into flames) but yeah we went for my cousins ceremony and i was the ring bearer. (again this was not a wedding) ( she is only 15)
after that we left to the party i fell asleep on the way there listing to DISTURBED!!! when we got there Lee Vaughn (the poor little white boy) was standing next to a wall looking around lost and confused lol. It was funny, he looked so out of place. (he said waited only 3 minutes.....) i didn't want to get out of the car. What would he say if he saw me in a fancy dress...... but the Aijoran was pushing on my back to get out. (yeah my cuz invited her) well i got out....
walked right by him...... and he didn't recognize me?? then I yelled at him and he saw me......
he stood there a minute silent and i was a bit nervous of what he was thinking...... the he blurted out “OM MY GOD! YOUR HOTT” and , he grabbed my ASS!!!! everyone was looking too because of him yelling..... oh goodness....... after that i walked away into the back so no one would see me anymore. (of coarse he fallowed) and the party didn't start yet we were just hanging out. They brought us food to eat. goat??? Lee Vaughn was stuffing himself silly. ( it does tastes better then it sounds) i mean if a picky water like Lee ate it it had to be gook. And then....... the brought out hot sauce. (luckily I didn't make it this time......) there was a mild one and a HOT one we ate the mild one super quick. And when there was no more we were like whaaa!!! Lee Vaughn was complaining about no more hot sauce...... then he angrily said “ you all are wimps not to try the hot one!” that kinda made me mad. But i kept watching to see what he was going to do next. He took a huge chip and dunked it halfway into the sauce. And ate it in one BIT! There was a moment of silence as he gulped down a mountain dew. I don't know...... but i think he was tearing a little lol.
What else happened...... other then that we sat around waiting for the party to start.
Then my cousin came out in the humongous white dress!! it was pretty. It has sparkle jewels on it and it was shaped like an umbrella like in the old movies. (again she wore it to church earlier) the part was gonna start soon and the DJ was setting up and there were building the cake. It has a lot of pieces to it.......
as soon as it started getting dark she started dancing with our other cousin Alex. Yeah they made me go up there and dance when my name was called the even RECOREDE IT!!!!! I tried to talk to him but unfortunately........ he didn't now any English...... yeah I felt like a retard and tried to escape and luckily some one else came and dances with him. (thank god) when i sat back down, Lee Vaughn pulled me onto his lap and literally squeezed life out of me. Lee was plotting on how he was gonna kick his ass in my ear....... (goodness!) I rolled my eyes and told him he didn't know English. But then he said “his hand was really close to my ass and I told him he is my COUSEN!!!! and then he settled down and as sooner as everyone else could dance he pulled me up there and we were the only ones dancing my god it was embarrassing.... the 5 minutes later a whole group started. It was kinda fun actually.
The cake...... T_T but we toasted first. Me and one of my cuzes friends Karin were sitting at the front table next to her because we were the ring bearer and maiden of honor.
Me and Karin were having chug contests with the leftover glasses of champagne and I got a little tipsy lol...... i thing I had 7 ( holds up 4 figures) but I was trapped passing out forks..... until Lee came and saved me and then we ran behind the house where it was dark. ( ya darkness) and Karin was making out with Alex my cousin! I was like okay...... they don't even know the same language..... but i couldn't stand being next to them because you could hear them kissing.....
so I sat on the ground and closed my eyes..... and almost fell asleep. When I heard a deep voice it was not Lee because it had a accent. It was the DJ... surprisingly he knew English! He asked me to dance and I said no me feet hurt..... e was totally hitting on me lol..... I felt really uncomfortable and before I could tell him I had a boyfriend I heard Lee say “ are you telling the truth or just saying what you thing she wants to hear?” the guy looked at him confused and Lee went on “you hitting on my girl and I hit on you!! the DJ stood up.... Lee was taller. (man he was short) Lee just stood there starting they were having a stare down. The Lee said..... “you have the most beautiful eyes I've ever seen on a man.” i was shocked and so was the DJ. but in the shock and confusion Lee punched the guy HARD. I heard it.... and I think he was bleeding a little and the DJ ran back to his music. After that I said good bye to my cousin and Lee took me home.
He sat down on my bean bag. I sat on my bed. And he started to massage my feet! It felt good lol. But he fell asleep while he was massaging the second one. I tapped him a couple of times. He didn't wake up! So I deiced to let him sleep there. It was a funny, he such a hobo lol.
