DO NOT STEAL MY STUFF!!! I worked HARD on this it's only polite. and I got most of my help from my friend
The Real Yojimbo
~There is no discrimination I will kill everyone. jk I will not be mean if you are gay, white, black, who cares. as long as your not a DUMB ASS.
Theme: Death Note
Theme poem:
You see my face,
You see a lie,
You cant see my feelings,
I am dieing inside,
You are blind and you don't know,
The things my face doesn't show,
Because today I'm here,
But who knows about tomarrow...
~About me! (who really cares about me)
~Gender: female Dammit What else would I be!!??
~Birthday: August 10th 1989
~Favorite colors: Purple and black
~Personality: Dark and evil
~Music I like: Punk, rock, hard ROCK, such as, Seether, Disturbed, Slipknot, Linkin Park, Evanecensse, (ext.)
~Contact me on my yahoo messenger
*cant_escape123
~or hotmail
*cantescape123@hotmail.com
come talk to me Im bored.
~Random stuff: You cannot know my location you Fucking Rapists!!
I am an artist If you want go check out my art. I would really appreciate that.
Well today Lee came over to my house... (I'm not saying that he's spending the night oh shit I just did oh well) yeah he's staying over and he's feeling bad about the party and making me worry about him while he was in the hospital. So he's trying to make it up to me. It's fun because when he does something bad I just poke him in the head and he screams OW WHAT THE HELL WOMAN WHAT'S YOU FRIGGIN PRIOBLEM.... at lest he doesn't cuss at me cuz then I'd hit him even harder!
Yeah he's over cuz I'm helping him catch up in school, even though I'm not doing so well either. Heh heh but yeah I'm filling him in and helping because he was gone the past few weeks. Oh crap he just came in.... while I'm typing my post so he's gonna write too.
Be prepared, he's freaking cheesy
Lee- what'cha typing about me.... I see my name in here an awful lot... ... ... .... (starry eyes) I KNOW! You're telling the world about your undying love for me aren't you!!!
kante-WHAT THE FUCK!!! HELL NO!!! you..... freak
Lee- heh heh c'mon love I promised I'd never do it again. Isn't that enough?
Kante- ummmm.............. no. you need to be my slave for about 2-3 weeks ^_^ and no parties and no getting drunk!!
Lee- I promise I will forever be the designated driver. -_- okay...
kante- how I'm a supposed to believe that!!
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kante- DAMMIT AWSER ME!!!
Lee- (with Yami Yugis voice) you must Believe in the heart of love...
kante-..... sigh you never changed while you were there did you.
Lee- of course i did!... ...
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I got a cool scar on my forehead!!
kante-yeah i would not be surprised if you tried to make it the shape of a moon.
Lee-... .... GOOD IDEA!! (leaves room)
kante- oh no..... what did I do!!!
.... 2 min later
Kante-hmm.... okay I have been sitting here long enough I need to go see what that boy is doing!!!
when I got back
.... you guys would never believe what he was doing...... me and my big mouth...
Lee- hey you suggested it not me... and dear your mouth is just the right size. (perverted grin)
kante-AHHHHH!!!!
Lee- (rolls on ground laughing)
kante-LEE!!! this is a PG 13 room!!! you don't know who is going to read this!!
Lee- so it took you a few minutes to get it....
kante- well when you were gone my mind was not in the gutter all the time.....
Lee- you see that's why you need me around...
kante-.... I don't need you!! go fuck a goat.
Lee- (gets up) well.... I'd have to say.... I am repulsed
(leaves)
kante-..... ummm hang on a minute I need to go see what hes up to.... I'm scared...
dooo doloo dolooooooo (batman music)
Lee-... ... but you told me too....
kante- you sick ass freak!! I did not mean to go out there and really TRY!!! gosh man you were going to RAPE THE POOR THING!!!
Lee- but I'm your slave for 2-3 weeks... ... ... (PG (perverted grin)) heh hehe
kante- gosh you need help.....
Lee- sooooooo 'master' what should I do for you? (gives the one look she can't resist) huh huh (PG)
kante-oh I see..... (evil grin) first thing to go. No more pgs.....
Lee- WHAT!!! no you can't doo That!!!! it's a natural occurring thing that happens in the muscles of my face!!!
kante-well okay I guess well you don't want to be friends again hu. Thats fine... GET OUT!!!
Lee- fine I'll try my best!!!!!!
kante-naw its okay if you did not do it I would think weird of you.... because its just your thing ^_~
Lee- heh hehe so.... ..... .... gonna help me with that media assignment or not?
Kante- HELL YEAH!! you know I love that crap. Its going to be fun.
Lee- You get to be the voice of the main character!!
kante- really??? umm wait a min. thats a dude....
Lee- but he needs a shrill girlish voice.
Kante- so you say I have a girly voice.....
Lee- no you don't!!!! Ayai yai yai I mean if you were to play a guy the voice would be girlier that normal.
Kante- okay cool and your doing claymation right so that would be cool!
Lee- Yeah it's gonna be a really big spoof of Final Fantasy and other RPG's ^_^
kante- yeah its going to kick ass!! cant wait to see it!
Lee- ... I haven't even started yet.... GLAD YOU HAVE SUCH GREAT CONFIDENCE IN ME!!! I love you Kante!!!! (Glomps)
kante-okay too soon to glomp..... back off.... before I start to swing with the bat....
Lee- (backs off) kay... heh hehe (PG) .... ooops sorry. (wipes it off)
kante- thanks ^_~ so your going to help me with my music video then right.....
lee- anything for you lovely.... ... ... ... . . . . . . (kisses on lips quickly then runs)
HAHA!! ^_-
kante- (huff huff) well hey I'm back. Yeah I spent like 10 min. chasing him with a knife.... and hes not coming back. But my anger was foiled... ... ... ... .... He grabbed me and pinned me down and gave me kiss torture... yeah I was kicking and everything but he wouldn't stop... and when he did he walked off like he was all proud of himself. Then he looked back and gave me that look... I couldn't help blushing a little sorry guys I couldn't resist! So I guess we are going back out again.... don't be mad....
Lee- -_- (evil eyes) were people being mean to you?
Kante- no lol. We were talking about welcome to my life. DAMMIT NOW THAT SONG IS STUCK IN MY HEAD DAMN YOU SIMPLE PLAN!!!!!!
Lee- hmmmm.... ... (Stares evilly) tell me.... ... ....
kante- tell you what? I'm serious people on the otaku are really cool with me I have some awesome friends. Yeah you guys are great.
Lee- hmmm but I feel.... er! I don't FEEL! But... I regret what I did that night full heartedly and I will never do that again.
Kante- yeah I trust you. Your not a bad person. I can tell and we were really good friends. And good friends know how to forgive.
Lee- heh hehe thanks. (leans on Kante using ... .... ... ... chest as pillow!) Ahhhh. ^_^
kante-YOU PERVETED FREAK!!! NO TOCHY!!!
Lee- Hey but... but they're the softest part of you.... I mean you've got a pretty jagged personality.
Kante-thank you ^_^ finally someone understands!! I'm not cute and sweet!!
Lee- (licks) you sure are sweet to me! ^_-
kante-AHHHHHH!!! ewwwww you sicko.... (wipes off cheek)
Lee- hehe you know you like the excitement and light I bring to you life.
Kante- well yeah I have been a little depressed and you just lift up my spirit somehow.
Lee- hehe that's what stalking since 5th grade does for you.... oops... i never told you that did i...
kante-WHAT!!!! STALKER!!! so that explains everything..... (hits) SICK FREAK!!
Lee- sorry.... I was freaking 10 years old and I saw a cute girl with long black hair.... whom every time I talked to screwed everything up so I just fallowed her around... made sure not to get within 20 feet or she'd beat me up....
kante-what can I say... I am evil ^_^ and OMG that was you!!! that freaky little kid with the black hair and blue eyes. And would always stare at me..... yeah you were creepy kinda like rock lee. OH hey Lee and Lee yeah something in common. Come on thats funny.
Lee-... shut up... I'm changing this...
Miroku- Ahhhhh much better.
Kante-yeah that suits you much better. You perverted FREAK!!!
miroku- you know you love it.... now to go play with my 2nd love ahhh ada... or I could put in one of my own games hehe (pg) (goes to game console)
kante- well fine I will just sit here and finish so I can watch FMA and see Eds cute ass.
Lee- fine well I'll just sit here and play DoA extreme volley ball. ^_^
kante- OH NO YOUR NOT!!! (grabs ear) get your ass over here!!
Lee- (puppy whine) OOH! Our song!
Kante-yeah it fits us perfectly....... get off my arm.....
Lee- heh hehe (sings) cuz I'm broken
kante- yeah we are listening to seether “broken” yeah its with Amy Lee... ... ... ... NOT AFUCKINGGAIN. Whats with all these people NAMED LEE!!!
Lee-... dunno.
Kante- sigh.... well I wonder how many people will really read all of this lol
Lee- dunno I got one last thing to say.... I'm not ever gonna update on myotaku again.... it's just to much for me every day I'm gonna tell the freaks that do visit mine to just come here to see me cuz I'll post like this with you!
Kante-okay I guess I kinda half way share this with my boyfriend now. Well when he comes over.
Lee- now that that's settled lets post on mine and go to bed!!!
kante-okay but your sleeping on the bean bag.
Lee- AWWWW but I wanted to cuddle. Lol jk. I intended to.
Kante- well are you sure remember my last dream.... collect the children... and I sometimes hit people...
Lee- heh... I'd have kept you safe... besides you hit me all the time remember.
Kante-yeah thanks ^_^ well okay later freaks (sticks out tongue)
Lee- bai freaks and germs!!!!
