Wednesday, January 25, 2006

   Do it for the waffles...
HA-ha!
I took a barake from
my extremely boring lifestyle
to shout Ha-ha!
yes, baffleing
anywho
oh man this German
dude in my class is
completly
extremely
totaly
funny.
what you thought
I was gonna say hot
didn't you? shame.
but no, my buddy
(whom shall remain nameless)
has this girlfriend
sweet, caring, funny
wants to kill me.
yes.
death to Britt
she's all argh and
what not
I skate w/ her bf (my buddy since forever)
and she thinks we spend too much time
around each other..
...
....?
yeah, so she's gonna try to learn how to skate
...
....
.....*insert evil laugh here*
should be interesting.
oh well, laterz~

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Saturday, January 14, 2006

   Broken Bones
how goes it?

Okay, so me
and some friends
was down @
our friendly
neighborhood
local
awesome
skatepark.

I haven't cleaned my
bearings, so i do
so right there @ the park..
well i got all excited about it
and skated crazed for a half hour.

And then it got bad...
i was on di half pipe
just pumpin no biggie?
This kid ran in front of me
i tried not to hit him
so i bailed
and
WAAABAM!
No i sit here and type to you
w/ a swollen knee
fractured ankle
and lots of tiny brruises and a cut or two.
Blehhs.
But i is hungry so i go fix something to eat now...
laterz
~Britt
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Saturday, January 7, 2006

   Woo Snowboard'n
How goes it~
so anywho-
I is goin Snowboard'n
yesss!
My happy place,
cold happy place
haha...
boyakasha!
made that up
soo nifty..
HAHA!
sorry
I got the giggles
oh well,
so hi to
the great
MixMasterMike
...
i go now
laterz
Britt
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Monday, January 2, 2006

   Oh, man...the crazy world
how goes it?
I live in ky right,
well as we all know
it's january..
We just had three
tornados
i was like "It's not gonna rain.."
half hour later, oh look at the black clouds

meh-that's just the start of my confusion
here is a question for you people

If a guy says that another guy would be a pretty girl, does it make him gay? Or girl about girl whatever the case may be....

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Sunday, January 1, 2006

   Happy Wootness Everybody!!
I hope dis yesr is better
but mehs
the first movie
i watched in da new yr
was Ali G in the House
good one too,
but nobody knows what I'm talking about

So last night was life changeing for me
i bake this cake all good
and what not
my friend Travis put on a bra
screamed "silly pants" and smashed my cake
onto my friend katie
sad day for me but anywho

This is mi life-
sad, amazing, i dunno
but i leave know
leave a post if you will~
i want to know how you ppl are
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   Happy Wootness Everybody!!
I hope dis yesr is better
but mehs
the first movie
i watched in da new yr
was Ali G in the House
good one too,
but nobody knows what I'm talking about

So last night was life changeing for me
i bake this cake all good
and what not
my friend Travis put on a bra
screamed "silly pants" and smashed my cake
onto my friend katie
sad day for me but anywho

This is mi life-
sad, amazing, i dunno
but i leave know
leave a post if you will~
i want to know how you ppl are
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Wednesday, December 28, 2005

   what do I tell you!??
HAzA!~
i tellith you dis
my friend whom at the
moment i no likey
says he gets da girl
but i was telling him
she is a beast!!

Nobody ever listen
to the rambling loon-
stupid for them
now they have ugly beast girl
sheesh

i'm not being mean, you have to see
dis mug...blargh-
never them same, never the same!!
anywhos
Sacha baron cohen is da best
laterz~

SHE REALLY IS A BEAST
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   what do I tell you!??
HAzA!~
i tellith you dis
my friend whom at the
moment i no likey
says he gets da girl
but i was telling him
she is a beast!!

Nobody ever listen
to the rambling loon-
stupid for them
now they have ugly beast girl
sheesh

i'm not being mean, you have to see
dis mug...blargh-
never them same, never the same!!
anywhos
Sacha baron cohen is da best
laterz~

SHE REALLY IS A BEAST
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Thursday, December 22, 2005

   Ch-yah
wee-zooo
how arth tho doing
i found ith
me happyplace

so, if
i was gonna be
a pirate
i wouldn't
have a bird
stupid
flu giving
blargh-a dargh

Oh well so i
is not
very
graceful...
i fall
i hit
i now have odd colord bruse
hmmm

i leave you now w/ dis:

"a group of swedish scientist held a study of disco music's effects on mice, they believed it would turn them homosexual, studies showed it did."

I wanted that to be the last mental image you have.
later~
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Wednesday, December 21, 2005

   bleh and hash browns....
How goes it?
ah, the holiday season
a time for
induced vomitiing
and really bad smelling
people...

My hand is torched from hashbrowns,
and making soap
yes, i can make soap
i have mad skill
anywho i leave you with dis..

From Ali G in the House:
"what happen to your yellow shirt?"

"Me mum forgot to wash it..."

"well, you tell your mum, dat in de ghetto, washing clothes is a matter of life and death."

Since you are now confused, you have to see the movie...Hahaha!
I win
anyways
i leave you now
trauma
later to all, and to all ...whatever.
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