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Intro.
DO NOT STEAL MY STUFF!!! I worked HARD on this it's only polite. and I got most of my help from my friend
The Real Yojimbo
~There is no discrimination I will kill everyone. jk I will not be mean if you are gay, white, black, who cares. as long as your not a DUMB ASS.
Theme: Death Note
Theme poem:
You see my face,
You see a lie,
You cant see my feelings,
I am dieing inside,
You are blind and you don't know,
The things my face doesn't show,
Because today I'm here,
But who knows about tomarrow...
~About me! (who really cares about me)
~Gender: female Dammit What else would I be!!??
~Birthday: August 10th 1989
~Favorite colors: Purple and black
~Personality: Dark and evil
~Music I like: Punk, rock, hard ROCK, such as, Seether, Disturbed, Slipknot, Linkin Park, Evanecensse, (ext.)
~Contact me on my yahoo messenger
*cant_escape123
~or hotmail
*cantescape123@hotmail.com
come talk to me Im bored.
~Random stuff: You cannot know my location you Fucking Rapists!!
I am an artist If you want go check out my art. I would really appreciate that.
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Clubs I have joined
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Hey freaks!
Marriage - Part I
>>
>> Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after
>> the wedding, he laid down the following rules:
>>
>>
>>"I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want
>> and
>> I don't expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be
>>on
>> table unless I tell you that I won't be home for dinner. I'll
>>go
>> hunting, fishing, boozing and card-playing when I want with my
>>old
>>buddies and don't you give me a hard time about it. Those are my
>>rules.
>>
>> Any comments?"
>>
>>
>> His new bride said, "No, that's fine with me. Just understand
>>that
>> there will be sex here at seven o'clock every night ..........
>>whether
>> you're here or not."
>>
>>
>>
>> (DAMM SHE'S GOOD!)
>> ************************************
>>
>>
>> ; Marriage (Part II)
>>
>> Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th
>> wedding anniversary!
>>
>>
>> The husband yells, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone
>>
>> that reads:
>>
>>
>> "Here Lies My Wife - Cold As Ever "
>>
>>
>> "Yeah?" she replies. "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone
>> &nbs p; that reads:
>>
>>
>> "Here Lies My Husband Stiff At Last"
>>
>>
>>
>> (HE ASKED FOR IT!)
>> ******************************
>>
>>
>> Marriage (Part III)
>>
>>
>>Husband (a doctor) and his wife are having a fight at the breakfast
>>table.
>>Hu sba nd gets up in a rage and says, "And you are no good in bed
>>either,"
>> and storms out of the house.
>>
>>
>> After sometime, he realizes he was nasty and decides to make
>>amends
>>
>> and rings her up. She comes to the phone after many rings, and
>>the
>> irritated husband says, "what took you so long to answer the
>>phone?"
>>
>>
>> She says, "I was in bed."
>>
>>
>> "In bed this early, doing what?"
>>
>>
>> & nbsp; ; "Getting a second opinion!"
>>
>>
>> (YEP, HE HAD THAT ONE COMING, TOO!)
>> ******************************************
>>
>>
>>
>> Marriage (Part IV)
>>
>>A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement. He is
>>so
>>proud of himself, that he starts calling his wife, "Mother of Six"
>>in
>> ; ; spite
>> of her objections.
>>
>>
>>One night, they go to a party. The man decides that it's time to
>>go
>> home and wants to find out if his wife is ready to leave as well.
>> He
>>
>> shouts at the top of his voice, "Shall we go home 'Mother of
>>Six?'
>>
>>
>>His wife, irritated by her husband's lack of discretion, shouts
>>right
>> back, "Anytime you're ready, Father of Four."
>>
>>
>> (RIGH T ON, LA DY!)
>> **************************************
>>
>>
>> Marriage (Part V) The Silent Treatment
>>
>> A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were
>>giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the
>>man realized
>> that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00
>> AM
>> for an early morning business flight. Not wanting to be the first
>>to
>> break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper,
>>"Please
>> wake me at 5:00 AM ." He left it where he knew she would find
>>it.
>> The next morning, the m an woke u p, only to discover it was 9:00
>>AM
>>and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see
>>why
>> his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by
>>the
>> bed.. The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM . Wake up."
>>
>>
>> Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests
>>
>> God may have created man before woman, but there is always a
>>
>> rough draft before the masterpiece.
DIVORCE!
A married couple is driving along a highway doing a steady 40 miles per hour. The wife is behind the wheel. Her husband suddenly looks across at her and speaks in a clear voice. "I know we've been married for twenty years, but I want a divorce." The wife says nothing, keeps looking at the road ahead but slowly increases her speed to 45 mph.
The husband speaks again. "I don't want you to try and talk me out of it," he says, "because I've been having an affair with your best friend, and she's a far better lover than you are."
Again the wife stays quiet, but grips the steering wheel more tightly and slowly increases the speed to 55. He pushes his luck. "I want the house," he says insistently. Up to 60.
"I want the car, too," he continues. 65 mph. "And," he says, "I'll have the bank accounts, all the credit cards and the boat!" The car slowly starts veering towards a massive concrete bridge. This makes him nervous, so he asks her, "Isn't there anything you want?"
The wife at last replies in a quiet and controlled voice. "No, I've got everything I need," she says. "Oh, really," he inquires, "so what have you got?" Just before they slam into the wall at 65 mph, the wife turns to him and smiles. "The airbag."
Moral of the Story:
Women are cleverly EVIL !!!
Don't mess with them!! Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned ...
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