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Tuesday, May 18, 2004
Here ya go!
I've noticed recently that no one ever has any good insults or comebacks, so, like always, I'm here to help. I got these from mutedfaith.com
1. I don't know what your problem is, but I bet it's hard to pronounce.
2. It's been lovely, but I have to scream now.
3. It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.
4. Thank you for not annoying me more than you do.
5. Never miss a good chance to shut up.
6. I need not suffer in silence when I can still moan, whimper, and complain.
7. I'd like to help you out; which way did you come in?
8. I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. This wasn't it.
9. I don't care who you are, what you drive, or where you'd rather be.
10. Well aren't you a waste of two billion years of evolution.
11. Do they ever shut up on your planet?
12. I'm not your type; I'm not inflatable.
13. You look like shit. Is that in style now?
14. I didn't know regurgitated spam could talk.
15. If idiots could fly this place would be an airport. (my school...)
16. Would you kindly shut your noise hole.
17. You have no idea how acutely depressing it is to realize we're from the same species.
18.It's not that I wish any harm to the guy, I'm just saying I could happily sit by while someone knocks his head off.
19. On your way down the banister of life, may your ass collect tons of splinters.
20. Why don't you slip into something more comfortable...like a coma.
21. I wonder what life would have been like if you had had enough oxygen at birth.
22. Whatever it is that's eating you, it must be suffering horribly.
Now that I've given you sufficient ammunition, I'm going to go take my geometry exam ^_^
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